View Full Version : Dear white guys who shave your head
Okla-homey
7/28/2006, 04:55 AM
Please stop it. It looks stupid. It looks good on black guys, but it makes white guys look...well, silly. Unless they have a white t-shirt on and are hawking cleaning products.
Also, bald guys who shave their heads don't fool anyone. I know you're going for that whole, "I actually prefer baldness" thing, but everyone knows better.
That is all.
slickdawg
7/28/2006, 05:25 AM
So much truth in this.........
Sooner in Tampa
7/28/2006, 06:03 AM
:mad:
etouffee
7/28/2006, 06:29 AM
allow me to state, for the record, http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d167/bushtit/smilies/finger.gif
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/28/2006, 06:42 AM
Rhino's so gonna hate you.
sanantoniosooner
7/28/2006, 06:52 AM
yeah.........people sucking on cancer sticks look way more intelligent.
RacerX
7/28/2006, 06:54 AM
yeah.........people sucking on cancer sticks look way more intelligent.
Zang!
Hatfield
7/28/2006, 07:23 AM
so basically what you are saying is you are attracted to bald black guys and not bald white guys?
Okla-homey
7/28/2006, 07:48 AM
No, I am merely stating publicly what everyone is saying behind head-shaven white guys' backs.
That said, this is America. If they want to go around resembling a 6-foot freshly circ'ed weenis, that is their perogative.;)
Sooner in Tampa
7/28/2006, 07:56 AM
yeah.........people sucking on cancer sticks look way more intelligent.as well as the dudes hanging on to what little bit of hair they have with the "combover":rolleyes:
Hatfield
7/28/2006, 07:58 AM
http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/images/combover.jpg
i call it the combupandover
Okla-homey
7/28/2006, 08:07 AM
as well as the dudes hanging on to what little bit of hair they have with the "combover":rolleyes:
I quite agree. A nice close haircut looks best on bald or balding guys. For the record, skullets and pony-tailed bald guys look lame too.:D
Partial Qualifier
7/28/2006, 08:08 AM
I've thought about shaving my head but i'm pretty sure i just wouldn't look good bald.
etouffee
7/28/2006, 08:08 AM
A nice close haircut looks best on bald or balding guys. Yes, we all aspire to achieve Costanza-ness.:rolleyes:
Okla-homey
7/28/2006, 08:11 AM
I've thought about shaving my head but i'm pretty sure i just wouldn't look good bald.
Especially if you have a knotty head. Yikes!
Partial Qualifier
7/28/2006, 08:12 AM
Especially if you have a knotty head. Yikes!
That's exactly what I mean :(
etouffee
7/28/2006, 08:15 AM
meh. shave it and see. it'll grow back.
TexasLidig8r
7/28/2006, 08:18 AM
It helps to have a nicely shaped head, like men, so you don't look really, really.. bad.. with the baldness thing.
By the way, this past year, didn't Dean have to shave his head.. and didn't he kind of look like Baron Von Rascke????
soonerbrat
7/28/2006, 08:20 AM
I know a few white guys that look good cueball style....so I almost agree
That said, this is America. If they want to go around resembling a 6-foot-4 freshly circ'ed weenis, that is their perogative.;)
Fixed. :D
soonerbrat
7/28/2006, 08:24 AM
ah, and there's one of 'em now ;)
A buddy of mine did the head shave thing for awhile to fight his receeding hair. It only made him look like an old dude from the 1950's.
What about Andre Agassi? Who thought they'd ever see that former hairball go bald.
etouffee
7/28/2006, 08:39 AM
it looks good on howie mandell. and i mean that in a purely heterosexual way.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 09:06 AM
I've thought about shaving my head but i'm pretty sure i just wouldn't look good bald.
DO NOT shave your head.
You've got cute hair. Dammit.
BeetDigger
7/28/2006, 09:10 AM
Please stop it. It looks stupid. It looks good on black guys, but it makes white guys look...well, silly. Unless they have a white t-shirt on and are hawking cleaning products.
Also, bald guys who shave their heads don't fool anyone. I know you're going for that whole, "I actually prefer baldness" thing, but everyone knows better.
That is all.
Why do you hate trend followers?
Partial Qualifier
7/28/2006, 09:11 AM
DO NOT shave your head.
You've got cute hair. Dammit.
..cute?! why do you have to say stuff like that in public, yo :mad:
Sooner in Tampa
7/28/2006, 09:11 AM
Why do you hate trend followers?Some of us have been far longer than it has been a trend.
DO NOT shave your head.
You've got cute hair. Dammit.
Heh.
Today, the role of bri will be played by pq...and the role of my whiny friend Janie will be played by BSG. :D
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 09:18 AM
..cute?! why do you have to say stuff like that in public, yo :mad:
Sexy?! Hot as a$$?! Cool?!?
:O
...Would the dishonorable IT roundeyes please report to HR?...
frankensooner
7/28/2006, 09:44 AM
I would like to shave mine completely, what there is of it, but the wife doesn't like it that a way, so I keep that wee little ring around the back. Gotta keep momma happy, you know.
Oh dude, that's gotta suck.
I shaved mine on a whim before last season. I always get a pre-season haircut and then let it grow as long as we're winning. I knew I wouldn't be able to get in to see my usual person in time, so I was like "what the hell?" I've always wondered what I'd look like bald. So, I shaved it, and once the bleeding stopped I liked it alright. I was still gonna grow it back out, though...until I saw the toll the years had taken on my hair. I've always had a widow's peak (stupid genetics), but in recent years it had started to retreat up my head. Also, I was thinning on top thanks to my dad's side of the family. You don't really notice this stuff when you have a full head of hair, because you adjust and develop ways to cover that stuff up. But shaving your head and studying the stubble when it starts growing back in is a bit of a startling wake-up call.
So, I decided to keep it buzzed/shaved and haven't looked back. :D
it looks good on howie mandell
He looks weird to me.
Natile Portman would look a lot better if she would grow some hair too.
Tear Down This Wall
7/28/2006, 09:54 AM
It's a terrible look for Howie. I mean, really bad.
skycat
7/28/2006, 09:55 AM
No, I am merely stating publicly what everyone is saying behind head-shaven white guys' backs.
That said, this is America. If they want to go around resembling a 6-foot freshly circ'ed weenis, that is their perogative.;)
I have no opinion on the whole baldness thing.
But I will say that if you had recently seen a freshly circ'ed weenis you would not be comparing any man to that atrocity. :eek:
NormanPride
7/28/2006, 10:31 AM
It's a terrible look for Howie. I mean, really bad.
Yes, this is terrible, this idea...
If I was Stanley1, I'd totally melt down right about now for you questioning my (no)hairstyle.
It all depends on your cranium. If it's an egg, bad idea. If it's a block, bad idea. If you have a Mikhail Gorbachev, bad idea. If you have a good head for it, ain't no thang.
But, women love it, it keeps you cool in the hot weather and is easy to keep warm in the winter months with knit caps and you get to laugh at all the dudes fixing their dainty, wavy hair after its been blown around in the wind.
yermom
7/28/2006, 11:20 AM
:dolemite:
:pop:
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 11:20 AM
If I was Stanley1, I'd totally melt down right about now for you questioning my (no)hairstyle.
It all depends on your cranium. If it's an egg, bad idea. If it's a block, bad idea. If you have a Mikhail Gorbachev, bad idea. If you have a good head for it, ain't no thang.
But, women love it, it keeps you cool in the hot weather and is easy to keep warm in the winter months with knit caps and you get to laugh at all the dudes fixing their dainty, wavy hair after its been blown around in the wind.
You do have a rockin' head, yo.
Okla-homey
7/28/2006, 11:21 AM
If I was Stanley1, I'd totally melt down right about now for you questioning my (no)hairstyle.
But, women love it,
May we see your data?
May we see your data? LilSooner (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36429)
Dude, I'll show you my data. It's called, "every day of my life". :D
I have wanted to shave mine for a while. I've been told I have a nicely shaped noggin, but I have some moles on the skull that would make shaving a bitch.
Okla-homey
7/28/2006, 11:28 AM
We need more data points than a set of one in order to declare statistical significance.
Okla-homey
7/28/2006, 11:29 AM
Dude, I'll show you my data. It's called, "every day of my life". :D
Keep dreaming Slappy.
GottaHavePride
7/28/2006, 11:30 AM
Rhino meant to say "woman love it". Which is hilarious, in an unfrozen-caveman-rock-website-guru kind of way.
We need more data points than a set of one in order to declare statistical significance. How about:
http://www.8secondchallenge.com/soonerfans/rhino.jpg
GottaHavePride
7/28/2006, 11:31 AM
Rhino meant to say "woman love it". Which is hilarious, in an unfrozen-caveman-rock-website-guru kind of way.
i just realized, Unfrozen Caveman Rock Gurus would be a totally sweet name for a band.
Howzit
7/28/2006, 11:33 AM
We need more data points than a set of one in order to declare statistical significance.
I believe this issue can be considered settled.
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5717/deanju1.jpg
Keep dreaming Slappy.
Look, just because you've got an aggy-in-law, that doesn't mean EVERYONE'S life sucks. Just yours. :D
VeeJay
7/28/2006, 11:40 AM
Worked in the office next to a man a few years ago who had lung cancer. Smoked like a stack until just a few months before the end. When he started chemotherapy, he was explaining it and saying that the chemo. wouldn't make his hair fall out. The man wore a rug and we all knew it. It was really sad to see him talking about this, like his appearance was important or something.
To each his own. If I were a major chrome dome, I'd probably shave it too. Wearing a rug wouldn't be an option.
LilSooner
7/28/2006, 01:21 PM
Damn straight he looks good, and he know I would leave him in a second if he grew it back.
Well I probably wouldn't leave him.... I would just shave his head in the middle of the night.
MamaMia
7/28/2006, 01:31 PM
I have no comment. I got neg'd for not wanting to kiss a mustache with food in it and for not wanting my empoyees to smell like an ashtray. :pop:
this is a much better look...
http://www.adweek.com/aw/images/best_spots/best_spots_05/1212_bs10.jpg
Scott D
7/28/2006, 01:56 PM
this thread makes me laugh.
Scott D
7/28/2006, 01:57 PM
and by laugh, I mean more than my avatar.
walkoffsooner
7/28/2006, 03:14 PM
yea guys with long hair look better.bitches:rolleyes:
dolemitesooner
7/28/2006, 03:36 PM
Please stop it. It looks stupid. It looks good on black guys, but it makes white guys look...well, silly. Unless they have a white t-shirt on and are hawking cleaning products.
Also, bald guys who shave their heads don't fool anyone. I know you're going for that whole, "I actually prefer baldness" thing, but everyone knows better.
That is all.
I guess you are the be all end all of what guys look good...QUEER
MamaMia
7/28/2006, 03:37 PM
I know several bald men who are very attractive. :)
BeetDigger
7/28/2006, 03:49 PM
I know several bald men who are very attractive. :)
Why did your post remind me of the Seinfeld episode where George dips his head in oil so that he can rub it all over the female care taker of the old man that Jerry loses?
TexasLidig8r
7/28/2006, 04:22 PM
I believe this issue can be considered settled.
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5717/deanju1.jpg
What the heck is Donald Pleasance doin' in that ARRvee?
http://www.cinefantastico.com/images/hallowee1.jpg
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/28/2006, 04:24 PM
Oh, jebus...
:D
FaninAma
7/28/2006, 06:21 PM
Why is it that the bald look is okay for black men but not white men? That seems like a reverse-racist remark? :D
Okla-homey
7/28/2006, 10:13 PM
Why is it that the bald look is okay for black men but not white men? That seems like a reverse-racist remark? :D
I don't GAF if its racist or not. Its true.
Black guys with shaved heads are cool. White guys with shaved heads are wannabes.
sanantoniosooner
7/28/2006, 10:19 PM
And people that get off on exhaling smoke wannabe something hokey.
What, exactly, do I wanna be? Just curious.
Okla-homey
7/28/2006, 10:22 PM
What, exactly, do I wanna be? Just curious.
Smoove like Vin Diesel.;)
sanantoniosooner
7/28/2006, 10:23 PM
What, exactly, do I wanna be? Just curious.
a dragon?
or a negro?
If you are bald and a smoker, you must want to be a black dragon.
bluewcc
7/29/2006, 01:06 AM
I've been shaving my head for 10 years now. Don't want to ever grow it out again now. You just have to have the right shape of noggin.
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=main/7/20901593667.jpg&s=f10
yermom
7/29/2006, 04:05 AM
Ghey like Vin Diesel.;)
yup
Mixer!
7/29/2006, 07:50 AM
Black guys with shaved heads are cool. White guys with shaved heads are wannabes.
So white guys who shave their heads want to be black?
Just trying to keep up with all the young people's values here - sucks being the last to find out. :O
Okla-homey
7/29/2006, 08:19 AM
So white guys who shave their heads want to be black?
Just trying to keep up with all the young people's values here - sucks being the last to find out. :O
No...'cept for Doleo.;)
Smoove like Vin Diesel.;) Vin Diesel isn't white or black.
Okla-homey
7/29/2006, 11:28 AM
Vin Diesel isn't white or black.
he's shades of ghey.
noleamite
7/29/2006, 11:43 AM
You fools have no idea what you are talking about. [Bald is the new Blonde! -Tele Savales (from the grave bitches)
Okla-homey
7/29/2006, 11:46 AM
You fools have no idea what you are talking about. [Bald is the new Blonde! -Tele Savales (from the grave bitches)
I'll grant you, Tele was cool. Exception to general policy denigrating shaven head white guys accepted and noted. Brando as Kurtz in Apoc. Now too.
The horror...
Scott D
7/29/2006, 11:48 AM
this thread has gotten even funnier. :)
Sooner_Bob
7/29/2006, 12:02 PM
so is high and tight where it's at then?
noleamite
7/29/2006, 12:05 PM
Bald guys have sex with your girlfriends when you leave home you little punks! - Stone Cold Steve Austin Double Middle Finger
Sooner in Tampa
7/31/2006, 07:17 AM
]Black guys with shaved heads are cool. White guys with shaved heads are wannabes.I am kind of suprised to see homey painting with such a wide brush.
I can assure you that I have no desire to be a black man, I kind of enjoy being a white dude...I have been shaving my head for well over 7 years. I started doing it because it was hella low maintenance in the Marine Corps. When I retired the Mrs. wanted it to stay smoove...so that is why I do it...nothing more, nothing less.
Okla-homey
7/31/2006, 07:52 AM
:D
I am kind of suprised to see homey painting with such a wide brush.
Its a flippin' message board d00d. That's SOP.;)
I can assure you that I have no desire to be a black man, I kind of enjoy being a white dude...I have been shaving my head for well over 7 years. I started doing it because it was hella low maintenance in the Marine Corps. When I retired the Mrs. wanted it to stay smoove...so that is why I do it...nothing more, nothing less.
If your woman likes it, then you better keep shaving. Gotta keep mama happy.
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