Brazil's excuse for losing the World Cup

[royalfan5]

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/soccer/well-worth-losing-the-world-cup-189659.php

This just shows that women and video games can ruin a team.

[NormanPride]

You know, considering all the world "lives" for the World Cup, there have been a lot of players that don't seem to take it as seriously...

[Scott D]

best comment in that thread was the following.


Landon Donovan is now claiming he sucked at the World Cup because he spent every night jerking it into a sock and then playing Crash Bandicoot.

[royalfan5]

best comment in that thread was the following.
I had a nice chuckle when I saw that one too.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

God I hope Mack Brown doesn't use this excuse this year...."Let me answer that for Colt, Colt is just having too great of sex and afterwards played too much NCAA Football 07"

[NormanPride]

God I hope Mack Brown doesn't use this excuse this year...."Let me answer that for Colt, Colt is just having too great of sex and afterwards played too much NCAA Football 07"

No, I'd love that excuse. That would make my year. Hell, that would make my decade.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

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[colleyvillesooner]

O.M.G.

[Cam]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a698/a698.gif

I know I shouldn't, but I laughed my *** off at this.

[GDC]

I saw that chick in FHM, she would be a valid reason for not performing, IMO.

[King Crimson]

during the two cups i worked in restaurants with Mexicans that was generally their excuse for Mexico losing. too much late night "queso". and usually the implications was it was with other teams' gfs.

[tulsaoilerfan]

Maybe the american team should send hookers and video games to all their opponents during the next world cup? it worked for LT, or so he says.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

As bad as we are....we would have to send the whole Victoria's Secret Catalog and every game out this year!