The ULTIMATE WWDD Challenge

[slickdawg]

Your 16 year old daughter puts these pictures on her "darkstarlings.com"
blog. She's a total hellcat, and beyond control. She just turned 17
this month. Her mom has no clue of what to do, she's tried a lot
of things and failed.

NSFW


No nudity, just not very appropriate.

EDIT: removed at BSG's advice

[Scott D]

nothing that dropping her off at a recruiter's office wouldn't solve.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Okay...you should prolly get rid of that link, like, right now.

I'm not kidding...

[Scott D]

yeah....I would have to agree with the hillbilly queen.

[etouffee]

Okay...you should prolly peem etouffee that link, like, right now.

I'm not kidding... fixed. :D

[slickdawg]

It's gone.

But you two saw it. I couldn't believe that when I saw it.
Her mom is to the point she'd like to disown her. Very sad
situation.

[Mjcpr]

Who and what are we talking about?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Just post one of the not-so-bad examples, slick.

And Dean would whip her ever-loving a$$ and make her work cattle.

[slickdawg]

Just post one of the not-so-bad examples, slick.

And Dean would whip her ever-loving a$$ and make her work cattle.


I didn't even think of that option. That's exactly what he'd do.


:D


it's what needs to be done as well.

[jeremy885]

What's the big deal? I didn't see the pics but what's wrong with being a goth?

[BoogercountySooner]

Geeze take all computer priveledges away from her. Delete all said links ASAP. Make her work her butt off and stay busy!

[Czar Soonerov]

Your biggest job as a father is to keep your daughter off the poll.
-Chris Rock

[1stTimeCaller]

I loved the link but wow. Both she and her parents should be beaten. For some reason I think the daughter would like that, nevermind. ;)

[slickdawg]

http://www.darkstarlings.com/images/H/HoChiMihn/55.jpg

This one is probably the least offensive.
It goes downhill FAST.

[slickdawg]

Geeze take all computer priveledges away from her. Delete all said links ASAP. Make her work her butt off and stay busy!


Her Mom went as far as to put a padlock on the door her (Mom's) bedroom
where the computer is. The little beyonce got past that too.


:les: HELLCAT!!!

[slickdawg]

Your biggest job as a father is to keep your daughter off the poll.
-Chris Rock


IMHO, that's a big part of the problem, no daddy around.


She needs to go to Camp Dean for a year or so.

[BoogercountySooner]

Her Mom went as far as to put a padlock on the door her (Mom's) bedroom
where the computer is. The little beyonce got past that too.


:les: HELLCAT!!!

Take the stupid keyboard to work with her and the Mouse also. Where is the girls father?

[slickdawg]

Take the stupid keyboard to work with her and the Mouse also. Where is the girls father?

Divorced many years ago.

The super tragic part is that there is a little 8 year old sister in the home too.

[BoogercountySooner]

Grandparents? Aunts? Uncles? What about Church? Are they involved with a Church?

[OU4LIFE]

Okay...you should prolly get rid of that link, like, right now.

I'm not kidding...


zee joocy booty, she no like zee compeetition

[mdklatt]

Your biggest job as a father is to keep your daughter off the poll.
-Chris Rock


No kidding. The last thing we need is more politicians.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

zee joocy booty, she no like zee compeetition

I just cringed when I saw that. She's way too young to be doing stuff like that.

Crikey.

You turd.

[etouffee]

Man, I dug thru that whole site a bit. There are some seriously f*cked up kids out there. This is what happens when people neglect their parental responsibilities.

[soonerbrat]

military school

[C&CDean]

WWDD? Not have ****ing daughters, that's what. And if I did, and I didn't like what she was doing on MY computer, she wouldn't be touching it. Oh, so she breaks into my room to use the computer? It's hard to type with broken fingers.

Of course this kid's problems didn't just pop up overnight. A life of living with a mom and no dad (and mom is probably a looney tune to boot) and I'd bet not an ounce of discipline has/had a lot to do with this chick's problem. She's pretty much ****ed. If I were the parent, her *** would be out and I'd be focusing on the 8 year old.

But I'm different than most cats. If my kid/s **** up, I'll be the first to call the sheriff and have their asses locked up. If I saw my kid commit a crime, I'd be the first witness for the prosecution. I would never lie to my kids, or for my kids. People that do have nobody to blame but themselves when their kids are all jacked up. I've seen mothers with teenagers having a whole bedroom full of stolen property tell the cops "you get the hell off my property and leave my son alone, he'd never steal anything!!" If it's my kid, the cops can have him after I beat his *** to within an inch of his life, then make him carry everything back to the rightful owners and apologize and offer to mow their lawn or wash their car for recompense.

Back when my kids were 17 (and I've still got a 14 & 16 year old) and they didn't want to toe the line I simply said "get the **** out. You think you're a man, prove it." None of them took me up on it - until they turned 18 - cause then I didn't give them a choice. You will get the **** out, and you will not be calling me for $$.

I've helped the older kids out from time-to-time, but none of them are on the payroll, and none of them are in jail, so I'm pretty much golden.

[soonerbrat]

Man, I dug thru that whole site a bit. There are some seriously f*cked up kids out there. This is what happens when people neglect their parental responsibilities.


there were some 13 yo girls that my daughter knows (doesn't like them, thank goodness) that took naked pics of themselves doing dirty things to each other and then sent them out to boys...THIRTEEN! I was a little bit wild, but i never even thought about doing anything like that.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

WWDD? Not have ****ing daughters, that's what. And if I did, and I didn't like what she was doing on MY computer, she wouldn't be touching it. Oh, so she breaks into my room to use the computer? It's hard to type with broken fingers.

Of course this kid's problems didn't just pop up overnight. A life of living with a mom and no dad (and mom is probably a looney tune to boot) and I'd bet not an ounce of discipline has/had a lot to do with this chick's problem. She's pretty much ****ed. If I were the parent, her *** would be out and I'd be focusing on the 8 year old.

But I'm different than most cats. If my kid/s **** up, I'll be the first to call the sheriff and have their asses locked up. If I saw my kid commit a crime, I'd be the first witness for the prosecution. I would never lie to my kids, or for my kids. People that do have nobody to blame but themselves when their kids are all jacked up. I've seen mothers with teenagers having a whole bedroom full of stolen property tell the cops "you get the hell off my property and leave my son alone, he'd never steal anything!!" If it's my kid, the cops can have him after I beat his *** to within an inch of his life, then make him carry everything back to the rightful owners and apologize and offer to mow their lawn or wash their car for recompense.

Back when my kids were 17 (and I've still got a 14 & 16 year old) and they didn't want to toe the line I simply said "get the **** out. You think you're a man, prove it." None of them took me up on it - until they turned 18 - cause then I didn't give them a choice. You will get the **** out, and you will not be calling me for $$.

I've helped the older kids out from time-to-time, but none of them are on the payroll, and none of them are in jail, so I'm pretty much golden.

Dad?

[C&CDean]

there were some 13 yo girls that my daughter knows (doesn't like them, thank goodness) that took naked pics of themselves doing dirty things to each other and then sent them out to boys...THIRTEEN! I was a little bit wild, but i never even thought about doing anything like that.

Yeah, cause they didn't have cameras back when you were 13.......

[C&CDean]

Big Daddy?

Yes?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:D

[soonerbrat]

yeah, but i had female friends that i never did dirty things to

[C&CDean]

yeah, but i had female friends that i never did dirty things to

Which means you had some that you did. Go on.....

[soonerbrat]

i never did dirty things to any of my female friends when i was 13.

[C&CDean]

14?

[soonerbrat]

25

[etouffee]

there were definitely cameras by then.

[soonerbrat]

there were definitely cameras by then.


i dunno, i'm pretty old.

[slickdawg]

Yeah, cause they didn't have cameras back when you were 13.......


OUCH! that's gonna leave a mark.


:texan:

[soonerbrat]

that's ok slick, dean's even older than me :D

[etouffee]

so am i

[soonerbrat]

barely!

[OU4LIFE]

did someone say bare?

[slickdawg]

http://www.kodiak.org/images/bear-d2.jpg

[OU4LIFE]

no, that's a bayer, stupid.

[slickdawg]

oh, my bad,

[OU4LIFE]

forgiven.

[C&CDean]

http://www.kodiak.org/images/bear-d2.jpg

Mr & Mrs 4LIFE?

[OU4LIFE]

oh you ska-roood the pooch there Deaner.....

Wait til I pass that on to the little woman.

run.
and.
hide.

[jeremy885]

What's the big deal? I didn't see the pics but what's wrong with being a goth?

I take that back. After reading 3 pages of those blogs, get your daughter the hell away from those freaks. I want to kill myself now just from reading that crap.

[C&CDean]

Dude, only a she-bear or mama sasquatch could physically handle the weight/mass that is you.

[OU4LIFE]

backpeddler.

[OU4LIFE]

and you're right. I'll just leave now.

[C&CDean]

Bear with me here...

[JohnnyMack]

This thread has become unbearable.

[IB4OU2]

Actually 4life's wife looks nothing like 4life......kinda the beauty and the beast thing going on there. ;)

[Mjcpr]

Actually 4life's wife looks nothing like 4life......kinda the beauty and the beast thing going on there. ;)

She is a lucky woman.

[OU4LIFE]

She is a lucky woman.

dude, stop staring at my crotch.

[LoyalFan]

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LF