proudsoonergal
8/3/2006, 12:43 AM
I'm not going to state the obvious about the idiot (btw - I don't know if he deserves to have it capitalized). I just wanted to revel for awhile in the misfortunes of others. Mean, immature, I know, but it makes me feel a bit better (although slightly guilty, too). Here goes:
Auburn: suspended two potentially starting linebackers for their first three games (WSU, MSU, and LSU).
Tennessee: one player (frosh TE) was dismissed due to drunk driving and one was suspended for four games (Cal, AF, Florida, & Marshall) due to an aggrevated assault charge.
Miami: four players (including the starting RB and receiver) have been suspended for the FSU game. Plus, Coker is on the hot seat, and cleaned out his entire staff after getting whupped up on by LSU in the bowl game. [As much as I enjoyed the butt-whupping, I was irritated that it Les Miles got any benefit from it]. Oh, and we can't forget about the miscreant Willie Williams, who was tossed in the spring, and another player who was shot in the butt.
Air Force: the place kicker was suspended "indefinitely" for violating school standards.
Utah State: a linebacker has been dismissed from the team for repeatedly violating team rules (the last "straw" was a marjiuana citation).
San Jose State: a potential starter at corner was just charged with 14 robbery and/or false imprisonment crimes. He was suspended earlier, in June, but has yet to be dismissed. [Maybe Dick Tomey is really hurting at corner. Ha]
Texas Tech: a defensive back (potential starter) was stabbed in the stomach during a fight earlier this week.
Washington: four players (including a star RB recruit, two WR, and a tackle) are academically ineligible and won't be playing in 2006.
Nebraska: Throat-Slasher is allowing a defensive back, originally charged with sexual abuse, but later coping a deal with the DA and pleading guilty to a misdemeanor charge of criminal trespassing and harassment, to join the team.
And, last but not least:
Texas: Ramonce Taylor, who was never dismissed from the team despite his potential "intent to distribute marijuana" charges, decided to transfer.
BTW - all of these came from today's ESPN wire.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/more?sport=ncf&page=news
Auburn: suspended two potentially starting linebackers for their first three games (WSU, MSU, and LSU).
Tennessee: one player (frosh TE) was dismissed due to drunk driving and one was suspended for four games (Cal, AF, Florida, & Marshall) due to an aggrevated assault charge.
Miami: four players (including the starting RB and receiver) have been suspended for the FSU game. Plus, Coker is on the hot seat, and cleaned out his entire staff after getting whupped up on by LSU in the bowl game. [As much as I enjoyed the butt-whupping, I was irritated that it Les Miles got any benefit from it]. Oh, and we can't forget about the miscreant Willie Williams, who was tossed in the spring, and another player who was shot in the butt.
Air Force: the place kicker was suspended "indefinitely" for violating school standards.
Utah State: a linebacker has been dismissed from the team for repeatedly violating team rules (the last "straw" was a marjiuana citation).
San Jose State: a potential starter at corner was just charged with 14 robbery and/or false imprisonment crimes. He was suspended earlier, in June, but has yet to be dismissed. [Maybe Dick Tomey is really hurting at corner. Ha]
Texas Tech: a defensive back (potential starter) was stabbed in the stomach during a fight earlier this week.
Washington: four players (including a star RB recruit, two WR, and a tackle) are academically ineligible and won't be playing in 2006.
Nebraska: Throat-Slasher is allowing a defensive back, originally charged with sexual abuse, but later coping a deal with the DA and pleading guilty to a misdemeanor charge of criminal trespassing and harassment, to join the team.
And, last but not least:
Texas: Ramonce Taylor, who was never dismissed from the team despite his potential "intent to distribute marijuana" charges, decided to transfer.
BTW - all of these came from today's ESPN wire.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/more?sport=ncf&page=news