milesl
7/27/2006, 07:23 AM
stop me if you heard this before........
A Texas fan and an Sooner fan are driving head on, at night, on a twisty, dark road.
Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Sooner fan goes to the trunk and gets a 12 year old bottle of Jack Danials. He hands the bottle to the Longhorn fan, who exclaims,' may Oklahoma and Texas live together forever, in peace, and harmony.' The Texan then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Sooner fan, who replies: ' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here."
my neighbor on the cube farm sent me this in an email. and i changed the participants around a little bit.
A Texas fan and an Sooner fan are driving head on, at night, on a twisty, dark road.
Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Sooner fan goes to the trunk and gets a 12 year old bottle of Jack Danials. He hands the bottle to the Longhorn fan, who exclaims,' may Oklahoma and Texas live together forever, in peace, and harmony.' The Texan then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Sooner fan, who replies: ' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here."
my neighbor on the cube farm sent me this in an email. and i changed the participants around a little bit.