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dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 04:32 PM
Will one of you females be my Internet girlfreind and post things I want you to say while I am gone.

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 04:33 PM
Oh.

Snap.

bri
7/28/2006, 04:34 PM
From Thunder:

You shut your goddamn mouth, you ****ing stupid ****er! Rarrrrr!!! I'm mad!! AN-GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

StoopTroup
7/28/2006, 04:35 PM
It's a sad day when an internet pimp has to go fishing for an internet girlfriend.

Doleo...

You have to get it together before football season dude. ;)

colleyvillesooner
7/28/2006, 04:35 PM
Will one of you females be my Internet girlfreind and post things I want you to say while I am gone.

I'm sure yermom can handle it. He'll just have to rearrange the keys on his keyboard. ;)

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 04:36 PM
From Bruce:


I'll kick everyopne of your a$$es at the next tailgate and then I'll go and buy a new message board and ban you all, you mother****ing ******* *** 8*******.

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 04:36 PM
It's a sad day when an internet pimp has to go fishing for an internet girlfriend.

Doleo...

You have to get it together before football season dude. ;)
Ohh ig ot the bitches in the rl ....I just needa ho here on the board you know to look out for me when I am gone and ****

StoopTroup
7/28/2006, 04:37 PM
Ohh ig ot the bitches in the rl ....I just needa ho here on the board you know to look out for me when I am gone and ****
Thanks for straightening that out...

I was just concerned. :D

:pop:

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 04:37 PM
Hes ugly and I have already been there done that....come on feamles rise up and take the title as doleos interet girl

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 04:38 PM
Dude, I would just make you tired.

You planning on getting baned anytime soon? 'Cause I don't wanna miss it...

pb4ou
7/28/2006, 04:38 PM
<crickets> creeeek, creeek, </crickets>

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 04:41 PM
Dude, I would just make you tired.

You planning on getting baned anytime soon? 'Cause I don't wanna miss it...
**** you couldn't make me tierd I am young and full of life...you are shall I say.....bsg?

yermom
7/28/2006, 04:42 PM
From Thunder:

You shut your goddamn mouth, you ****ing stupid ****er! Rarrrrr!!! I'm mad!! AN-GRRRRRRRR!!!!!



you are Thunder's internet girlfriend?

it all makes sense now

StoopTroup
7/28/2006, 04:45 PM
:pop:

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 04:46 PM
you are Thunder's internet girlfriend?

it all makes sense now
YOur one crazy *** mother ****er noob beoncye

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 04:47 PM
**** you couldn't make me tierd I am young and full of life...you are shall I say.....bsg?

Before you say anything - WTF is that in your new avvie?

colleyvillesooner
7/28/2006, 04:48 PM
It's yermom's hetero lifemate:
http://clerks2.com/images/jaybobsm.jpg

Fugue
7/28/2006, 04:48 PM
It's yermom's hetero lifemate:

http://craigo19.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jayandsilentbobtogeva.gif

well-endowed?

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 04:48 PM
Its jay ....yermom has silent bob so I have jay

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 04:48 PM
Ahhh. I see now. Durrrr...

'Hetero Lifemate'...that cracks me up...

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 04:51 PM
Ahhh. I see now. Durrrr...

'Hetero Lifemate'...that cracks me up...
haha funny ..nOw are you going to be my internet lifemate that posts for me when I dont show up to play bri basketball? huh Do I need to keep looking

ChickSoonerFan
7/28/2006, 04:52 PM
:rolleyes:

Fugue
7/28/2006, 04:53 PM
:pop:

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 04:54 PM
:rolleyes:
I love you chick......but really I feel my banning coming

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 04:54 PM
Just lookin out for me you know

JohnnyMack
7/28/2006, 04:54 PM
I don't know how to use the popcorn smiley, but I prolly should learn.

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 04:55 PM
I'll **** this bitch i''ll **** that beoncye ill **** anything that moves

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 04:55 PM
Man I love clerks 2

Beef
7/28/2006, 04:56 PM
I'll **** this bitch i''ll **** that beoncye ill **** anything that moves
I'm trying hard not to move.

mdklatt
7/28/2006, 04:59 PM
Will one of you females be my Internet girlfreind and post things I want you to say while I am gone.

:pop:


Best smiley evar.

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:01 PM
:rolleyes:
IS IT TO EARLY TO START LAYING MY GAME DOWN ON YOU CHICK?

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 05:02 PM
I'll **** this bitch i''ll **** that beoncye ill **** anything that moves

Someone please pass the Medusa.

TIA.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/28/2006, 05:04 PM
I thought yermom was your gf :confused:

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:05 PM
I thought yermom was your gf :confused:
COME ON GIRL GET WITH THE TIMES WE SPLIT UP ...HE IS JUST ONE IN ALINE OF MANY EXES

mdklatt
7/28/2006, 05:06 PM
Philosophical pondering:

Is fair to bash Stanley when he's incapable of defending himself (or throwing a hissy fit, whatever)? If it's not fair, then shouldn't he be allowed to defend himself via whatever means necessary, even his innerweb girlfriend? In the past, I've seen mods lock and even delete threads where a baned user was getting hammered.

pb4ou
7/28/2006, 05:07 PM
Ah man, Doleo has gone crazy....http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2515/doleospinft5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

mdklatt
7/28/2006, 05:07 PM
I thought yermom was your gf :confused:

I thought yermom was his bf? :confused: :confused:

ChickSoonerFan
7/28/2006, 05:07 PM
IS IT TO EARLY TO START LAYING MY GAME DOWN ON YOU CHICK?

It will always be too early for you to start that....

you could ask in 10 years and it would still be too early...for.that.

:pop:

JohnnyMack
7/28/2006, 05:07 PM
Philosophical pondering:

Is fair to bash Stanley when he's incapable of defending himself (or throwing a hissy fit, whatever)? If it's not fair, then shouldn't he be allowed to defend himself via whatever means necessary, even his innerweb girlfriend? In the past, I've seen mods lock and even delete threads where a baned user was getting hammered.

Sure it's fair. He's the ********* that put himself into this situation in the first place.

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:08 PM
It will always be too early for you to start that....

you could ask in 10 years and it would still be too early...for.that.

:pop:
OK :(

leavingthezoo
7/28/2006, 05:08 PM
Philosophical pondering:

Is fair to bash Stanley when he's incapable of defending himself (or throwing a hissy fit, whatever)? If it's not fair, then shouldn't he be allowed to defend himself via whatever means necessary, even his innerweb girlfriend? In the past, I've seen mods lock and even delete threads where a baned user was getting hammered.

so what you're saying is... you too are stanley's girlfriend? heh

mdklatt
7/28/2006, 05:08 PM
Sure it's fair. He's the ********* that put himself into this situation in the first place.

:pop:


IBTD!

Viking Kitten
7/28/2006, 05:09 PM
Can I volunteer to be John Helander's Internet girlfriend? Apparently that dude has a lot of money. And he's very discriminating about his Internet dollar. And he started the Hollis board. And he earned his spek (not gambling.) Ummm. John Helander is dreamy.

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:11 PM
Philosophical pondering:

Is fair to bash Stanley when he's incapable of defending himself (or throwing a hissy fit, whatever)? If it's not fair, then shouldn't he be allowed to defend himself via whatever means necessary, even his innerweb girlfriend? In the past, I've seen mods lock and even delete threads where a baned user was getting hammered.


a) i LIKE sTANLEY.....i AM SURE SOME WAY SOME HOW THIS WILL GET BACK TO HIM SO IT WILL GIVE US SOMTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT

B) i LIKE CHICK SO i AM GIVING HER HELL

C) i LIKE THEM BOTH ...BUT THE FACT IS STANLEY NEVER PLAYED ME BACKETBALL SO i AM GOING TO HIT HIM WHERE IT HURTS .....OR DOES IT REALLY HURT NO IT DOES NOT ...WTF DID i JUST SAY OHH WTF

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 05:11 PM
Can I volunteer to be John Helander's Internet girlfriend? Apparently that dude has a lot of money. And he's very discriminating about his Internet dollar. And he started the Hollis board. And he earned his spek (not gambling.) Ummm. John Helander is dreamy.

NO, BEYONCE!

You belong to me - remember?

Remember...?

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:12 PM
It will always be too early for you to start that....

you could ask in 10 years and it would still be too early...for.that.

:pop:
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING BY THE WAY ...YOU KEEP GIVING ME THESE MIXED SIGNALS :D :D

ChickSoonerFan
7/28/2006, 05:12 PM
Philosophical pondering:

Is fair to bash Stanley when he's incapable of defending himself (or throwing a hissy fit, whatever)? If it's not fair, then shouldn't he be allowed to defend himself via whatever means necessary, even his innerweb girlfriend? In the past, I've seen mods lock and even delete threads where a baned user was getting hammered.

Good point...well said. And I agree. :)

Viking Kitten
7/28/2006, 05:12 PM
NO, BEYONCE!

You belong to me - remember?

Remember...?

But...but...but... health insurance?

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:12 PM
NO, BEYONCE!

You belong to me - remember?

Remember...?
gawd damit I hate you vk ...hate:mad:

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:13 PM
Good point...well said. And I agree. :)
Come on this message board is full of the most sarcastic asshats on the planet if you cant laugh at this I will start to really get going

mdklatt
7/28/2006, 05:14 PM
John Heder is dreamy.

http://homepage.mac.com/merussell/iblog/B835531044/C1592678312/E36507186/Media/NapoleonDynamite.jpg

ChickSoonerFan
7/28/2006, 05:15 PM
OK :(

Don't be sad....there is bound to be another...what did you call it....

ho

here who will proxy for you.

Yes...you did I believe refer to me as a ho earlier.

:D

Viking Kitten
7/28/2006, 05:16 PM
gawd damit I hate you vk ...hate:mad:

Get in line.

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:16 PM
Don't be sad....there is bound to be another...what did you call it....

ho

here who will proxy for you.

Yes...you did I believe refer to me as a ho earlier.

:D
No I did not. Are you serious? OMG

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:17 PM
Get in line.
i AM GOING TO CHOKE YOU WAYNE BRADY STYLE

ChickSoonerFan
7/28/2006, 05:17 PM
Come on this message board is full of the most sarcastic asshats on the planet if you cant laugh at this I will start to really get going

Now YOU are sending mixed signals!! I am so confused. :confused:


:)

ChickSoonerFan
7/28/2006, 05:19 PM
No I did not. Are you serious? OMG


Ohh ig ot the bitches in the rl ....I just needa ho here on the board you know to look out for me when I am gone and ****

I thought you were refering to me as a ho!!!!!


Hey..Dolemite....I am just giving you hell too...Promise.

How many smileys do I have to make

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/28/2006, 05:20 PM
Can I volunteer to be John Helander's Internet girlfriend? Apparently that dude has a lot of money. And he's very discriminating about his Internet dollar. And he started the Hollis board. And he earned his spek (not gambling.) Ummm. John Helander is dreamy.If you are his gf, can I be czar's gf? He's a great farker. So I hear. . .

Beano's Fourth Chin
7/28/2006, 05:20 PM
Have a hard time feeling sorry for stanley since I had to ban another of his trolls today.

Part of the penalty of being banned is not having access to certain board functions.

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:20 PM
I thought you were refering to me as a ho!!!!!


Hey..Dolemite....I am just giving you hell too...Promise.

How many smileys do I have to make

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Ok just making sure:D

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 05:21 PM
Have a hard time feeling sorry for stanley since I had to ban another of his trolls today.

Part of the penalty of being banned is not having access to certain board functions.


Weak.

Czar Soonerov
7/28/2006, 05:21 PM
i AM GOING TO CHOKE YOU RON JEREMY STYLE


:eek:








:mad:

yermom
7/28/2006, 05:21 PM
:pop:

Viking Kitten
7/28/2006, 05:22 PM
Weak.

Sauce.

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:22 PM
:eek:








:mad:
What you goona do about it bitch


haha

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/28/2006, 05:23 PM
Or VK and I can both be Jimminy's internet gf
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1882/happybdayjohnyj6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:23 PM
Weak.
your weak ..I love beano he is so meano ...

hey wait


BEANO YOUR A BASTERD

mdklatt
7/28/2006, 05:24 PM
Have a hard time feeling sorry for stanley since I had to ban another of his trolls today.


In that case I think you should increase his sentence. :bsmf:

pb4ou
7/28/2006, 05:24 PM
:pop:

ChickSoonerFan
7/28/2006, 05:24 PM
Have a hard time feeling sorry for stanley since I had to ban another of his trolls today.

Part of the penalty of being banned is not having access to certain board functions.

:eek:

testing testing... 1 2 3 testing


OK...I can still post....phew.

;)

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 05:25 PM
your weak ..I love beano he is so meano ...

hey wait


BEANO YOUR A BASTERD

Beano's not weak, I meant...

Jebus. Nevermind.

YOU make ME tired, yo.

Mjcpr
7/28/2006, 05:25 PM
My bane was never this innersting.

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:25 PM
In that case I think you should increase his sentence. :bsmf:
yeah ban that mother ****er for life

mdklatt
7/28/2006, 05:25 PM
Or VK and I can both be Jimminy's internet gf


He is totally using the crook of his elbow to cop a feel.

Mjcpr
7/28/2006, 05:25 PM
Beano's not weak, I meant...

Jebus. Nevermind.

YOU make ME tired, yo.

Who's this Jebus you speak of?

Czar Soonerov
7/28/2006, 05:29 PM
What you goona do about it bitch

get paid...
/pimp


:pop:

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:29 PM
Ok guys I got to go Chick just peem me with a loaction for us to reandavous tonight

dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 05:30 PM
get paid...
/pimp


:pop:
Tonight I aint doing the pimping

colleyvillesooner
7/28/2006, 05:31 PM
Fixed :D

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5863/happybdayjohnyj6nz5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

skycat
7/28/2006, 05:32 PM
He is totally using the crook of his elbow to cop a feel.

Ahhh... The good ol' "crook cop".

bri
7/28/2006, 05:35 PM
My bane was never this innersting.

It's always better to burn out than fade away, Pat. :D

Czar Soonerov
7/28/2006, 05:48 PM
Tonight I aint doing the pimping

OK, we take cash only.


;)