Attention Wal-Mart shoppers...

[batonrougesooner]

Why do you insist on waiting ten minutes in the parking lot in order to get closest possible parking space to the entrance to the store? Are those twenty steps you are going to save really that important when you are about to spend an hour walking around a store the size of five football fields?

Please just park in the first open space you see. I'm sick of waiting behind you.

Thank you.

[Fugue]

a-holes

[TopDaugIn2000]

haven't shopped there in 2 years. feels damn good too.

[Fugue]

go on

[yermom]

dude, it's hot out there

[colleyvillesooner]

haven't shopped there in 2 years. feels damn good too.

Go back!! They are missing your business! ;)

[TopDaugIn2000]

yeah right.

[TopDaugIn2000]

I get my weekly groceries at crest, and grab something at Albertson's if I need it mid-week (since I park there to carpool it's handy)

Other things from Target as needed.

and I've found that my grocery bill has gone down since doing this, cause I don't buy all the other useless crap that I'd find at walmart. I get what I need and then LEAVE.

[OUinFLA]

That's just as bad as the "special VIP" people who pull up near the front door, wifey hops out to run in side yelling back " don't move, Ill be right out".

Yeah, right, this is WalMart, not only will you not be "right back out", there are cases of people who go in and never come back out. (I guess they get jobs as greeters).

Anyway, the stupid driver will sit there blocking the access, making traffic pull around them which causes more problems in the area, and then someone else who feels just as "privledged" will pull up behind them while wifey slithers out yelling "don't move, Ill be right out".

I try real hard to not drive past the front doors at all.

[MamaMia]

I remember the good ole days when a gentleman would let the lady have the best parking spot.

[mdklatt]

I remember the good ole days when a gentleman would let the lady have the best parking spot.

Equal rights, sister.

[StoopTroup]

I remember the good ole days when a gentleman would let the lady have the best parking spot.
I still do if they are really HAWT! ;)

[MamaMia]

I still do if they are really HAWT! ;)Are you saying that the problem is that I'm not hawt anymore?

[mdklatt]

I still do if they are really HAWT! ;)

True dat.


Okay, ladies, I'm going to tell you a secret. Chivalry is not about being a "gentlemen", it's about getting laid. Everything men do in the presence of women is calculated at some level of our consciousness to get us some. When we hold the door open for you, a small part of our brain (or something else) is thinking, "Hey, if I hold this door open for this chick maybe she'll jump my bones." Sure, we know the odds are like 1 in a brazillian that will ever happen, but we're willing to play those odds. So, that old-timey guy that invented chivalry by throwing down his coat over a mud puddle or whatever? Just wanted a piece of ***. :texan:

[StoopTroup]

Are you saying that the problem is that I'm not hawt anymore?
I never said that.

That being said however...

I don't shop at Walmart either.

[tulsaoilerfan]

True dat.


Okay, ladies, I'm going to tell you a secret. Chivalry is not about being a "gentlemen", it's about getting laid. Everything men do in the presence of women is calculated at some level of our consciousness to get us some. When we hold the door open for you, a small part of our brain (or something else) is thinking, "Hey, if I hold this door open for this chick maybe she'll jump my bones." Sure, we know the odds are like 1 in a brazillian that will ever happen, but we're willing to play those odds. So, that old-timey guy that invented chivalry by throwing down his coat over a mud puddle or whatever? Just wanted a piece of ***. :texan:
Like they didn't already know that. :P

[mdklatt]

Like they didn't already know that. :P

They way they fawn over stuff like that you sure coulda fooled me.

Ooh, you're such a gentleman....

[MamaMia]

I never said that.

That being said however...

I don't shop at Walmart either. I know my hawtness is fading. :P

Oh, and I do my best to stay away from Walmart as much as I can.

[mdklatt]

Oh, and I do my best to stay away from Walmart as much as I can.


That's kind of hard to do in Woodward, isn't it?

[MamaMia]

That's kind of hard to do in Woodward, isn't it?
There are a few things I buy at Walmart that I cant get at other merchants, but I generally do my shopping elsewhere.

[Mixer!]

1 in a brazillian

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/6071/27937668569ko.jpg

:hot: :D

[mdklatt]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/6071/27937668569ko.jpg

:hot: :D


I'd definitely hold the door open for her. :texan:

[OhU1]

See looks hungry, in pain, in need of food. Now, the other blond Brazilian fan was really hot.

[Mixer!]

She looks hungry, in pain, in need of food. Now, the other blonde Brazilian fan was really hot.

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/8493/captxfll10706081618wcupworldcu.jpg

:eek:

[OhU1]

Yak!

She might have stolen the other chick's food.

[Scott D]

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/8493/captxfll10706081618wcupworldcu.jpg

:eek:

she's german bud.