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OUinFLA
7/24/2006, 05:18 PM
So in today's email I receive:


Subject: regarding last night


It has been years since weve gossiped.
I've been on this new program
it has been advising me lose my spare tire.
You should drop in at

http://www.seeforyourslefnow.org/jh/

I apologize I have been so lagging with it. Call me

phonetic half the growl of a wild beast,
meanwhile he sprang toward me. I
and their observatory physical proportions were in

Theodore



Im having difficulty understanding the last paragraph, perhaps one of you SO geeeniesses can decipher it.


Phonetic half the growl of a wild beast? Did someone fart?

meanwhile he sprang toward me? Propelled by the gas exhaust?

I and their observatory physical proportions were in.......Theodore So... is this an astronomer? and has Theodore been catastrophically goosed?

I have decided not to respond to this email since there is no monumental enticement for me to make millions of dollars, nor has anyone with my same last name been killed in a tragic African car crash which wiped out all their family in one fell swoop, leaving billions of dollars unclaimed for some shyster to figure out how to get out of Africa.

Harry Beanbag
7/24/2006, 05:20 PM
It means if you click on that link your computer will spontaneously combust.

soonercody
7/24/2006, 06:56 PM
That's what I was thinking. Almost Eggs-Zachary!

Tailwind
7/24/2006, 09:47 PM
You have Outlook email?

jrsooner
7/24/2006, 10:08 PM
So in today's email I receive:
Subject: regarding last night
So what exactly happened last night? :)

Tailwind
7/24/2006, 11:21 PM
I only get those kinds of emails in my Outlook at work. So silly.

OCUDad
7/25/2006, 12:59 AM
It's code for "I love you, you fantastic hunk of manhood, and I want to have your babies." Find out who sent it and take advantage. :rolleyes:

olevetonahill
7/25/2006, 04:08 AM
It's code for "I love you, you fantastic hunk of manhood, and I want to have your babies." Find out who sent it and take advantage. :rolleyes:
Don't talk to Him in Code . Just come on out of the closet and say how you really feel ! :eek: :D

OCUDad
7/25/2006, 10:25 AM
:mad:

Flagstaffsooner
7/25/2006, 10:35 AM
phonetic half the growl of a wild beast,
meanwhile he sprang toward me. I
and their observatory physical proportions were in

Theodore (Beaver) Cleaver



He's just givin' you the business for all that crap you gave him in the '50's, Eddie.