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Okla-homey
7/26/2006, 03:59 PM
There was a report of a hillbilly drowned while noodling in some creek near Edmond over the weekend and no one has made a peep about it.

His fellow noodlers realized he was missing from the squad, backtracked and found him under a foot of water with his hand still in the hole. No word on the catfish.

You folks are slipping.
Mjcpr
7/26/2006, 04:02 PM
If I remember correctly, he was a hispanic hillbilly.
Beef
7/26/2006, 04:21 PM
Mmmmmmm.....fish tacos.
yermom
7/26/2006, 04:32 PM
Mmmmmmm.....Chinese tacos.

heh
mdklatt
7/26/2006, 04:34 PM
Anybody want to bet me that alcohol wasn't involved?
mdklatt
7/26/2006, 04:34 PM
If I remember correctly, he was a hispanic hillbilly.

bili de las colinas
C&CDean
7/26/2006, 04:36 PM
What kinda fockturd drowns in 1 foot of water?
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/26/2006, 04:37 PM
Indeed.

They usually float.
mdklatt
7/26/2006, 04:39 PM
What kinda fockturd drowns in 1 foot of water?


Anybody want to bet me that alcohol wasn't involved?

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C&CDean
7/26/2006, 04:41 PM
I'm just wondering if dude's crazy-assed mother was there holding his head under water - after his papa took her off the cheap meds - cause she was ****ed that she didn't get a hole in one?
Okla-homey
7/26/2006, 04:43 PM
What kinda fockturd drowns in 1 foot of water?

I didn't explain properly. Not sure of the overall depth, but he was found submerged under about a foot of water. Presumably said hispano-hillbilly was down on his knees or something reaching around underwater and could have stood up if the catfish or whatever hadn't got-a-holt of him.

This aint CSI, its a flippin message board.:D
fadada1
7/26/2006, 05:45 PM
I didn't explain properly. Not sure of the overall depth, but he was found submerged under about a foot of water. Presumably said hispano-hillbilly was down on his knees getting a reach-around underwater and could have stood up if the catfish or whatever hadn't got-a-holt of him.

This aint CSI, its a flippin message board.:D
what kind of noodlin' is THAT???
slickdawg
7/26/2006, 06:05 PM
What kinda fockturd drowns in 1 foot of water?


Duh, an aggie or a retard.
StoopTroup
7/26/2006, 06:11 PM
Never noodle alone.
mdklatt
7/26/2006, 06:22 PM
Never noodle alone.

Duh--no reach-arounds if you're alone.
noleamite
7/26/2006, 06:30 PM
lol
Flagstaffsooner
7/26/2006, 06:49 PM
hispano-hillbilly :D
OCUDad
7/26/2006, 07:00 PM
Would that be a hill-guillermo?
soonerboomer93
7/27/2006, 12:50 AM
so where is Jiminy?
walkoffsooner
7/27/2006, 01:33 AM
What kinda fockturd drowns in 1 foot of water?
Most messicans are short.:D
BajaOklahoma
7/27/2006, 01:46 AM
That used to be true, but the younger ones are much taller thna their parents.
Probably due to the better nutrition available here. McDonalds, Wendy, KFC........