tonights going to be a long night....

[Ike]

I'm on shift from midnight to 8 am. I've been up since 9am, due to recent developments which I am not at liberty to share just yet. These new developments are making it somewhat difficult to concentrate.


I'm counting on you folks to keep me entertained.

somebody have a meltdown quick!

:pop:

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Don't worry, we all had to go through puberty too...it will stop being akward after a while ;)

[sanantoniosooner]

That's my last Sunday afternoon nap for a while.

I can't sleep for crap.

[Ike]

alright, thats a mild heh....


I know y'all can do better than that though. I need meltdowns people!!


maybe I'll just go and re-read the stanly meltdown, part deux.

[sanantoniosooner]

You should be the funny one.

The rest of us should be asleep right now.

[Ike]

unfortunately, all the funny was sucked straight out of my brain for today...

[sanantoniosooner]

unfortunately, all the funny was sucked straight out of my brain for today...
mosquito?

[Ike]

mosquito?

can they do that now? I had no idea. I better stock up on DEET.

[sanantoniosooner]

can they do that now? I had no idea. I better stock up on DEET.
Just a bit of personification implying it would only take a creature of minimal size to accomplish said task..........but you knew that:D

[Ike]

heh. do you think the skeeter would notice?

[sanantoniosooner]

I think his response would be, "A bad day fishing is better than a good day working"

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I am tired of these PERSONAL ATTACKS!!!! IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME I WILL DRIVE TO WHERE YOU ARE AND BEAT YOU LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!!!!

[BajaOklahoma]

Good start on the meltdown Gandalf, but you need to do better.
It's for Ike, after all.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

YOUR JUST JEALOUS!!! I HAVE HAD SEX WITH GIRLS THAT WOULDN'T EVEN TALK TO YOU!!! TALK ABOUT DOUBLE STANDARDS!!! I MEAN DEAN CAN TALK ABOUT ALL HIS MAD SKILLZ BUT IF I DO I AM AN *******!! I HAVE RIDDEN A BICYCLE SINCE I WAS 4 AND BECAUSE OF THAT I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I AM A BETTER BICYCLIST THAN LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!

[Killerbees]

I know what Ike needs. A good Merle record.

Each night I leave the bar room when it's over

Not feeling any pain at closing time

But tonight your memory found me much too sober

Couldn't drink enough to keep you off my mind



Tonight the bottle let me down

And let your memory come around

The one true friend I thought I'd found

Tonight the bottle let me down



I've always had a bottle I could turn to

And lately I've been turnin' every day

But the wine don't take effect the way it used to

And I'm hurtin' in old familiar ways



Tonight the bottle let me down

and let your memory come around

The one true friend I thought I'd found

Tonight the bottle let me down



Tonight the bottle let me down

[Ike]

YOUR JUST JEALOUS!!! I HAVE HAD SEX WITH GIRLS THAT WOULDN'T EVEN TALK TO YOU!!! TALK ABOUT DOUBLE STANDARDS!!! I MEAN DEAN CAN TALK ABOUT ALL HIS MAD SKILLZ BUT IF I DO I AM AN *******!! I HAVE RIDDEN A BICYCLE SINCE I WAS 4 AND BECAUSE OF THAT I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I AM A BETTER BICYCLIST THAN LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!


quality stuff right there....

[colleyvillesooner]

YOUR JUST JEALOUS!!! I HAVE HAD SEX WITH GIRLS THAT WOULDN'T EVEN TALK TO YOU!!! TALK ABOUT DOUBLE STANDARDS!!! I MEAN DEAN CAN TALK ABOUT ALL HIS MAD SKILLZ BUT IF I DO I AM AN *******!! I HAVE RIDDEN A BICYCLE SINCE I WAS 4 AND BECAUSE OF THAT I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I AM A BETTER BICYCLIST THAN LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!


Psst. Everyone else let it go. ;)

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

HEY WE ARE HERE TO ENTERTAIN IKE AND I HAVEN"T YET BEGUN TO FIGHT!!! DID I MENTION THAT I CAN PUT IN CARPET BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU HILLBILLIES!!!

[Norm In Norman]

So I went to sleep at 11:30 but didn't actually fall asleep until after 2. Then i had to get up at 6:15. I'm so frickin' tired right now. I needs me 8 hours.

[BajaOklahoma]

HEY WE ARE HERE TO ENTERTAIN IKE AND I HAVEN"T YET BEGUN TO FIGHT!!! DID I MENTION THAT I CAN PUT IN CARPET BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU HILLBILLIES!!!

It really hurts my eyes when people forget to use the shift key.
TIA

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

It really hurts my eyes when people forget to use the shift key.
TIA


HOW IS THAT?????

[BajaOklahoma]

Actually, that's better. Blue is my favorite color (after crimson & cream).
And I'm old, so the larger print is great.
Thanks Gandalf!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

It is really hard to meltdown around here :P

[Mixer!]

You need more misspelled words to match :dolemite:, beyonce.

[GDC]

running on fumes

[handcrafted]

bump :D