dear rice rocket driver

[jk the sooner fan]

just a word.....your car doesnt sound like something racy or tough, or.....

well, what it sounds like is a radio controlled airplane on steroids

its not impressive....just sayin

[OUDoc]

Cracks me up when you hear something next to you that sounds like it's going 140 mph and you see a Honda doing 35. Sounds like it's struggling to go even that fast.

[jk the sooner fan]

hey i sent you a PM yesterday :(

[OUDoc]

hey i sent you a PM yesterday :(
Aha. And there it is. My peem pop-up notifier didn't pop-up. I guess it needs Viagra.

[sanantoniosooner]

They sound like weedeaters to me.

Cracks.
Me.
Up.

[yermom]

the best ones are the guys in Neons that think they are in Hondas

Kancho characters and everything

[sanantoniosooner]

I love when a Honda has "Powered By Honda" all over it"

Like I didn't know.

Like I even care.

Like it has importance.

[jk the sooner fan]

i remember as a kid, we used to turn the air filter lids on our cars upside down and it would make it sound "hotter".....at least in the older cars, it didnt sound like it was powered by a pair of double A batteries

[Boomer.....]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/ricer-48377.jpg:eek:

[etouffee]

i think they sound like small boat motors. i'd love to see the guy from the dodge hemi commercials pull up next to one and say "hey...that thing got an evinrude?"

[SoonerInKCMO]

I will drive my Corolla and rev its large motorcycle engine to 8200 rpm if I damn well please! :mad:

[yermom]

yeah, but do you have a coffee can as a muffler?

[SoonerInKCMO]

If only... :(

[Okla-homey]

I love spoilers on front-wheel drive cars. They sort of scream "I'm a non-car ******-******* but I have a spoiler because I think it looks cool"

[SoonerInKCMO]

Even on front-wheel drive cars, a properly designed spoiler can be helpful for maintaining high speed stability.

[Boomer.....]

Even on front-wheel drive cars, a properly designed spoiler can be helpful for maintaining high speed stability.

Quit defending them!

[jk the sooner fan]

hi speeds.......heh :)

[1stTimeCaller]

if your car is on the street and has a spoiler it's gay. it's only for show. I'm not talking about the little integral spoilers I'm talking about the wing. The wing is gay.

[yermom]

:mad:

mine is effective around 80 MPH, i think

[1stTimeCaller]

:mad:

mine is gay, i think

yes. yes it is.

Do you do some pretty radical cornering at 80 MPH+?

:pop:

[jk the sooner fan]

"im coming into the pits......the car feels loose in the turns....i need you to adjust the spoiler"

[1stTimeCaller]

Doleo, grab the impact wrench...

[yermom]

yes. yes it is.

Do you do some pretty radical cornering at 80 MPH+?

:pop:

it's for stability, not just cornering

at high speeds if you don't have downforce you are starting to take off ;)

[1stTimeCaller]

it's for stability, not just cornering

at high speeds if you don't have downforce you are starting to take off ;)

At what, 150 MPH+?

I had a 94 Z-28 with the LT1 in it and I had that girl up to 145 and never felt any lift. Of course, it wasn't an Outback.....

[KABOOKIE]

Aaaaaaah. Nothing says stupid like spending $10,000 to "upgrade" a $3,000 car.

[BudSooner]

it's for stability, not just cornering

at high speeds if you don't have downforce you are starting to take off ;)
Heh, Kabookie....I keep telling my son that same thing.

Yermom, your not using JATO rocket motors are you?


Like we need to say anything more......

http://www.shinydonkey.com/images/gallery/stuntaz.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I drive yermom's car in GT4. It's all in the spoiler...

And I kick some serious boo-tay.

[jeremy885]

Aaaaaaah. Nothing says stupid like spending $10,000 to "upgrade" a $3,000 car.

Tell that to my neighbors. A bunch of 20 year olds with 5 + year old Civics trying to get them to look like the ones from Fast and the Furious. :rolleyes:

I almost had to kill one of them because he changed his oil and either didn't use a container when he drained the oil or just dumped it out in the apartment complex parking lot.

[sooneron]

The only cool spoiler is the porsche one that rises up when passing 60 mph on the speedo.

No one had better mention the crossfire

[OUDoc]

crossfire

[SoonerInKCMO]

No one had better mention the crossfire

SicEm nip.

[King Crimson]

Aaaaaaah. Nothing says stupid like spending $10,000 to "upgrade" a $3,000 car.

i used to have a housemate that had a mazda hatchback looking thing he "Tricked" out to look like a VW GTI. it was kind of sad. good guy, but that was really weak sauce. he spent a lot of money on making that thing look silly.

[BudSooner]

Crossfire, isn't that what alot of women drive?

[OUinFLA]

When I need to deal with rear airlift on my Chevy truck, I either hitch my boat to the back of it, or load a cube of concrete blocks in the bed.

[yermom]

Heh, Kabookie....I keep telling my son that same thing.

Yermom, your not using JATO rocket motors are you?


Like we need to say anything more......

http://www.shinydonkey.com/images/gallery/stuntaz.jpg

hmm... rocket motor...

and i'm not Icy Hot :mad:

as for some high speed cornering check out this video at about 4:30

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJvu_3u596s

[BudSooner]

4 doors and a spoiler/wing....sad.
"And for better cornering get some sand in the trunk!" http://img100.exs.cx/img100/1064/drive28mh.gif

Only thing worse than that is when you see mexicans driving one of those things with decals as if they had just come from the track.

[yermom]

i'll pwn you hemiboy

[SicEmBaylor]

I would sell my non-existent children into eastern european servitude, perhpas a left lung, and a portion of my liver for a tricked out crossfire.

[RacerX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9GpuzfRIPY