Dear Oprah Winfrey

[MamaMia]

Dear O,
There are some of us who like capris and shorts, so kiss my Renfrews! :mad:
signed: Someone who thinks your fashion gal is a snob.

[1stTimeCaller]

capris are the worst pants thingys that have ever been invented.

[Scott D]

no, those things that Veritittays was describing that he was wearing are the worst pants thingys ever invented.

[Sooner_Bob]

people give oprah too much credit . . .

[MamaMia]

capris are the worst pants thingys that have ever been invented.http://www.tvland.com/shows/dvd/downloads/sounds/now_what.wav

Laura Petrie disagrees. :D

[mdklatt]

Dear O,
There are some of us who like capris and shorts, so kiss my Renfrews! :mad:
signed: Someone who thinks your fashion gal is a snob.

Put those silly NY fashion bitches in the middle of an Oklahoma parking lot in August and see how they feel about shorts.

[Taxman71]

capris are the worst pants thingys that have ever been invented.

Wrong. The worst invention were those unitards disguised as shirts that girls wore to InCahoots back in the 90's. Very frustrating around 2:30 a.m.

[Viking Kitten]

Sometimes Oprah's style people know what they are talking about. I mean, let's face it. 90 percent of the female population really does like crap in capris or shorts. But honestly, these same women probably don't look all that great in pants either, it's just an improvement over visible cottage cheese.

But whatever... sometimes I just feel like wearing shorts. So I'm gonna. Capris not so much.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I love my capris that hit mid calf. Any shorter and no so much.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I may be old fashioned but a girl could wear just about anything and be pretty hott :P I just like women in general!

[oumartin]

capris, shorts, they all look good on a woman if done right.. but i prefer them in thongs and mini skirts..
but some think i am a pig.

[skycat]

I may be old fashioned but a girl could wear just about anything and be pretty hott :P I just like women in general!

Very open-minded of you. I like women in particular. ;)

[Dio]

Oprah's just trying to divert attention from her odd, unprovoked "We are not lesbians" statement last week.

NTTAWWT!

[Viking Kitten]

My big problem with Oprah is that she seems to think that getting very lucky and making a lot of money entitles her to tell everybody else how to live their lives.

Yes Oprah... If I could afford a cook, a stylist, a nanny, a live-in housekeeper, a personal trainer/sex slave and a full-time Mongolian goat herder... my house and I would look perfect all the time too.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

a personal trainer/sex slave

Isn't that what Czar is for :confused: :( ;) :hot:

[Viking Kitten]

Nah... He's the cook. ;)

[PhxSooner]

My big problem with Oprah is that she seems to think that getting very lucky and making a lot of money entitles her to tell everybody else how to live their lives.

Yes Oprah... If I could afford a cook, a stylist, a nanny, a live-in housekeeper, a personal trainer/sex slave and a full-time Mongolian goat herder... my house and I would look perfect all the time too.
Amen, sistah!

Maybe Oprah should come on out here when it's 118 and tell the women to not wear shorts. I guess I'll look great as I collapse from heat exhaustion...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Me + Capris = http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b115/stansgirl2004/journal/file008.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

Is that a Chia Pet?

[oumartin]

more like a bikini? :D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Is that a Chia Pet?

A very WIDE Chia Pet.

:D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

more like you in a bikini? :D

You edited too slow, slappy.

And you're making me itchy...

[MamaMia]

My big problem with Oprah is that she seems to think that getting very lucky and making a lot of money entitles her to tell everybody else how to live their lives.

Yes Oprah... If I could afford a cook, a stylist, a nanny, a live-in housekeeper, a personal trainer/sex slave and a full-time Mongolian goat herder... my house and I would look perfect all the time too.

Amen, sistah!

Maybe Oprah should come on out here when it's 118 and tell the women to not wear shorts. I guess I'll look great as I collapse from heat exhaustion...
Here here! VK is right. Oprah is so uppity. I just may send a mean email to her. :D

[Mjcpr]

Electric shavers are your friend, Booty.

[oumartin]

I didn't want it to sound mean.. i wanted it to be funny!
so you better take it that way! ;)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

My hair hate is well-documented.

And that pic is now making me giggle...

[NormanPride]

That pic made me feel itchy...

[oumartin]

BODYGROOMER!

[Rhino]

I wish they'd call capris by the real name: high-waters.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

My Momma calls them 'pedal pushers'.

Hee hee. She's a cute hillbilly.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

This old man who used to cut my hair(he was like 80 something) would always say when he saw me in shorts "Where is the rest of your pants" :P

[oumartin]

what were them one things called Coolots or some stupid name like that..
and what is the deal with those gouchos. or however you spell em..

[Czar Soonerov]

My Momma calls them 'pedal pushers'.

Hee hee. She's a cute hillbilly.

Hee hee. Clam diggers.

[oumartin]

Clam diggers

:eek:

[Czar Soonerov]

Hee hee. Clam diggers.

Hee hee, that wasn't me.

[Viking Kitten]

It sounds funnier when a dude says it.

[Viking Kitten]

Here here! VK is right. Oprah is so uppity. I just may send a mean email to her. :D

Let her have it mom! Let me help compose it. I promise not to cuss.

Much.

[MamaMia]

what were them one things called Coolots or some stupid name like that..
and what is the deal with those gouchos. or however you spell em..Those Coolots are called skorts now, and the gauchos use to be called elephant leg pants.


Let her have it mom! Let me help compose it. I promise not to cuss.

Much.
Go for it. :D
I'll let you know when she sends me a reply, which I'm sure will be something rather generic in nature.

[NormanPride]

Can we proofread? :D

[IB4OU2]

Let her have it mom! Let me help compose it. I promise not to cuss.

Much.

Dear Oprah,

I'm gonna go all Harpo on you if you don't shut your mouth.............

[GottaHavePride]

Culottes.

http://images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/154500.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

See? Tall, skinny models look fine in them. Everyone else looks like a premenstrual pachyderm. Avoid these like the plague, ladies.

[slickdawg]

I thought those were called gouchos? :confused:

[C&CDean]

I couldn't care less what a chick wears cause later on, it's coming off.

But what I can't tolerate is those "shorts" that wannabe white boys and the brothas wear hanging off their asses that are really big and come all the way down to their socks. WTF? Why bother? Wear pants. You'll still look stupid with your boxers showing, but just not AS stupid.

[slickdawg]

I couldn't care less what a chick wears cause later on, it's coming off.

But what I can't tolerate is those "shorts" that wannabe white boys and the brothas wear hanging off their asses that are really big and come all the way down to their socks. WTF? Why bother? Wear pants. You'll still look stupid with your boxers showing, but just not AS stupid.

Amazing. He can goes from Harlequin Novel to Cracker, get a life
in a heartbeat.




DEAN HAS SKILLZ MAN!!!!


Last night at the Dairy Queen, scaldeddawg and I were in line at the drive thru, and a
white kid that really wants to be black pops out of the back
door. He's an employee, he's not wearing a shirt at all, the upper half of
his boxers are exposed, and he looks liked a damned idiot.

[Scott D]

I couldn't care less what a chick wears cause later on, it's coming off.

But what I can't tolerate is those "shorts" that wannabe white boys and the brothas wear hanging off their asses that are really big and come all the way down to their socks. WTF? Why bother? Wear pants. You'll still look stupid with your boxers showing, but just not AS stupid.

yeah, why does Veritittays think wearing that is cool.

[MamaMia]

Ah ha! :P

http://www2.oprah.com/email/reach/email_reach_fromu.jhtml

[PhxSooner]

Go get her, Mom! And if Oprah thinks we should all wear $200 pants, then let her send me some of her mega $$$ and we'll talk.

[PhxSooner]

Culottes.

http://images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/154500.jpg
I see alot of those out here, and they make women who are in perfect shape still look like they have thighs the size of Texas. Not a good look. I'm pretty sure I'd look like Shamu in them.

[MamaMia]

Go get her, Mom! And if Oprah thinks we should all wear $200 pants, then let her send me some of her mega $$$ and we'll talk.
Maybe I should just be lazy and send her a link to this thread. Do any of you have anything you would like to say to 'O'? :P

Oh wait...If I did that then she may try to put us on her show and dress us, and that may not be a good thing, because she also thinks us women don't know how to pick out a bra. :eek:

[PhxSooner]

Oprah: Have a few kids, and then tell me to wear skinny pants in the middle of the summer. Pfft.:D

[MamaMia]

Oprah: Have a few kids, and then tell me to wear skinny pants in the middle of the summer. Pfft.:DYeah Oprah,
Try chasing a couple of rambunctious little kids in a pair of linen Oscar de la Renta's, and lets see how well you hold up. :D

[Tailwind]

If you do email her, please tell her for me that Tailwind thinks she sucks. Seriously.

[StoopTroup]

Tell her that I'll marry her as long as ther is no pre-nupt.

[leavingthezoo]

Tell her that I'll marry her as long as ther is no pre-nupt.

hell, tell her i'd marry her as long as there is no pre-nupt. [/gaying up thread]

[mdklatt]

hell, tell her i'd marry her as long as there is no pre-nupt. [/gaying up thread]


When chicks say this it's called sexing up a thread. :texan:

[skycat]

hell, tell her i'd marry her as long as there is no pre-nupt. [/gaying up thread]

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