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Viking Kitten
7/30/2006, 02:41 PM
:les:GET THOSE CROCS ON NOW BEFORE I SPANK YOUR BUTT!
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/30/2006, 02:45 PM
That's child abuse. I'm calling DHS.
Viking Kitten
7/30/2006, 02:49 PM
Allowing a child to wear Crocs? You may be right.
Howzit
7/30/2006, 03:03 PM
Didja try the "don't you want to be like daddy" card?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/30/2006, 03:29 PM
Allowing a child to wear Crocs? You may be right.Yeah I meant the crocs. I believe in the capital punishment of unruly children.
SicEmBaylor
7/30/2006, 04:08 PM
Yeah I meant the crocs. I believe in the capital punishment of unruly children.
Capital punishment or corporal punishment? Not that I can argue with executing unruly children, but some would consider it extreme.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/30/2006, 06:22 PM
I said capital.
StoopTroup
7/30/2006, 06:29 PM
Your Mom was just sucking the poison out of the spider bite...
SicEmBaylor
7/30/2006, 06:43 PM
I said capital.
lol fair enough, off with the heads of the little bastards! I'm with you.
Gandalf_The_Grey
7/30/2006, 06:47 PM
That reminds me of my favorite song...Save a Horse...hit a child!!
MamaMia
7/30/2006, 09:51 PM
"That woman must swing from the chandelier when the sun goes down"...my husband to our son. :O
Oldnslo
7/30/2006, 09:57 PM
:les: Put down that book and go play!
Big Red Ron
7/30/2006, 10:02 PM
"See those guys working on the side of the road in this heat? If you don't get your grades up, in 20 years, that'll be you." :D
SoonerInKCMO
7/30/2006, 10:02 PM
"That woman must swing from the chandelier when the sun goes down"...my husband to our son. :O


You got that woman's number? :texan:
Partial Qualifier
7/31/2006, 06:53 AM
My 2YO has taken over the computer, I've said plenty I never thought I'd say until he was at least 8 or something :mad:
crawfish
7/31/2006, 07:41 AM
I still can't believe I said this:

"Matthew, stop putting cheese on your brother's head!!!"

:O
MamaMia
7/31/2006, 08:01 AM
You got that woman's number? :texan:
Oh... do I ever. :mad:
sooner n houston
7/31/2006, 08:11 AM
Becase I said SO.....

Swore to myself I would never say that to my kids! Oh well!!!
IB4OU2
7/31/2006, 08:18 AM
Don't bother mommy right now, I'm ON the phone. :eek:
Norm In Norman
7/31/2006, 09:05 AM
"Pick up your ****ing toys, you little piece of ****, or I'm going to rip your head off and **** down your neck hole."

I never thought I would say that. You'd be surprised how often that one comes up.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/31/2006, 09:28 AM
"Pick up your ****ing toys, you little piece of ****, or I'm going to rip your head off and **** down your neck hole."

I never thought I would say that. You'd be surprised how often that one comes up.

You better have said it to someone else's kid...

:mad:
BoomerJack
7/31/2006, 10:02 AM
"You need to work hard, graduate from high school so you can start getting an education."

I actually did say this to my step-son during a conference in which most of his teachers and a counselor or two were in attendance. Surprisingly, it got a few chuckles.
frankensooner
7/31/2006, 10:07 AM
Son, quit pinching your sisters with those pliers.
SoonerObsession
7/31/2006, 10:22 AM
"You don't have to be scared son, it doesn't flush automaticly!"
StoopTroup
7/31/2006, 10:26 AM
Leave my Playstation alone and go play with your dolls!
Boarder
7/31/2006, 10:42 AM
Stop driving over Drew with your dump truck!
Cam
7/31/2006, 07:41 PM
How the hell did you get that so far up your nose?

Son had some sort of plastic spiral thing so far up his nose they thought they were going to have to put him out to get it. He's pretty damn lucky he didn't do any major damage to his nasal cavity, that thing was sharp as hell.

Of course I told the wife to clean it and store it away. I'm storing ammunition for later in life. :D

There was sometihng else I said to my daughter the other day that I immediately thought: "OMG, did I really just say that?". I wish I could remember what it was...