HskrGrl
7/30/2006, 10:11 PM
I posted this on the fark board, but it may be better suited for this board. :D
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html
Here's mine...
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the stealing of KFC's secret formula you need to realize that everything is controlled by a International Association For People Who Are In Associations made up of Midgets Who Can Dunk with help from Bald Fat Motocycle Riders of America.
The conspiracy first started when the Bitch stole the little boy's fish in a small little lake. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including London Bridge falling down.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the way they pick their nose and wipe their finger off under their chairs.
They want to bringing a knife to a gunfight with the Statue of Liberty and imprison resisters in Austin, TX using Unicycles.
In order to prepare for this, we all must stop drop and roll. Since the media is controlled by Ted Kennedy we should get our information from American Conservative Union.
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html
Here's mine...
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the stealing of KFC's secret formula you need to realize that everything is controlled by a International Association For People Who Are In Associations made up of Midgets Who Can Dunk with help from Bald Fat Motocycle Riders of America.
The conspiracy first started when the Bitch stole the little boy's fish in a small little lake. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including London Bridge falling down.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the way they pick their nose and wipe their finger off under their chairs.
They want to bringing a knife to a gunfight with the Statue of Liberty and imprison resisters in Austin, TX using Unicycles.
In order to prepare for this, we all must stop drop and roll. Since the media is controlled by Ted Kennedy we should get our information from American Conservative Union.