Things that make women mad

[Mongo]

I learned tonight that while your woman is folding laundry fresh out of the dryer, it is bad form to throw a lit black cat by her feet.

[GDC]

The question should be what doesn't make them mad.

[Jerk]

The question should be what doesn't make them mad.

This is why I haven't taught mine how to use that loaded 870 12 guage shotgun sitting in the corner of our bedroom. Thank God for that little tab under the trigger guard that you have to press to unlock the action.

Mine gets mad whenever I bother her when she's cooking in the kitchen.

She also doesn't like the way I take my socks off and throw em on the floor.

[SCOUT]

Fat jokes seem to be a bad idea.

[PhxSooner]

This is why I haven't taught mine how to use that loaded 870 12 guage shotgun sitting in the corner of our bedroom. Thank God for that little tab under the trigger guard that you have to press to unlock the action.

Mine gets mad whenever I bother her when she's cooking in the kitchen.

She also doesn't like the way I take my socks off and throw em on the floor.
C'mon guys, the hamper is always in the same place. Just because your ego is bruised from the failed attempt to throw them in the basket doesn't mean you can't go over them and pick them up.:D :D :D

[olevetonahill]

I can **** a woman off faster than the Pope can make Holy water :eek:

[sanantoniosooner]

I can **** a woman off faster than the Pope can make Holy water :eek:
Doesn't hurt that you are partial to psychos.

[Octavian]

tell them no.

[sanantoniosooner]

I wasn't really aware that women needed motivation to be angry.

[olevetonahill]

Doesn't hurt that you are partial to psychos.
At least My psychos PUT OUT :D

[sanantoniosooner]

At least My psychos PUT OUT :D
sure.........until they find the knife drawer.

[Octavian]

I wasn't really aware that women needed luvin

:pop:

[sanantoniosooner]

:pop:
needing and wanting is two different things.

[olevetonahill]

needing and wanting is two different things.
They ALL need it
Its your job to make em want it

[Octavian]

needing and wanting is two different things.

so is giving ;)

[sanantoniosooner]

givings not a problem.

[King Crimson]

"do you like my new haircut?"

there is no acceptable answer to this question.

[Octavian]

givings not a problem.

damn....good point.

pwnage

[oumartin]

Well I have learned this well.
Telling them the house looks like hell.
Telling them they should running a few stairs.
Buying them a vaccum for their birthday.
Getting caught with their sister.
Pubes on their pillow.
your work socks under their pillow.
I put one of those firecrackers that go off when you pull the two strings attached to it on the washing machine lid 3 days ago. I'm sure it would make her mad if she ever opened the f'ing lid and did some damn laundry.

[VeeJay]

Accidentally peeing on the toilet seat will do it.

That makes 'em madder than forgetting to flush a Number 2.

[StoopTroup]

"Those jeans make you look fat."