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Mjcpr
7/27/2006, 09:34 AM
-- Tour de France winner Floyd Landis fails drug test, his Phonak team says, according to media reports.


Since when do Menonites hit the junk?
royalfan5
7/27/2006, 09:36 AM
It just confirms that Simpson's episode about shiftless Mennonites.
Hamhock
7/27/2006, 09:36 AM
-- Tour de France winner Floyd Landis fails drug test, his Phonak team says, according to media reports.


Since when do Menonites hit the junk?


what else do they have to do?
Mjcpr
7/27/2006, 09:37 AM
Clearly, these people are responsible for raising a drug addict.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/specials/tour_de_france/2006/07/23/landis.celebration.ap/p1.parents.landis.jpg
hurricane'bone
7/27/2006, 09:42 AM
great.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/27/2006, 09:43 AM
Gatdangit.

We can't have anything nice...I swear.
Harry Beanbag
7/27/2006, 09:43 AM
:mad:
Okla-homey
7/27/2006, 09:44 AM
Maybe it was just Motrin or something. We know the guys hip was about to fall-off or something. It musta hurt pedaling and stuff.
Mjcpr
7/27/2006, 09:47 AM
Maybe it was just Motrin or something. We know the guys hip was about to fall-off or something. It musta hurt pedaling and stuff.
Is there a lot of testosterone in Motrin? :D
royalfan5
7/27/2006, 09:48 AM
Maybe it was just Motrin or something. We know the guys hip was about to fall-off or something. It musta hurt pedaling and stuff.
Does motrin elevate your testosterone levels? Apparently Floyd's were quite elevated.
jk the sooner fan
7/27/2006, 09:51 AM
what a kick in the groin

thanks Floyd.......bastard
Sooner_Bob
7/27/2006, 09:53 AM
If major league baseball's drug policy was anything like the sport of cycling would we even have any teams?

What does cycling not consider a "banned substance"?
IB4OU2
7/27/2006, 09:56 AM
If major league baseball's drug policy was anything like the sport of cycling would we even have any teams?

What does cycling not consider a "banned substance"?

Windex and WD-40.........:D
Sooner_Bob
7/27/2006, 10:28 AM
Windex and WD-40.........:D


Spray some Windex on it!!!
Tear Down This Wall
7/27/2006, 10:31 AM
Clearly, these people are responsible for raising a drug addict.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/specials/tour_de_france/2006/07/23/landis.celebration.ap/p1.parents.landis.jpg

Candidate: South Oval Post of the Year, 2006
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/27/2006, 10:32 AM
Oh, lawd.

Don't encouage him. It. Whatever.
Tear Down This Wall
7/27/2006, 10:36 AM
That cowboy hat...just look at how tall it is! You reckon that guy plays a little Sally Gooden on the fiddle in his spare time :D
OU4LIFE
7/27/2006, 10:38 AM
is there a lot of testosterone in motrin?


I just think it needed to be said again.
RacerX
7/27/2006, 10:40 AM
Dr. Eichner said they're all dirty. FWIW.

And that was about 6-7 years ago.

Maybe Floyd is a three ball man.
JohnnyMack
7/27/2006, 10:46 AM
I think you guys should all just leave him alone.

Sincerely,

Ben Johnson
Beano's Fourth Chin
7/27/2006, 11:09 AM
I like Floyd's momma:


Arlene Landis, his mother, said Thursday that she wouldn't blame her son if he was taking medication to treat the pain in his injured hip, but "if it's something worse than that, then he doesn't deserve to win."
"I didn't talk to him since that hit the fan, but I'm keeping things even keel until I know what the facts are," she told The Associated Press in a phone interview from her home in Farmersville, Pennsylvania. "I know that this is a temptation to every rider but I'm not going to jump to conclusions ... It disappoints me."
Mjcpr
7/27/2006, 11:12 AM
They have a phone?
Skysooner
7/27/2006, 11:14 AM
They have a phone?
http://faculty.sunydutchess.edu/halsey/images/beans%20with%20can%20phone.gif
Beano's Fourth Chin
7/27/2006, 11:15 AM
They're not Amish.

Every time a biker has challenged test results that indicate high testosterone levels, they have won.
IB4OU2
7/27/2006, 11:18 AM
The French aren't accustomed to people with high testosterone levels....
PAW
7/27/2006, 11:36 AM
The French aren't accustomed to people with high testosterone levels....

Heh, that's worth a spek tap.
jk the sooner fan
7/27/2006, 11:37 AM
They have a phone?

they have a fan?
TheHumanAlphabet
7/27/2006, 11:44 AM
He has severely arthritic hips, I wonder if any medication he was taking for that may have influenced, or if he was a cheater...
MamaMia
7/27/2006, 11:50 AM
They're not Amish.

Every time a biker has challenged test results that indicate high testosterone levels, they have won.
Maybe hes just very virile.
Harry Beanbag
7/27/2006, 12:29 PM
It strikes me as humorous that a middle aged Mennonite woman is familiar with and uses the phrase "when the **** hits the fan". :)
Beef
7/27/2006, 01:37 PM
I like Floyd's momma:
Sounds like Dean is Floyd's momma.
KC//CRIMSON
7/27/2006, 01:43 PM
Sounds like Dean is Floyd's momma.

Nah. Dean would have said "sh*t" outright.
Tear Down This Wall
7/27/2006, 03:10 PM
The French aren't accustomed to people with high testosterone levels....

Duece! Two Post of the Year Candidates in one thread! :D
SicEmBaylor
7/27/2006, 03:16 PM
Heh, that's worth a spek tap.

And since his speker is too tiny; I'll hit you with mine instead.