What/Who is your worst enemy? [Archive] - SoonerFans.com Message Boards

NormanPride

7/25/2006, 01:19 PM

Examples:

gdc = whorns
Dean = puppy dumpers
bri & Boarder = b*****

I would have to say mine is Junior Mints. They choke me every time. :mad:

slickdawg

7/25/2006, 01:20 PM

slickdawg - crooked public officials

NormanPride

7/25/2006, 01:22 PM

slickdawg - crooked public officials

I was going to say anti-explosive laws for you, but that works as well.

OklahomaTuba

7/25/2006, 01:23 PM

Tuba - french whorns

OhU1

7/25/2006, 01:25 PM

OhU1 = fizzy, pale yellow, weak beer.

Petro-Sooner

7/25/2006, 01:36 PM

PetroSooner - "alternative" energy sources

:texan:

BoogercountySooner

7/25/2006, 01:41 PM

BoogerCountySooner---Racist!

crawfish

7/25/2006, 01:43 PM

I don't have an arch-enemy right now, but I AM taking applications.

GottaHavePride

7/25/2006, 01:50 PM

OhU1 = fizzy, pale yellow, weak beer.

Heh.

GHP = spiders. And/or allergies.

slickdawg

7/25/2006, 01:52 PM

I was going to say anti-explosive laws for you, but that works as well.

:D

Well, that's probably #2.

Having seen the corruption, particularly in NOLA, I am sickened by
political officials that abuse the public trust.

Oh yeah, I'll have major issues with anyone against my "six rounds in the chest" policy.

colleyvillesooner

7/25/2006, 01:54 PM

CVS - People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

IB4OU2

7/25/2006, 01:54 PM

Gravity

jeremy885

7/25/2006, 01:55 PM

jeremy885= everytime the wife goes to the mall, which really sucks because she works there :(

oumartin

7/25/2006, 01:55 PM

oumartin-spouses

jk the sooner fan

7/25/2006, 01:57 PM

sf.com posters = beano

mdklatt

7/25/2006, 02:00 PM

:dolemite: - NO SHOWING VAGAINAS

PhilTLL

7/25/2006, 02:02 PM

Ignorance. Give no quarter/take no prisoners on that one.

jeremy885

7/25/2006, 02:02 PM

I thought it was

:dolemite:-the English language

mdklatt

7/25/2006, 02:03 PM

I thought it was

:dolemite:-the English language

That too. He has lots of enemies.

MamaMia

7/25/2006, 02:04 PM

OUSAEmom - oumartins co-workers orange tubular vine

slickdawg

7/25/2006, 02:04 PM

That too. He has lots of enemas.

TMI! :eek:

oumartin

7/25/2006, 02:14 PM

thats x-coworkder now mom..
i'm outta here.

OUTromBoNado

7/25/2006, 02:32 PM

OUTromBoNado - Jason Sutherland; empty Dr. Pepper cans

I freakin' hate that guy....still.

MamaMia

7/25/2006, 02:45 PM

thats x-coworkder now mom..
i'm outta here.Well then, drop off your Roundup next door before you boogie. :D

Howzit

7/25/2006, 02:48 PM

me = armadillos

mdklatt

7/25/2006, 02:49 PM

mdklatt - the bathrooms at work

Czar Soonerov

7/25/2006, 02:50 PM

Norm In Norman (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36386) - Norman Norm In (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=38664)

mdklatt

7/25/2006, 02:52 PM

Czar Soonerov - coffee filters

Scott D

7/25/2006, 02:54 PM

1tc - jack ingram

NormanPride

7/25/2006, 02:55 PM

VK - curling irons?

mdklatt

7/25/2006, 02:55 PM

Scott D - stepdaughter admirers

IBTT

7/25/2006, 02:55 PM

Duh.

mdklatt

7/25/2006, 02:56 PM

VK - curling irons?

VK - horses

frankensooner

7/25/2006, 02:56 PM

SBSB-creepy lurkers? ;)

mdklatt

7/25/2006, 03:00 PM

SBSB-creepy lurkers? ;)

SBSB - the Hamburglar

Scott D

7/25/2006, 03:02 PM

Scott D - stepdaughter admirers

and in a few months I get to worry about an Air Force Basic Training full of them.

mdklatt

7/25/2006, 03:04 PM

and in a few months I get to worry about an Air Force Basic Training full of them.

At least she'll be safe from Stanley1 aka the NO SHOWING VAGAINA. :D

HoserSooner

7/25/2006, 03:08 PM

Hoser - Tequila

Tear Down This Wall

7/25/2006, 03:13 PM

My enemies list is long, but can be pared down to this basic flaw in all of them...unpreparedness in public places.

Know where you're going before you get in your car and on the road...
Know what you want and have your money ready at the fast food drive-through before you get there...
Have your bank deposit slip filled out before you go to the bank...

...and, finally, to the idiots in front of us in line at Blockbuster video last Saturday night...no, you cannot rent a video without a Blockbuster card and without some sort of money! Where is the world do people like this work and live? How do they survive their own brand of stupidity day after day?

jeremy885

7/25/2006, 03:18 PM

I took my wife to the DPS today to take the driving test and the two people behind her couldn't take it because they didn't have a valid insurance card.

WTF?

Tear Down This Wall

7/25/2006, 03:20 PM

I took my wife to the DPS today to take the driving test and the two people behind her couldn't take it because they didn't have a valid insurance card.

WTF?

Dude, it's like an infectious disease. I think it's a bigger problem than AIDS.

jk the sooner fan

7/25/2006, 03:20 PM

I took my wife to the DPS today to take the driving test and the two people behind her couldn't take it because they didn't have a valid insurance card.

WTF?

perhaps you should have gone to a convenient DPS office and paid a higher price for your DL instead of whining about it....

colleyvillesooner

7/25/2006, 03:29 PM

:pop:

jeremy885

7/25/2006, 03:32 PM

Cool, I'm next to be baned.

jeremy885

7/25/2006, 03:34 PM

perhaps you should have gone to a convenient DPS office and paid a higher price for your DL instead of whining about it....

Seriously, if that was an option I would be first in line for it.

DeadSolidPerfect

7/25/2006, 04:29 PM

Mid-day trains

Mixer!

7/25/2006, 05:32 PM

T.Boone Pickens and his Stillwater-hating acolytes.

oumartin

7/25/2006, 05:35 PM

anyone remember those batman pants that were popular with mc hammer?
my g/f wore them alot and there were numerous times I would get that button undone and thought i was home free only to realize it was the button that kept the "wings" of her pants together.

now that was an enemy.

AllAboutThe'O'

7/25/2006, 11:07 PM

Arkansas-based St. Louis Cardinal fans.
Golfers.
Birds.
The local cable company.

SicEmBaylor

7/25/2006, 11:21 PM

Sic 'Em Baylor - Texas Aggies
Highland Park PD
Real Beer
Tires
Self-Checkouts

Vaevictis

7/26/2006, 12:00 AM

Vaevictis -- Microsoft Windows.

yermom

7/26/2006, 12:58 AM

technophobes

bad poker players that still get lucky against me

gas merchants that refuse to carry 93 octane :mad:

ooh, and "yes" men

olevetonahill

7/26/2006, 03:02 AM

Child Molesters /Killers :mad: :mad: :mad:
Nuff said

the_ouskull

7/26/2006, 07:42 AM

Let's see... what does it take to be the anti-Skull?

-- Tejas. (Pick one, depending on the day... the state, the school, the football "program," etc...)
-- Free internet poker, or, more specifically, the "people" who play it.
-- My knees and ankles.
-- OSU fans.
-- 99% of the people that call into local sports radio shows.
-- People who follow the party line blindly.
-- Carnies. (I was going to say, "people who make REALLY dated jokes and expect them to still be funny," but I figured that giving an example would be more efficient.)

the_ouskull

Vaevictis

7/26/2006, 09:40 AM

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/4831/a704fd3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

And by the way: tshirthell.com is most definately not safe for work.

Scott D

7/26/2006, 10:39 AM

technophobes
:dolemite:

bad poker players that still get lucky against me
:dolemite:

gas merchants that refuse to carry 93 octane :mad:

ooh, and "yes" men
:dolemite:

subliminal messages :D

Ike

7/26/2006, 11:01 AM

misunderstanding of science.

mdklatt

7/26/2006, 11:49 AM

misunderstanding of science.

Bookmark this thread so you can change this to "two hours of sleep" in nine months. :)

Octavian

7/26/2006, 12:34 PM

soonerbrat

7/26/2006, 12:36 PM

Big Slick. supposedly the best hand in poker and i lose everytime someone has it...be it me or someone else.

Tear Down This Wall

7/26/2006, 02:34 PM

the guy who decided it was a good idea for corporate answering machines to handle all customer service calls...I answer 15 questions by pressing buttons, then talk to someone (who barely speaks English) and have to repeat all of said answers to them. :mad:

....and parking ticket nazis

This is the winning post, by far. If I could meet the horse's a*ss that invented those things, I'd kick him square in the nuts.

LSUMeathead

7/26/2006, 02:35 PM

LSUMeathead --- Poultry

I am allergic to poultry. Yep, that means no chicken or turkey for me. I have been alergic all my life, so it is not really an enemy as much as it is something to steer clear of.

soonervegas

7/26/2006, 02:36 PM

VegasSooner

GDC

7/26/2006, 02:39 PM

jk the sooner fan once characterized me as his "enemy". I was sincerely flattered and appreciative.

jk the sooner fan

7/26/2006, 03:15 PM

jk the sooner fan = gdc

yermom

7/26/2006, 03:28 PM

Big Slick. supposedly the best hand in poker and i lose everytime someone has it...be it me or someone else.

you aren't playing it right ;)

Beef

7/26/2006, 03:35 PM

My heart.

soonerbrat

7/26/2006, 03:52 PM

you aren't playing it right ;)

BS. i play it perfectly. I fold it.

yermom

7/26/2006, 03:55 PM

heh

you basically need to be able to throw it away if the flop doesn't hit you, especially on a full table

soonerbrat

7/26/2006, 04:02 PM

heh

you basically need to be able to throw it away if the flop doesn't hit you, especially on a full table

and that's exactly what I do..and i don't raise pre-flop and i usually don't call a big raise pre-flop with that hand. i think i've only won with it once.

mdklatt

7/26/2006, 04:04 PM

Man, and I thought golf threads sucked.

;)

yermom

7/26/2006, 04:04 PM

i think you have to raise with it, and usually try to see a flop, but you don't over-commit with it

yermom

7/26/2006, 04:05 PM

Man, and I thought golf threads sucked.

;)

poker pwns golf ;)

soonerbrat

7/26/2006, 04:26 PM

i think you have to raise with it, and usually try to see a flop, but you don't over-commit with it

nah...i just toss it unless i'm one of the blinds or i can check it..i seriously have never won a single hand playing AK, even when i had 3 K, someone beat me with a FH. i hate it. but if someone besides me has it..i guarantee it will beat me.

Scott D

7/26/2006, 05:22 PM

I'm snickering at yermom's advice :)

yermom

7/26/2006, 05:55 PM

oh yeah?

you should always go all-in with 7-2 as well ;)

BlondeSoonerGirl

7/26/2006, 05:56 PM

My heart.

Wurd.

StoopTroup

7/26/2006, 06:17 PM

Doubling Down.

Scott D

7/26/2006, 06:32 PM

oh yeah?

you should always go all-in with 7-2 as well ;)

only if you are bri ;)

soonerbrat

7/27/2006, 07:42 AM

i have better luck with 7-2 offsuit than AK. seriously.

slickdawg

7/27/2006, 08:05 AM

Big Slick. supposedly the best hand in poker and i lose everytime someone has it...be it me or someone else.

You rang honey? :D

soonerbrat

7/27/2006, 08:11 AM

You rang honey? :D

If you're big slick, i fold you!!

:D

Mjcpr

7/27/2006, 08:25 AM

If you're big slick, i'll fold it in half!!

:D

:eek:

TexasLidig8r

7/27/2006, 08:32 AM

Lid -- Call Centers in India. (Hey, if I wanted to listen to Apu, I'd go to my local friggin' 7-11)

Lid -- Laura Miller and the short sighted SOB city councilmembers who are going to let the Texas - OU game leave because they ARE INCREDIBLY SHORT SIGHTED, DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ATHLETIC EVENTS PROP UP AN ECONOMY, HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT RUN THIS CITY IN THE GROUND, DON'T RECOGNIZE THAT GROWTH HAS HAPPENED IN SPITE OF THEM, NOT BECAUSE OF THEM, WHO HAVE RUINED THE PRE-IMINENT TRADITION IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL BECAUSE OF STUPIDITY AND AN INABILITY TO NEGOTIATE WITH TWO A.D.S LET ALONE CORPORATE EXECS WHO COULD HAVE REVIVED THE COTTON BOWL AND WHO AS A FRIGGIN RESULT, WE WILL HAVE TO EVENTUALLY DRIVE ALL THE WAY OUT TO FRIGGIN' A-TON.. OOH BOY... ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG