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Gandalf_The_Grey
7/28/2006, 12:46 PM
Allright I have been dating this girl for about a year and a half. There was a moment last night where I realized that I was going to marry this girl. Did you guys just have this moment where you just knew that you were done with the whole dating thing. Cuz I sit there and looked her and I knew that pretty much I can't live without her. The funny thing is that I like wrestling, so pretty much I have used every wrestling move on her in the book. well I am 6'3" 300 pounds and she is like 5'2" 5'3' 110-120 range so i am really gentle with her but last nite I was trying to put her into the "Rock Bottom" and she has gotten so good that she knows counters. Well needless to say she elbowed me in the back of the head. So I just DDT'd the everlasting hell out of her and she gets up holding her head and she was laughing so hard. I was like this is one tough mofo because I did lay it on her pretty good :P Anyway, I had this moment of clarity right after that :P:pop:
Osce0la
7/28/2006, 12:51 PM
We all realize we want to marry a girl right after we beat the sh*t out of her...
Hamhock
7/28/2006, 12:52 PM
have you taken a dump with her in the room?
does she stay and talk to you or run away?
OU4LIFE
7/28/2006, 12:52 PM
I don't see how that has ANYTHING to do with my recent hole-in-one.
I'm very disappointed.
BeetDigger
7/28/2006, 12:52 PM
Nothing says love like wrasslin.
Osce0la
7/28/2006, 12:53 PM
I don't see how that has ANYTHING to do with my recent hole-in-one.
I'm very disappointed.
Shortly after kicking her azz, he put one...nevermind...I don't wanna get baned today.
crawfish
7/28/2006, 12:55 PM
Hillbillies in love...
How sweet. :D
Osce0la
7/28/2006, 12:56 PM
Hillbillies in love...
How sweet. :D
Almost as sweet as Aggies in love :stunned:
If she would have slammed a chair to your forehead I would say done deal...
There was a moment last night where I realized that I was going to marry this girl.
Did you feel the same after you were finished?
OU4LIFE
7/28/2006, 12:59 PM
Did you feel the same after you were finished?
asked the sack....
crawfish
7/28/2006, 01:00 PM
The moment I realized my wife and I were meant to be: When she sweetly looked up into my eyes and said, "it's blue".
jk the sooner fan
7/28/2006, 01:01 PM
how odd......mrs jk and i were doing some sparring in the squared circle when i realized i was going to marry her.....right after i gave her a jab hook combo
asked the sack....
I think our avatars were made for each other.....your tongue and my sack.
crawfish
7/28/2006, 01:02 PM
The moment I realized my wife and I were meant to be: When she sweetly looked up into my eyes and said, "it's blue".
:les: I'M JUST KIDDING, PEOPLE!!!
:les: I'M JUST KIDDING, PEOPLE!!!
You mean it wasn't your wife?
Gandalf_The_Grey
7/28/2006, 01:03 PM
Well since it only takes 32 seconds to finish there wasn't much difference between before and after!
You mean it wasn't your wife?
I don't know what the **** he meant.
Blue?
Freaks.
Osce0la
7/28/2006, 01:10 PM
I don't know what the **** he meant.
Blue?
Freaks.
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/3470/snowbluevj4.gif (http://imageshack.us)
OUinFLA
7/28/2006, 01:27 PM
Well since it only takes 32 seconds to finish there wasn't much difference between before and after!
If she's satisfied with that, I'd say marry the wresslette. .
OU4LIFE
7/28/2006, 01:33 PM
I think our avatars were made for each other.....your tongue and my sack.
I don't think so, my tongue is obviously American, and your sack is middle-eastern at best. It's just not going to work out.
Okla-homey
7/28/2006, 01:35 PM
Okay, I'm gonna let you in on something. We don't decide we'll marry a woman. The woman decides and makes us think its our idea. That's the way it works. Promise.
LilSooner
7/28/2006, 01:44 PM
I highly disagree with you Homey. I guess I'm just not crafty like that, which I guess is apparently obvious since I have no ring on my finger.
MamaMia
7/28/2006, 01:46 PM
I realized my husband and I were going to get married when my mom said if we don't start planning some kind of wedding soon, you'll just have to take the pre marital blood test again, and I don't think you have alot of blood left. Four kids and 5 grandkids later we are still as happy as we were that very day. Maybe I just had cold feet due to the blood loss? :P
Side note: The moment I knew I could fall in love with him was when he kissed me on the forehead at Owen Field right after a touchdown.
colleyvillesooner
7/28/2006, 01:47 PM
I highly disagree with you Homey. I guess I'm just not crafty like that, which I guess is apparently obvious since I have no ring on my finger.
HINT ALERT!! HINT ALERT!! SOUND THE SIREN!!
;)
jk the sooner fan
7/28/2006, 01:48 PM
I highly disagree with you Homey. I guess I'm just not crafty like that, which I guess is apparently obvious since I have no ring on my finger.
hey rhino.
like, no pressure and stuff..... ;)
Side note: The moment I knew I could fall in love with him was when he kissed me on the forehead at Owen Field right after a touchdown.
Y'all are Aggies?
:confused:
colleyvillesooner
7/28/2006, 01:48 PM
Side note: The moment I knew I could fall in love with him was when he kissed me on the forehead at Owen Field right after a touchdown.
He was so drunk he missed your mouth and hit the forehead.
That is sweet. :D
JohnnyMack
7/28/2006, 01:49 PM
He was so drunk he missed your mouth and hit the forehead.
That is sweet. :D
I'll leave that one alone.
colleyvillesooner
7/28/2006, 01:50 PM
I'll leave that one alone.
CMON!! Setups like that only come around so often.
[austin powers]A thank you [/austin powers]
1stTimeCaller
7/28/2006, 01:51 PM
I think our avatars were made for each other.....your tongue and my sack.
:les:Hairy wants to lick Pat's tooth!
skycat
7/28/2006, 01:56 PM
I highly disagree with you Homey. I guess I'm just not crafty like that, which I guess is apparently obvious since I have no ring on my finger.
You're doing it right now!!
LilSooner
7/28/2006, 01:56 PM
HINT ALERT!! HINT ALERT!! SOUND THE SIREN!!
;)
Awww Booo on you all! How do yall even know that we are dating and stuff. We could just be best good buddies.
Besides I didn't mean it like that. I'm a pretty crafty individual. I have created some monster deals on bull**** before. I think that if I could do that, I think I would be able to bull **** some guy into marrying me before now.
jk the sooner fan
7/28/2006, 01:58 PM
hey single guys!!!!!!!! Lil is available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
colleyvillesooner
7/28/2006, 01:58 PM
Awww Booo on you all! How do yall even know that we are dating and stuff. We could just be best good buddies.
You're right, my bad. Sorry.
*ahem* (http://66.34.250.71/forums/showthread.php?p=1302916&highlight=boyfriend#post1302916)
;)
jk the sooner fan
7/28/2006, 02:00 PM
there's a big difference between convincing me to buy a copier from you......and agreeing to live with you the rest of my life
i dont think you can equate your craftiness in sales to relationship stuff....can you?
skycat
7/28/2006, 02:00 PM
Awww Booo on you all! How do yall even know that we are dating and stuff. We could just be best good buddies.
Besides I didn't mean it like that. I'm a pretty crafty individual. I have created some monster deals on bull**** before. I think that if I could do that, I think I would be able to bull **** some guy into marrying me before now.
This is where you're making it seem like "his idea"!!!
LilSooner
7/28/2006, 02:01 PM
heh well at least I said that I was full of bull****
LilSooner
7/28/2006, 02:03 PM
there's a big difference between convincing me to buy a copier from you......and agreeing to live with you the rest of my life
i dont think you can equate your craftiness in sales to relationship stuff....can you?
First off ewwwww.
Secondly I don't sell copiers any more catch up.
Thirdly you have never seen me in a pair of scrubs. :D
I seriously don't think it's all the girls idea though. The boy is the one who asks the final question.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 02:03 PM
Next Spring/Summer people.
That's my guess.
:D
colleyvillesooner
7/28/2006, 02:09 PM
I seriously don't think it's all the girls idea though. The boy is the one who asks the final question, usually cause he has to or it's over.
Fixed :D
LilSooner
7/28/2006, 02:12 PM
You guys act like we engineered this thing. Seriously, would you want to spend the rest of your life cleaning up after some large kid, then expect to pop out kiddos on demand?
Yeah you bunch of pansies would be crying a different tune then.
skycat
7/28/2006, 02:13 PM
You guys act like we engineered this thing. Seriously, would you want to spend the rest of your life cleaning up after some large kid, then expect to pop out kiddos on demand?
Yeah you bunch of pansies would be crying a different tune then.
Yeah, I don't get why you want that either.
Different strokes I guess.
yermom
7/28/2006, 02:13 PM
you guys seem to be awful into doing it though ;)
jk the sooner fan
7/28/2006, 02:19 PM
You guys act like we engineered this thing. Seriously, would you want to spend the rest of your life cleaning up after some large kid, then expect to pop out kiddos on demand?
Yeah you bunch of pansies would be crying a different tune then.
alllllllllways the victim ;)
LilSooner
7/28/2006, 02:26 PM
Hell that's like the pot calling the kettle black.
;) Just kidding JK.
skycat
7/28/2006, 02:29 PM
:pop:
1stTimeCaller
7/28/2006, 02:34 PM
I heard that Hairy got a hole in one the other day.
OU4LIFE
7/28/2006, 02:36 PM
damn skippy.
crawfish
7/28/2006, 02:41 PM
You guys act like we engineered this thing. Seriously, would you want to spend the rest of your life cleaning up after some large kid, then expect to pop out kiddos on demand?
Yeah you bunch of pansies would be crying a different tune then.
...and then, they blame us for the whole thing.
Okla-homey
7/28/2006, 02:42 PM
First off ewwwww.
I seriously don't think it's all the girls idea though. The boy is the one who asks the final question.
Hah!
If all wimmen subscribed to that theory the streets would be overflowing with unattached men.
You gotta bring your "A" game girlio. Kick it up a notch and start that mind-meddling. If you look inside yourself, you will find the power. It's like "The Force."
You can do eet!
BoogercountySooner
7/28/2006, 03:12 PM
have you taken a dump with her in the room?
does she stay and talk to you or run away?
Better than that has she taken a dump while your in the shower and then flushed the toilet scalding you?:pop:
MamaMia
7/28/2006, 03:23 PM
You guys act like we engineered this thing. Seriously, would you want to spend the rest of your life cleaning up after some large kid, then expect to pop out kiddos on demand?
Yeah you bunch of pansies would be crying a different tune then.speks
He was so drunk he missed your mouth and hit the forehead.
That is sweet. :DNo, thats not it. :D
My forehead is the same height as his lips, so it was handy. Besides that, I had a cinnamon sucker in my mouth. :P
Viking Kitten
7/28/2006, 03:29 PM
Girls, I think Homey maybe knows a little too much about all this and may need to be "dealt with."
colleyvillesooner
7/28/2006, 03:31 PM
Girls, I think Homey maybe knows a little too much about all this and may need to be "dealt with."
:hot:
Please video tape.
TIA
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 03:38 PM
Girls, I think Homey maybe knows a little too much about all this and may need to be "dealt with."
I'll get the doll and the rope.
You get the knife and the monkey.
The sparrow flies at midnight.
Viking Kitten
7/28/2006, 03:58 PM
Quick and painless. Let's be professional about this. Yes BSG. I'm talking to you. No torture like last time.
colleyvillesooner
7/28/2006, 03:59 PM
Nevermind. Don't tape it.
Czar Soonerov
7/28/2006, 04:01 PM
No torture like last time.
Well, that's disappointing.
:hot:
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 04:03 PM
Quick and painless. Let's be professional about this. Yes BSG. I'm talking to you. No torture like last time.
Aww, man...
*puts down jar of hot candle wax and funnel*
Czar Soonerov
7/28/2006, 04:05 PM
Aww, man...
*puts down jar of hot candle wax and funnel*
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
fadada1
7/28/2006, 04:07 PM
I don't see how that has ANYTHING to do with my recent hole-in-one.
I'm very disappointed.
gooood looooooooorrrdddd.
:D
Okla-homey
7/28/2006, 10:10 PM
Girls, I think Homey maybe knows a little too much about all this and may need to be "dealt with."
I...I...take-it-all-back. the man asks the woman and that's all there is to it. :eek: All women are princesses and they are ensnared by the evile wiles of horny men.
Yeah, I had that moment....
When I forgot to pull out.
Sooner_Bob
7/29/2006, 08:41 AM
Nothing says love like wrasslin.
Hogan knows best.
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