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1stTimeCaller
7/27/2006, 03:08 PM
I went out to ask him a question and he just reached out and pinched my nipple and started laughing. Now my nipple is hard. Does anyone else have a boss that pinches your nipples?
SoonerStud615
7/27/2006, 03:10 PM
um..........*crickets*....
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/27/2006, 03:11 PM
Whoo-boy, don't I wish...
NormanPride
7/27/2006, 03:11 PM
.............
SoonerStud615
7/27/2006, 03:13 PM
I'll be your boss BSG!!!!:D :D
mrowl
7/27/2006, 03:30 PM
is this guy your boss?

http://www.bravesbeat.com/bravesjournal/bristol/archives/haroldreynolds.gif
Hamhock
7/27/2006, 03:30 PM
the question is:

Did you like it?
achiro
7/27/2006, 03:32 PM
the question is:

Did you like it?
He already said it was hard.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/27/2006, 03:34 PM
I'll be your boss BSG!!!!:D :D

I'm insubordinate and I have a crappy attitude.

I'd just make you tired.

:D
n8v_ndn
7/27/2006, 03:35 PM
Dear Penthouse forum...
mdklatt
7/27/2006, 03:36 PM
Now my nipple is hard.

OH MY GOD.


:eek: :eek: :eek:
IB4OU2
7/27/2006, 03:36 PM
Whats that old saying? He's was milking you for all you're worth?
MamaMia
7/27/2006, 03:39 PM
I pretended that I had a boss who pinched my nipples once. Actually I was the squaw and he was the great hunter. :P
mdklatt
7/27/2006, 03:40 PM
I pretended that I had a boss who pinched my nipples once. Actually I was the squaw and he was the great hunter. :P

OH MY GOD.

:eek: :eek: :eek:
Sooner in Tampa
7/27/2006, 03:42 PM
Do you find yourself sitting around now, trying to think of questions to go ask him?
1stTimeCaller
7/27/2006, 03:47 PM
yes. I can't come up with anything good to axe him though.
mdklatt
7/27/2006, 03:50 PM
yes. I can't come up with anything good to axe him though.

Ask him if he'll pinch the other one for you.
Hamhock
7/27/2006, 03:51 PM
Ask him if he'll pinch the other one for you.


but take your shirt off before you walk in there.
mdklatt
7/27/2006, 03:53 PM
but take your shirt off before you walk in there.

I smell a raise.
n8v_ndn
7/27/2006, 03:54 PM
I pretended that I had a boss who pinched my nipples once. Actually I was the squaw and he was the great hunter. :P

Whoa...Indian name: "Poke-her-hot-a$$' ;)















(Pocahontas for you History-made-me-sleepy types) :)
Hamhock
7/27/2006, 03:56 PM
I smell a raise.


you're sick.

and i think "rise" is proper english.
n8v_ndn
7/27/2006, 03:57 PM
yes. I can't come up with anything good to axe him though.

How about, 'Boss, I'm concerned that you haven't milked all the potential you can out of me...' then blush and look down at the floor geisha-like
PAW
7/27/2006, 04:15 PM
nm
GDC
7/27/2006, 04:24 PM
I had a manager once who would run up to the female employees, tweek both their nipples, and say "Come in Tokyo" with a Japanese accent.
NormanPride
7/27/2006, 04:27 PM
I had a manager once who would run up to the female employees, tweek both their nipples, and say "Come in Tokyo" with a Japanese accent.

This man... went to jail, right?
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/27/2006, 04:28 PM
I had a manager once who would run up to the female employees, tweek both their nipples, and say "Come in Tokyo" with a Japanese accent.

Wait...he told me this was the only way he could call 'home'.

I'm not letting him do this anymore.

:mad:
GDC
7/27/2006, 04:29 PM
This man... went to jail, right?

This was in the late 70s, I guess you could get away with a lot more back then.
toast
7/27/2006, 04:34 PM
Wait...he told me this was the only way he could call 'home'.

I'm not letting him do this anymore.

:mad:


Yeah, but when he asked you to adjust his antenna that was going just a little too far.
OCUDad
7/27/2006, 05:12 PM
I think it was the "breathalyzer" test that finally pushed BSG over the edge. :eek:
OUinFLA
7/27/2006, 05:16 PM
This was in the late 70s, I guess you could get away with a lot more back then.


I know I did.
That was the pre-wife era.
OCUDad
7/27/2006, 05:33 PM
True story - could never happen nowadays...

Mid 1970s, I was working for a computer company in New England. Several of us were lined up at the coffee vending machine; first in line was a very hawt secretary wearing a microskirt. As she bent over to retrieve her cup of coffee, the middle-aged guy behind her said "Boy, would I love to get into those pants."

She retrieved her cup of coffee, turned around, smiled, and without missing a beat said "No thanks - one a$$hole in there is enough."

No lawsuit, no sense of outrage -- just a great putdown. :)
noleamite
7/27/2006, 05:53 PM
lol...Classic
StoopTroup
7/27/2006, 05:56 PM
Yes...my boss pinched my nipple...

He's in Intensive Care.
BoogercountySooner
7/27/2006, 06:05 PM
I'm a Boss and NO I haven't ever pinched any of my employee's nipples!
walkoffsooner
7/27/2006, 06:05 PM
Thats body language. For be my titty suck.