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Viking Kitten
7/26/2006, 09:38 AM
But send condolences to Czar because

SEPHORA!!!! (http://www.sephora.com/) Is coming to Penn Square Mall Nov. 17. It was in today's Daily Oklahoman business section. You want OKC to be a big time city? The addition of my favorite store in the whole world proves to me we're on our way.

YAAAAAAAY! I'm all giddy! I get around all that makeup and I'm like a kid in a candy store. Hell. I might just go get a job there.

[sniff.] Sorry. I'm all verklempt. This is a very special day for me.
Czar Soonerov
7/26/2006, 09:40 AM
I knew I shoulda canceled our Daily Oklahoman subscription. :mad:
Hamhock
7/26/2006, 09:41 AM
Is there stuff free?
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/26/2006, 09:41 AM
Czar just emailed me and told me that you are not allowed to go unsupervised.

Yes..........
SoonerInKCMO
7/26/2006, 09:43 AM
Pffft... It's no MAC store.
IB4OU2
7/26/2006, 09:44 AM
Dear God please don't let my wife see this thread..........:eek:
Viking Kitten
7/26/2006, 09:44 AM
I'll think I'll be eating lunch at Penn Square everyday beginning in November.
Viking Kitten
7/26/2006, 09:46 AM
Is there stuff free?

No, but they give you awesome free samples whenever you buy something.
Czar Soonerov
7/26/2006, 09:48 AM
I'll think I'll be eating lunch at Penn Square everyday beginning in November.

The fat count is prolly kinda high on lipstick, although I think the nail polish might get you drunk if you drink it.
Viking Kitten
7/26/2006, 09:50 AM
So that's where all my Chanel polish keeps going.
bri
7/26/2006, 09:51 AM
Dude, at this point WATER gets her drunk. :D

And sending BSG as "supervision" is like stopping a child from running with scissors so you can hand him a running chainsaw before sending him back on his way...
C&CDean
7/26/2006, 09:51 AM
So that's where all my Chanel polish keeps going.

You guys kill French/Pollack hookers too?
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/26/2006, 09:53 AM
[rubbing hands together] I'll take verrrry good care of her... [/rubbing hands together]
Sooner_Bob
7/26/2006, 09:53 AM
November 17th is most definitely a good day . . .


<hint: don't forget about Bob and the official happy b-day thread on that day> :D
Viking Kitten
7/26/2006, 09:53 AM
Dude, at this point WATER gets her drunk. :D

And sending BSG as "supervision" is like stopping a child from running with scissors so you can hand him a running chainsaw before sending him back on his way...

Dude... Six months ago, I had the tolerance of an Irish dock worker. Losing weight lowered the bar a little.
colleyvillesooner
7/26/2006, 09:55 AM
And sending BSG as "supervision" is like stopping a child from running with scissors so you can hand him a running chainsaw before sending him back on his way...

Dude, we put it behind us and Dean put it behind him. Let it go. :D
Viking Kitten
7/26/2006, 09:58 AM
And BTW, I plan on corrupting the s**t out of BSG.
bri
7/26/2006, 09:59 AM
Dude, we put it behind us and Dean put it behind him. Let it go. :D

Isn't "letting it go" what got Dean in trouble in the first place?
colleyvillesooner
7/26/2006, 09:59 AM
ZANG!
Fugue
7/26/2006, 10:00 AM
And BTW, I plan on corrupting the s**t out of BSG.

what'll that take ya, 5, 10 seconds? :texan:
Viking Kitten
7/26/2006, 10:27 AM
what'll that take ya, 5, 10 seconds? :texan:

I'm not Pat, Fugue.
Fugue
7/26/2006, 10:27 AM
I'm not Pat, Fugue.

HEH!
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/26/2006, 10:28 AM
Corrupt me too please! This is so much better than Ulta!!!!
NormanPride
7/26/2006, 10:30 AM
Corrupt me too please! This is so much better than Ulta!!!!

Yes, yes. And please document said corruption extensively. Digital video format is preferred.
Scott D
7/26/2006, 10:36 AM
The Sephora here has very um.....tasty choice in employees.
C&CDean
7/26/2006, 10:48 AM
Czar's gonna have to learn how to give blowjobs now since VK is gonna have a perpetual boner.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/26/2006, 10:50 AM
I sure have been spekkin' the ever-loving junk out of Dean lately...

:mack:
OUstudent4life
7/26/2006, 10:52 AM
Crap.

Well, buying gifts for the wife just got easier and harder.

Easier: store is here. Harder: she will have bought everything at it.
Scott D
7/26/2006, 10:52 AM
just as long as your store doesn't take my eyecandy.
ChickSoonerFan
7/26/2006, 10:53 AM
Hell. I might just go get a job there.



The Sephora here has very um.....tasty choice in employees.

Did you just call VK tasty??? :eek:

Who am I kidding, we all know that aleady. :D
skycat
7/26/2006, 10:54 AM
The important question here is this.

Does Guiness have eminent domain?

'Cause they should.
Scott D
7/26/2006, 10:55 AM
Did you just call VK tasty??? :eek:

Who am I kidding, we all know that aleady. :D

woman, you tryin to get me all farked up? :P
Viking Kitten
7/26/2006, 10:55 AM
Guinness has eminent domain over my liver.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/26/2006, 10:56 AM
Guinness has eminent domain over my liver.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/26/2006, 10:57 AM
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, WOMAN!!!!
Scott D
7/26/2006, 10:57 AM
the latter of you two is lying....Rolling Rock does :P
skycat
7/26/2006, 10:57 AM
See, I knew you two were the same person.
TexasLidig8r
7/26/2006, 10:58 AM
Sephora has a good selection of men's colognes too.

Sorry... it had to be said.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/26/2006, 10:59 AM
the latter of you two is lying....Rolling Rock does :P

:O
C&CDean
7/26/2006, 10:59 AM
Sephora has a good selection of men's colognes too.

Sorry... it had to be said.

I should smite thee.
Scott D
7/26/2006, 10:59 AM
sephora has a good selection of headache causers is what you meant to say.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/26/2006, 11:06 AM
Guinness has eminent domain over my liver.I like mine with Bass or Harp. Mmmmmm
Czar Soonerov
7/26/2006, 11:09 AM
Czar's gonna have to learn how to give blowjobs now....

I know, I need to watch the teeth. :O

:twinkies:
Viking Kitten
7/26/2006, 11:11 AM
I know, I need to watch the teeth. :O

:twinkies:

Oh... we're having those removed.
Czar Soonerov
7/26/2006, 11:12 AM
VK has eminent domain over my wallet.
Newbomb Turk
7/26/2006, 11:19 AM
maybe they have something that can cover up that nasty neg mark. ;)

http://x10.putfile.com/3/6210493718.png
bri
7/26/2006, 11:21 AM
And BTW, I plan on corrupting the s**t out of BSG.

How? Do they have time machines at Sephora?
IB4OU2
7/26/2006, 11:25 AM
maybe they have something that can cover up that nasty neg mark. ;)

http://x10.putfile.com/3/6210493718.png

Yea, I thinka box of these-http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gif cost about $50 dollars a pop........
Viking Kitten
7/26/2006, 11:26 AM
maybe they have something that can cover up that nasty neg mark. ;)



They have everything there. Everything. Sephora covers my curling iron burns, makes my zits disappear, make my lips poofier, my eyes wider, my skin bronzier, my hair shinier. I love these people. LOVE THEM!!!!! LOVE THEM WITH AN UNHOLY PASSION!!!!!11
Paperclip
7/26/2006, 11:30 AM
I guess I'm just a hillbilly. Never even heard of Sephora.
Newbomb Turk
7/26/2006, 11:31 AM
I guess I'm just a hillbilly. Never even heard of Sephora.

or you're a guy.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/26/2006, 11:34 AM
They have everything there. Everything. Sephora covers my curling iron burns, makes my zits disappear, make my lips poofier, my eyes wider, my skin bronzier, my hair shinier. I love these people. LOVE THEM!!!!! LOVE THEM WITH AN UNHOLY PASSION!!!!!11

So, what you're saying is that instead of spending our usual 3 hours at the mall shoe shopping and getting ha-towe, we'd spend 6 hours at the mall shoe shopping, getting ha-towe and getting all pretty and stuff?

I think this is a win-win for everyone involved.
OU4LIFE
7/26/2006, 11:37 AM
No, but they give you awesome free samples whenever you buy something.

I think the proper response here would have been No, but thei give you awesome free samples whenever you buy something

Good for you, bad for czar.