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Howzit
8/2/2006, 09:24 PM
Chili's Chipotle Blue Cheese Bacon Cheeseburger and two large Sam Adams drafts.

Yeah, I showed that Brett Romar.

actually...i do feel a little better.

sooneron
8/2/2006, 09:25 PM
vodka

grey goose

Howzit
8/2/2006, 09:26 PM
vodka

grey goose

You ever try Chopin?

colleyvillesooner
8/2/2006, 09:26 PM
Glorias Margaritas and Chips, salsa and queso.

Just finished some work I had to do that I didn't get done at work (wonder why)

Now I'm headed back downstairs to pour a few and try not to get in a fight with the fiance. She is more fired up thatn I am. Seriously, I'd take her in a fight against Bomar right now. Straight up.

King Crimson
8/2/2006, 09:30 PM
reading Marcus Aurelius.

and a couple glasses of Red Hook and some pizza slices from the local joint.

Oldnslo
8/2/2006, 09:30 PM
I was having pretty much a 100% top-shelf day until I got the news.

All manner of awesome stuff going on at work... gonna get a new bike (a single speed to replace the one that got pinched at TMS last race)... and then *BOOM*

So, now I'm focusing on the meeting I had today, the meeting that I set up today (that I've been trying to get for over a year)... and the S.A.S.S. that I'll be adding to my bicycling quiver. On sale, yet!

and, in my most quiet time, for all who are involved in causing this sordid mess with my beloved Sooners, I pray that it burns when they pee.

Penguin
8/2/2006, 09:32 PM
I am heavily medicated by Dr. Jack Daniels.


That's ok. I don't go to work until 2 tomorrow.

ChickSoonerFan
8/2/2006, 09:34 PM
The more I hear about it, the more disgusted I get about the whole senseless nonsense of it all.

I am trying not to think about it but it is everywhere. Everyone you talk to here has something to say about it. I can't even read the boards.

So, Tecate with lots of lime...and I even broke out the salt.

Rusher
8/2/2006, 09:39 PM
I'm gonna tape p*rn with my GF

ChickSoonerFan
8/2/2006, 09:39 PM
<
< SPEAKING OF WHICH...........
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WHERE ARE MY LIMES?!?!?!?!

C&CDean
8/2/2006, 09:40 PM
Jameson. Multiple double shots.

I'm in a meeting today in Baltimore, and my cell phone goes off. It's my 16 year old kid telling me "Rhett and somebody else just got kicked off the team." I almost throat punched him through the phone for yanking my chain. Turned out the little ****er was right.....

Hamhock
8/2/2006, 09:40 PM
Chili's Chipotle Blue Cheese Bacon Cheeseburger and two large Sam Adams drafts.

Yeah, I showed that Brett Romar.

actually...i do feel a little better.


gonna put in an extra mile in the morning, tubby? ;)

C&CDean
8/2/2006, 09:42 PM
<
< SPEAKING OF WHICH...........
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WHERE ARE MY LIMES?!?!?!?!

Oh, all you can think about at a time like this is your own selfish self huh? In case you haven't noticed Ms. Lime Chick, nobody has an avatar. I'm thinking Mr. Beano or Mr. Norm shut them down due to the horrendously high number of nimrodic posters losing it over that which shall not be named. You'll get your limes back soon enough missy.....

ChickSoonerFan
8/2/2006, 09:45 PM
Oh, all you can think about at a time like this is your own selfish self huh? In case you haven't noticed Ms. Lime Chick, nobody has an avatar. I'm thinking Mr. Beano or Mr. Norm shut them down due to the horrendously high number of nimrodic posters losing it over that which shall not be named. You'll get your limes back soon enough missy.....

Ms. Lime Chick...hehehehe...that's right mister and don't you forget it.

Boarder
8/2/2006, 09:47 PM
I took my two boys to KidsFest at the church and watched them have a great time jumping on all the moon bounce things. Then, I came home, opened the season tickets and checked them out, and am now watching the TiVo of Rockstar Supernova.

Both boys gave me a goodnight hug and sugars. Who gives a poop about Bomar.

StoopTroup
8/2/2006, 09:48 PM
Tequila.

Howzit
8/2/2006, 09:49 PM
gonna put in an extra mile in the morning, tubby? ;)

At least, and blaming THAT on Brett Romar, too.

Harry Beanbag
8/2/2006, 09:58 PM
Johnnie Walker Red and Coke

C&CDean
8/2/2006, 10:00 PM
I took my two boys to KidsFest at the church and watched them have a great time jumping on all the moon bounce things. Then, I came home, opened the season tickets and checked them out, and am now watching the TiVo of Rockstar Supernova.

Both boys gave me a goodnight hug and sugars. Who gives a poop about Bomar.

Please do not bring peace and sanity to this board at this time. Thank you.

Boarder
8/2/2006, 10:01 PM
:lwm:

King Crimson
8/2/2006, 10:06 PM
i'd take issue with the watching "Rockstar" and sanity part....but that's just me.

BeetDigger
8/2/2006, 10:34 PM
The more I hear about it, the more disgusted I get about the whole senseless nonsense of it all.

I am trying not to think about it but it is everywhere. Everyone you talk to here has something to say about it. I can't even read the boards.

So, Tecate with lots of lime...and I even broke out the salt.


We know how you feel about sex with Stanley.




Now tell us, how do you feel about Romar getting dismissed from the team?


:D

bigdsooner
8/2/2006, 10:36 PM
lots of f**kin budweisers

jk the sooner fan
8/2/2006, 10:44 PM
i've been a fan for 35ish years......OU football was great before Bomar and it will be the same after him

i was ****ed at work earlier today, and just let it go...

i'll have my season tix in hand very soon, and i'm ready for the first game.....no matter the outcome of the season

we'll be ok

whatsername
8/2/2006, 10:45 PM
I'm just trying my best to stay clear of the Mr.

He's in a foul mood tonight. :(

LoyalFan
8/2/2006, 10:50 PM
When first apprised: Projectile vomiting, then dry heaves. That was followed by rolling on the floor, quite naked, while strangling the cat (which I'd renamed "Rhett Quinn" for the occasion...RIP "Winchester").
Then I called the teen pregnancy hotline..."Press Juan for Eengleesh"... and spoke for several minutes in Glossolalian.
Except for periodic spates of tears and phantom erections I'm pretty much over it.
Of course the blatant and frequent contacts from "friends" of the Whorn and Aggie (TX) persuasion, which can be categorized under "Crocodile Tears" or "Blatant Gloating" have had an effect.
Now, being rather cried out and as empty as Cindy Sheehan's head, I'm going to go buy much beer and a lot of fast food. After all, projectile vomiting is difficult on an empty tum-tum.

Your friend in San Antonio,
(Phone turned OFF!)

LoyalFan

yermom
8/2/2006, 10:50 PM
on the plus side, maybe some Oregon tickets will come up for sale now ;)

LoyalFan
8/2/2006, 10:54 PM
on the plus side, maybe some Oregon tickets will come up for sale now ;)

Vulture!

LF

Blue
8/2/2006, 10:55 PM
When first apprised: Projectile vomiting, then dry heaves. That was followed by rolling on the floor, quite naked, while strangling the cat (which I'd renamed "Rhett Quinn" for the occasion...RIP "Winchester").
Then I called the teen pregnancy hotline..."Press Juan for Eengleesh"... and spoke for several minutes in Glossolalian.
Except for periodic spates of tears and phantom erections I'm pretty much over it.
Of course the blatant and frequent contacts from "friends" of the Whorn and Aggie (TX) persuasion, which can be categorized under "Crocodile Tears" or "Blatant Gloating" have had an effect.
Now, being rather cried out and as empty as Cindy Sheehan's head, I'm going to go buy much beer and a lot of fast food. After all, projectile vomiting is difficult on an empty tum-tum.

Your friend in San Antonio,
(Phone turned OFF!)

LoyalFan

Well I can't top that,...except for the phantom erections.

ChickSoonerFan
8/2/2006, 11:00 PM
I think Stanley tried to ease the pain of the day with one too many shots of Wild Turkey....can someone go check on him please?




;)

bigdsooner
8/2/2006, 11:14 PM
more damn budweisers

BOOMERBRADLEY
8/3/2006, 12:00 AM
Im going to thank God im not an OSU fan

yermom
8/3/2006, 12:22 AM
mmm...Amber Bock... sweet Amber Bock

Blue
8/3/2006, 12:25 AM
mmm...Corona...sweet Corona...and sweet phantom erections

noleamite
8/3/2006, 12:29 AM
Harp

Blue
8/3/2006, 12:38 AM
Harp

You're playing a harp?

Tailwind
8/3/2006, 01:49 AM
I sighed myself to sleep.

soonerboomer93
8/3/2006, 02:05 AM
my fat *** went to the gym and swam away frustration

Mjcpr
8/3/2006, 08:55 AM
I just had some me time....

http://img285.echo.cx/img285/8795/howzitiii2qe.jpg

Howzit
8/3/2006, 09:09 AM
You were prolly dreaming of a hole-in-one.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6104/patet7.jpg

OU4LIFE
8/3/2006, 09:19 AM
he's checking out my phantom erection.

it's there, you just have to look really close...

right there.....

closer...

OU4LIFE
8/3/2006, 09:20 AM
BTW, those are the most kick-*** shoes I have ever seen on that hairy dude.

Howzit
8/3/2006, 09:21 AM
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WEAR THOSE NUT-SHOWIN' SHORTS TO GOLF IN!!!!1

OU4LIFE
8/3/2006, 09:26 AM
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WEAR THOSE NUT-SHOWIN' SHORTS TO GOLF IN!!!!1

is that funny?

tia.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/3/2006, 09:41 AM
BTW, those are the most kick-*** shoes I have ever seen on that hairy dude.

Phffft.

Those ain't no kick-a$$ shoes.

I'm wearing kick-a$$ shoes today. So every single time I look down at my feet I won't think about the fact that I want to punchasize someone.

It's helping. I'm not near as mad as I was yesterday. Oh, I just looked at them again and now I think this whole thing is for the best.

Oh, just looked at them again and now I think we go undefeated...http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/bob.gif

GDC
8/3/2006, 09:44 AM
This is all because of the bad karma created by welcoming whorns onto this board, and the "Sooners" that associate with them.

Howzit
8/3/2006, 09:46 AM
Ah...there you are! Where ya been? Didja tie the knot?

Howzit
8/3/2006, 09:47 AM
Maybe it's bad karma from whinny crybabbies that don't pay on bets.

Just a thought.

OU4LIFE
8/3/2006, 09:50 AM
I just looked under BSG's desk and now I can't think straight.

jk the sooner fan
8/3/2006, 09:50 AM
i'm in a bad mood enough from yesterday.......gdc chirping in with his usual trash isnt helping things

all in fun my ***......

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/3/2006, 10:00 AM
I just looked under BSG's desk and now I can't think straight.

See?!

Awesome, aren't they?

Kick-a$$ shoes are good for the soul.

jk the sooner fan
8/3/2006, 10:00 AM
he wasnt looking at the shoes

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/3/2006, 10:04 AM
Heh.

Oh, I just looked at them again and I now think we hang a hunnerd on everyone we play!

Scott D
8/3/2006, 10:05 AM
heh, I think I was shocked for about 45 seconds, followed by a "that figures" followed by a "oh yeah him I'm definitely not surprized about". Then last night was the wonderful clincher of them being roommates which brought about the "yeah, now it ALL makes sense now". Then I watched some baseball and went to sleep.

Howzit
8/3/2006, 10:08 AM
I just looked under BSG's desk and now I can't think straight.

Is Hillbilly Queen wearing bloomers? 'Cause if she is, I'm taking a personal day...




http://www.bloomers4u.com/html/images/Thumbs/short_bloomers_sm.jpg (http://www.bloomers4u.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=Short_Bloomers)

OU4LIFE
8/3/2006, 10:15 AM
all I know is that when I looked, all I could think about was my hole-in-one.

Mjcpr
8/3/2006, 10:17 AM
Did you see a spider?

Howzit
8/3/2006, 10:17 AM
I am not changing that to one-in-hole, because that would not be right.

OU4LIFE
8/3/2006, 10:19 AM
Did you see a spider?

does a starfish count?

Mjcpr
8/3/2006, 10:25 AM
Maybe. Did it have its mouth open?

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/3/2006, 10:26 AM
Did you see a spider?

With it's mouth open?

You're a filthy...thing, Pat. :mack:

Oh, I just felt them and I think we allow 0 points all year. Shut out everyone we play!

**** YEAH!!!

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/3/2006, 10:26 AM
DAMMIT!

OU4LIFE
8/3/2006, 10:27 AM
I like the way your shoes make you think.

you wear them to bed don't you.

admit it, you're a dirty girl.

dirty.

TexasLidig8r
8/3/2006, 10:35 AM
For some reason, my blood is circulating much, much faster now.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/3/2006, 10:38 AM
Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrty.

Heh.

Oh, I just looked at them again and I think I just saw AD catch a 60 yard pass for a TD.

It. Was. Awesome.

OU4LIFE
8/3/2006, 10:55 AM
Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrty.

Heh.

Oh, I just looked at them again and I think I just saw AD catch a 60 yard pass for a TD.

It. Was. Awesome.


I am gonna 'spek the s h i t outta you.....soon.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/3/2006, 11:10 AM
I am gonna 'spek the s h i t outta you.....soon.

I've been waiting my entire life for these words from you.

:rcmad:

Howzit
8/3/2006, 11:12 AM
Me too!

BeetDigger
8/3/2006, 11:14 AM
Menage a trois time.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/3/2006, 11:15 AM
Oh, man...I just looked at them again and I just saw a tight end screen...FOR A TD!!!

YEEE HAW!!!

OU4LIFE
8/3/2006, 11:42 AM
What, exactly are you looking at when you see Dusty?

Mjcpr
8/3/2006, 11:44 AM
What, exactly are you looking at when you see Dusty?

http://i24.ebayimg.com/04/i/07/b6/ee/bd_1.JPG

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/3/2006, 12:33 PM
That's just...not right.

:meat:

jk the sooner fan
8/3/2006, 12:43 PM
oh but it could be!

IB4OU2
8/3/2006, 12:48 PM
http://i24.ebayimg.com/04/i/07/b6/ee/bd_1.JPG

:mad:.....;)