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LilSooner
7/28/2006, 03:19 PM
I'm hoping by posting this and bitching a little more the damn pilot will come and we can freaking leave.


We are on the plane BTW.

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 03:20 PM
You're on the plane and you can't leave because the FREAKING PILOT ISN'T THERE?

Oh, man...

Post and b1tch some more. We wanna know what happens.

Mjcpr
7/28/2006, 03:21 PM
He's probably just trying to down that last cold one!

IB4OU2
7/28/2006, 03:23 PM
I hate O'hare, it's a nasty airport. Iv'e been stuck there a few times myself, icky.

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 03:24 PM
I hate O'hare, it's a nasty airport. Iv'e been stuck there a few times myself, icky.

Wurd.

LilSooner
7/28/2006, 03:24 PM
Yep here stuck at the terminal all strapped in on the plane. We have a WAY to happy flight attendant. Don't know where the pilot is and I've got two annoying kids in the seats ahead of me.




Also my battery is about to die on my computer I may have to switch to the palm. We will see how this works out.


AND DAMMIT ALL TO HELL I WANT MARGARITAS! Pablono grill is calling my name.


Oh and I and I am in my scrubs and people are giving me weird looks.

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 03:24 PM
This is gonna be...AWESOME!

Mjcpr
7/28/2006, 03:25 PM
Yep here stuck at the terminal all strapped in on the plane.

Do you have to pee yet? Do you feel a pressure on your bladder right at this very moment?

LilSooner
7/28/2006, 03:26 PM
I hate O'hare, it's a nasty airport. Iv'e been stuck there a few times myself, icky.

SHHHHH! Don't say anything or Dean will kill you. He loves Chicago.

O'Hare happen to have a little rain last night and the whole damn place shut down. We are missing crew members and they are talking about taking us off the plain now.


I HATE F'ING CHICAGO!

colleyvillesooner
7/28/2006, 03:27 PM
Do you have to pee yet? Do you feel a pressure on your bladder right at this very moment?

http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/photos/new_zealand/images/South%20Island%20waterfall.jpg

http://www.scenesofvermont.com/fishing/images/rapids.jpg

http://www.davdrill.com/images/photo_faucet.jpg

Dammit, now I have to go pee. :mad:

Mjcpr
7/28/2006, 03:28 PM
Do you have to pee yet? Do you feel a pressure on your bladder right at this very moment?

Oof....did you feel that in your stomach? That didn't feel right did it? I hope it doesn't turn into something much worse when you're in the air. There is no room to hide in a plane lavatory if you catch my drift. And by drift, I mean the guy in 24C will be able to tell what you had for dinner last night.

King Crimson
7/28/2006, 03:28 PM
O'Hare is annoying....it's like living inside a bad strip mall. i've read there are 17 Stabucks in O'hare. the returning customs area at O'hare is a joke. J-O-K-E.

it's a hot, poorly organized free-for-all. it's kind of like flying into Rome or Athens.....but you aren't in Rome or Athens, yer at O'hare.

LilSooner
7/28/2006, 03:28 PM
Just found out there is no pilot assigned to this plane. No one was scheduled. Now they are searching for someone to take us hope.

Oh and I'm on a crop duster. Thank GOD this is the last flipping time I have to come here.



I HATE THIS AIRPORT.

colleyvillesooner
7/28/2006, 03:29 PM
Just found out there is no pilot assigned to this plane. No one was scheduled. Now they are searching for someone to take us hope.

Oh and I'm on a crop duster. Thank GOD this is the last flipping time I have to come here.



I HATE THIS AIRPORT.

If someone on the plane vounteers, I'd get off.

Just sayin'

(not like that you pervs)

LilSooner
7/28/2006, 03:31 PM
They are now deplaning us.

jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
7/28/2006, 03:31 PM
O'Hare is annoying....it's like living inside a bad strip mall. i've read there are 17 Stabucks in O'hare. the returning customs area at O'hare is a joke. J-O-K-E.

it's a hot, poorly organized free-for-all. it's kind of like flying into Rome or Athens.....but you aren't in Rome or Athens, yer at O'hare.

yes, but ohare has the best admirals club over with the puddle jumpers in G

IB4OU2
7/28/2006, 03:36 PM
SHHHHH! Don't say anything or Dean will kill you. He loves Chicago.

O'Hare happen to have a little rain last night and the whole damn place shut down. We are missing crew members and they are talking about taking us off the plain now.


I HATE F'ING CHICAGO!

I like Chicago too, I just hate their frigign' airport and I ain't askeered a Dean, he's my buddy. :)

Mjcpr
7/28/2006, 03:36 PM
Have y'all ever heard of Midway?

TopDaugIn2000
7/28/2006, 03:40 PM
I hate O'hare, it's a nasty airport. Iv'e been stuck there a few times myself, icky.

freakin ditto

LilSooner
7/28/2006, 03:44 PM
Have y'all ever heard of Midway?


I flew into Midway once. That's when they offered me this job.

It's not like this trip was my ideal.

Petro-Sooner
7/28/2006, 03:44 PM
They are now depantsing us.

Go on........

LilSooner
7/28/2006, 03:46 PM
Speaking of.....I almost lost my scrub bottoms today cause they are so big. I forget a medium is really a small in these and I have them rolled three times.

I know I'm gonna moon someone and it will be hillarious, but damn I think I'm just going to travel in them from now on they are so comfortable.

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 03:50 PM
See?

AWESOME!

LilSooner
7/28/2006, 03:52 PM
WHY CAN'T I GET A MARGARITA!


I hate the air lines they won't even let you get a good buzz on.

LilSooner
7/28/2006, 03:54 PM
Boarding again...

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 03:57 PM
Lil's gonna drive. I just know it.

IB4OU2
7/28/2006, 03:58 PM
Lil's gonna drive. I just know it.

Bottomless? :eek:

VeeJay
7/28/2006, 04:00 PM
I always have a great time in Chicago but the morning headaches are brutal.

My buddy and I tried to drink up the town Tuesday night. We were unsuccessful - I think there was still plenty left.

Viking Kitten
7/28/2006, 04:01 PM
Speaking of.....I almost lost my scrub bottoms today cause they are so big. I forget a medium is really a small in these and I have them rolled three times.

I know I'm gonna moon someone and it will be hillarious, but damn I think I'm just going to travel in them from now on they are so comfortable.

When my pants fall off, I always tell Czar it's just because I've lost weight. Good plan, Lil. ;)

NormanPride
7/28/2006, 04:01 PM
What airline?

Viking Kitten
7/28/2006, 04:07 PM
I totally dare you to keep your portable electronic device turned on and continue posting after take off Lil. I DARE YOU!

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 04:09 PM
And I totally dare you to keep you portable electronic device turned on and continue posting WHILE YOU DRIVE!!!

:D

BeetDigger
7/28/2006, 04:43 PM
With your pants off. I dare you!

Sooner24
7/28/2006, 04:45 PM
The pilot just arrived!

http://film.onet.pl/_i/plotki/duze/j/john_travolta_lot.jpg

pb4ou
7/28/2006, 04:47 PM
This thread is now useless with out pics.

JohnnyMack
7/28/2006, 04:53 PM
Can you run and get me a bag of Dunkin' Donuts coffee real quick?

Thanks.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/28/2006, 05:08 PM
And I totally dare you to keep you portable electronic device turned on and continue posting WHILE YOU DRIVE!!!

:DOh that's next to terrorism. I had my earphone on my ears on a plane once and the stewardess lady was all ****y about it. I said "yes, it is off. do you care to listen?"

Mjcpr
7/28/2006, 05:13 PM
Oh that's next to terrorism. I had my earphone on my ears on a plane once and the stewardess lady was all ****y about it. I said "yes, it is off. do you care to listen?"

It's too bad she had to get ****ty.

:D

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/28/2006, 05:13 PM
no I said p1ssy

Mjcpr
7/28/2006, 05:16 PM
Oh, well then you should've stabbed her in the abdomen.

:D

mdklatt
7/28/2006, 05:18 PM
Just found out there is no pilot assigned to this plane. No one was scheduled.

They're lying to you.

Zbird
7/28/2006, 09:57 PM
I hate O'hare, it's a nasty airport. Iv'e been stuck there a few times myself, icky.


It's not the airport that's bad it's gettin' there and leavin'. Airport is second only to the state fair for wierdo watchin'.