Conservative Christian, Right Wing, Republican, Straight, White, American Males

[Hatfield]

In honor of today's primaries I present you the following:

Conservative Christian, Right Wing, Republican, Straight, White, American Males by Todd Snider

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male.
Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the South
Frat housin’, keg tappin’, shirt tuckin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.
Tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, porn watchin’ lazyass hippies like me.
Tree huggin’, love makin’, pro choicen, gay weddin’, widespread diggin’ hippies like me.
Skin color-blinded, conspiracy-minded, protestors of corporate greed,
We who have nothing and most likely will ‘till we all wind up locked up in jails
By conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American males,.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame.
I know who I like to blame:

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American males,
Soul savin’, flag wavin’, Rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the Quayles
Quite diligently workin’ so hard to keep the free reins of this Democracy
From tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, barefootin’ folk-singin’ hippies like me.
Tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, porn watchin’ lazyass hippies like me.

[C&CDean]

meh

[mdklatt]

:pop:

[etouffee]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d167/bushtit/threadbombs/27e4cd97.jpg

[Hatfield]

heh

i knew you would like it.

[1stTimeCaller]

I love Todd Snider. Did you get his new CD yet?

[Sooner in Tampa]

:pop:

[Hatfield]

not yet. i know i can get it off itunes already but i would rather wait for the hard copy on august 8.

it has been getting a lot of good press.

[1stTimeCaller]

not yet. i know i can get it off itunes already but i would rather wait for the hard copy on august 8.

it has been getting a lot of good press.

same for me.

[Frozen Sooner]

Todd Snider is some good stuff. Loved it ever since I heard "Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues" on the radio back in like 1994.

[Dio]

Best song I've heard since the one Pearl Jam did praising John Walker Lindh, the American Taliban.

And of course by "best", I mean "worst EVAR"

[1stTimeCaller]

Best song I've heard since the one Pearl Jam did praising John Walker Lindh, the American Taliban.

And of course by "best", I mean "worst EVAR"

you have no sense of humor. Todd is one funny cat.

[Dio]

" I have a hell of a sense of humor, don't I Private?" [/Sgt. Hulka]

[Soonerchaz]

Ehhh...think I'd rather hear "Beer Run" by Todd Snider...

B-double E double R U-N-beer run
B-double E double R U-N-beer run
all we need is a ten and five-er,
car and key and a sober driver,
B-double E double R U-N-beer run

[Hatfield]

Ehhh...think I'd rather hear "Beer Run" by Todd Snider...

B-double E double R U-N-beer run
B-double E double R U-N-beer run
all we need is a ten and five-er,
car and key and a sober driver,
B-double E double R U-N-beer run

he has a new song on his latest album called If tomorrow never comes. He figured since the dude that wrote if tomorrow never comes could steal his beer run for garth he would steal if tomorrow never comes to even up the score. lol :)

[Dio]

Ehhh...think I'd rather hear "Beer Run" by Todd Snider...

B-double E double R U-N-beer run
B-double E double R U-N-beer run
all we need is a ten and five-er,
car and key and a sober driver,
B-double E double R U-N-beer run

OK, that one's better

[PhilTLL]

My landlady treats me like I don't pay my rent
Gave my car to my mechanic, I ain't seen it since
My phone is always ringing, when I want to be alone
They try and sell me everything from Heaven to cologne
Everybody's got an offer I can't refuse
It's a circus out here mama, Your baby's got the sideshow blues

It's all a big commercial; It's a video of a man
It's a plot to put an end to my attention span
They make up all these issues, I never understood
If I thought I could change things I'd run out to Hollywood
But it's hard to kick the door down wearing seven dollar shoes
It's a circus out here mama, Your baby's got the sideshow blues

I've got them sideshow blues
I want to tame the lions
These center ring rich kids ain't even trying
From college to the big top they take the best positions
While I'm out in this tent with these freaks and musicians
While I'm out in this tent with these freaks and musicians
I'm moaning them sideshow blues

I try to tell my girlfriend she's the only one that I've got
This chick I hardly knows keeps on telling her she's not
She got a loaded pistol, she waves it all the time
Says some times you gotta kill a boy to keep his *** in line
Well that's the way she sees it, she says she saw it on the news
It's a circus out here mama, Your baby's got the sideshow blues

See people play satanic records, and you don't know when they'll freak
From quiet kid to maniac to movie of the week
We're killing over cocaine, dying over sex
We're bowing down and praying to who'll ever cuts the check
When I go to church on Sunday, I can't help sleep in the pews (that's what I do)
It's a circus out here mama, Your baby's got the sideshow blues

[Shaz-Bot]

Best song I've heard since the one Pearl Jam did praising John Walker Lindh, the American Taliban.

And of course by "best", I mean "worst EVAR"


Link?

[1stTimeCaller]

Link?

I dunno know about PearlJam but Steve Earle did a song with almost the same title.

[Dio]

Link?

I have no links- I saw it on the Pearl Jam concert VH1 Classic was playing all July 4th weekend.

[Jerk]

YES??

WHAT U WANT?

You want to learn how to shoot an assault rifle? I can meet you at Banner road, this Sunday (after church, of course)