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Hatfield
7/24/2006, 03:37 PM
..provided i can figure out how to upload a pic

Boomer.....
7/24/2006, 03:56 PM
At least you can pee.

C&CDean
7/24/2006, 03:59 PM
"Huxley's??" Yeah, that's ethnic Chinese for sure.

SoonerBK
7/24/2006, 04:00 PM
I would think that a sign like that would encourage dudes to go in and dominate one in the mens room. You know a lilly pad, or a periscope, or something like that. Just me?

C&CDean
7/24/2006, 04:03 PM
Well, actually you can take a dump there. They just have this sign in the bathroom that says "we don't have toilet paper here, so wipe with your fingers and stick them through the hole in the wall and they'll be cleaned by a human mouth." Of course when you stick your fingers through, some Oddjob dude is on the other side and smashes them with a brick, you jerk them back through and stick them in your mouth, and viola! Wipage.

Pricetag
7/24/2006, 04:47 PM
Rule number three seems pretty solid.

Rogue
7/24/2006, 06:58 PM
Hucks-Reez.