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slickdawg
7/25/2006, 09:29 PM
if you use a pair of pliers to open a bottled coke because you've already packed the bottle opener.



:texan:
mdklatt
7/25/2006, 09:30 PM
A real hillbilly would have done it with his tooth.
reevie
7/25/2006, 09:30 PM
if you use a pair of pliers to open a bottled RC Cola because you've already packed the bottle opener.



Fixed
yermom
7/25/2006, 09:33 PM
a real hillbilly would have used the knife in his pocket ;)
slickdawg
7/25/2006, 09:43 PM
At this point, all I see is boxes. I don't even know where my knife is.
afs
7/25/2006, 09:59 PM
You're not a hillbilly if you don't carry a knife in your pocket
slickdawg
7/25/2006, 10:02 PM
It was in my pocket. The last week is a blur. :confused:
Tailwind
7/25/2006, 10:23 PM
You can still get bottled coke? Glass bottles? Really?
yermom
7/25/2006, 10:24 PM
they were probably twist offs ;)
slickdawg
7/25/2006, 10:28 PM
You can still get bottled coke? Glass bottles? Really?

Yep, I bought a case of 'em at Sam's last week. Gotta finish them off
by Friday!
Vaevictis
7/25/2006, 10:35 PM
A real hillbilly would have done it with his belt buckle.

Fixed?


You're not a hillbilly if you don't carry a knife in your pocket

What if you carry it on a sheath on your belt?
yermom
7/25/2006, 10:37 PM
wait, is it a folder or a fixed blade?

crap, i don't think it really matters...
afs
7/25/2006, 10:41 PM
Fixed?



What if you carry it on a sheath on your belt?

uber
SicEmBaylor
7/25/2006, 10:42 PM
I have a bottle opener on my keychain. You never know when the opportunity to pop open a nice cold Zima will present itself.
royalfan5
7/25/2006, 10:45 PM
I use my ring as a bottle opener, unless I have my belt buckle with a bottle opener on it on.
ChickSoonerFan
7/25/2006, 10:47 PM
I thought they were all twist off's now days.
Vaevictis
7/25/2006, 10:49 PM
I use my ring as a bottle opener, unless I have my belt buckle with a bottle opener on it on.

I know it sounds outlandish, but one time I was up fishing in the Ozarks in NW Arkansas when what I assume was an honest-to-god hillbilly opened his beer bottle with his belt buckle.

I was so suprised that I have not forgotten it.
royalfan5
7/25/2006, 10:51 PM
I know it sounds outlandish, but one time I was up fishing in the Ozarks in NW Arkansas when what I assume was an honest-to-god hillbilly opened his beer bottle with his belt buckle.

I was so suprised that I have not forgotten it.
A hillybilly in NW Arkansas? I don't belive it.;)