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soonerbrat
7/31/2006, 12:38 PM
strep throat. whoever gave it to me, do you mind if i return it?

mdklatt
7/31/2006, 12:40 PM
whoever gave it to me, do you mind if i return it?

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Hamhock
7/31/2006, 12:41 PM
high, slow, hanging, curve ball.

Okla-homey
7/31/2006, 12:42 PM
strep throat. whoever gave it to me, do you mind if i return it?

That stuff is making the rounds this summer. I know three people who have had it just in the last couple of weeks. (Now four I guess)

soonerbrat
7/31/2006, 12:43 PM
oh, you know you wanna....

mdklatt
7/31/2006, 12:44 PM
oh, you know you wanna....

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soonerbrat
7/31/2006, 12:45 PM
is your computer gonna explode?

mdklatt
7/31/2006, 12:50 PM
is your computer gonna explode?


Something like that. :hot:

OUDoc
7/31/2006, 01:01 PM
When you're done having fun with your strep throat, get over to my office. I only have 2 patients scheduled this afternoon. :(

Now, back to your soft-core posting. :)

Flagstaffsooner
7/31/2006, 01:03 PM
When you're done having fun with your strep throat, get over to my office. I only have 2 patients scheduled this afternoon. :(

Now, back to your soft-core posting. :)Doc wants to give you an enima.:D;)

1stTimeCaller
7/31/2006, 01:03 PM
I say that the gift of herpes would have been worse...

soonerbrat
7/31/2006, 01:04 PM
you can take off early and go play golf :D

Howzit
7/31/2006, 01:06 PM
I say that the gift of herpes would have been worse...

Or anal warts. Those would probably beat strep throat by a mile.

soonerbrat
7/31/2006, 01:06 PM
I say that the gift of herpes would have been worse...


i say you are so right.

Howzit
7/31/2006, 01:11 PM
Oh, so you think herpes would be preferable to anal warts? Well I guess we will just have to agree to disagree.

1stTimeCaller
7/31/2006, 01:12 PM
I'm serious. It was a wild birthday party and I'll never forget turning 8 but that was the worst birthday party ever considering the presents. ;)

OUDoc
7/31/2006, 01:13 PM
Or anal warts. Those would probably beat strep throat by a mile.
Ironically, no.
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=anal+warts&word2=strep+throat

Howzit
7/31/2006, 01:15 PM
Ironically, no.
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=anal+warts&word2=strep+throat

Wow. Who'd a thunk it. Learn something everyday...guess that's why you're the doc.

Mjcpr
7/31/2006, 01:50 PM
Wow. Who'd a thunk it. Learn something everyday...guess that's why you're the doc.

All you need to do is get herpes to make a comparison yourself, right?

mdklatt
7/31/2006, 01:54 PM
All you need to do is get herpes to make a comparison yourself, right?

Are you volunteering your services?

Skysooner
7/31/2006, 01:56 PM
Welcome to the corporation that keeps on giving (raises, bonuses, and illnesses). I had more sick days in 5 years with that company than in 10 years prior.

Scott D
7/31/2006, 02:32 PM
Dear brat,

I'm sorry for giving you strep throat. If it makes you feel better, I spent 6 hours this morning in a warehouse during a heat advisory day.

sincerely,
Scott D.

jeremy885
7/31/2006, 02:57 PM
Or anal warts. Those would probably beat strep throat by a mile.

My ex would agree with you on that. She caught it from a guy (lucky for me, 4 years after we broke up) who happened to be a friend of one of my frat brothers. Heard it was a pain in the *** to get rid of. :D