View Full Version : One wacked Sat nite
olevetonahill
7/22/2006, 11:23 PM
Im sitting here minding my own buisness , drinking some suds . Whats new huh ? This chick I helped out with a car calls me said it broke down , So I took her some gas :rolleyes: Got her going again . 30 minutes ago she ca;;ed me asked me to come get her again the car is broke again , I tell her I dont have any more gas . she says It way worse than that she had 2 blow outs . I say Ill be there in a few . Get to where she is and she has wrecked the MOFO :eek:
Now I have a wrecker bill and a wrecked car :eek:
Dayum beyounce
sanantoniosooner
7/22/2006, 11:26 PM
I think you've helped her with more than a car or you'd be letting the voice mail get it.
olevetonahill
7/22/2006, 11:29 PM
I think you've helped her with more than a car or you'd be letting the voice mail get it.
I JUST thought I wanted some of it , shes a wacked out broad :eek:
sanantoniosooner
7/22/2006, 11:31 PM
Some people need needy people.
just say'n
OUinFLA
7/22/2006, 11:32 PM
I JUST thought I wanted some of it , shes a wacked out broad :eek:
Same girl you brought to Florida?
Or just a clone?
olevetonahill
7/22/2006, 11:37 PM
Same girl you brought to Florida?
Or just a clone?
Better looking , but I'm beginning to realize shes nuttier ;)
Dayum all I was trying to do was help the chick out , course I thought I might get laid :D
OUinFLA
7/22/2006, 11:42 PM
shoulda done that BEFORE you provided a wrecker.
It's the pay in advance plan.
Hookers use it all the time.
olevetonahill
7/22/2006, 11:47 PM
shoulda done that BEFORE you provided a wrecker.
It's the pay in advance plan.
Hookers use it all the time.
:D :D :D
She is in MY bed in her undies :eek:
Sooner24
7/22/2006, 11:47 PM
I JUST thought I wanted some of it , shes a wacked out broad :eek:
Does she look like this? :eek:
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/12/fatal,0.jpg
walkoffsooner
7/22/2006, 11:48 PM
I don't think she could use you any more if you did the deed. Go ahead and get the first payment.
Sooner24
7/22/2006, 11:48 PM
If she does hide the knives.
olevetonahill
7/22/2006, 11:51 PM
The nite gets wackier
the hefer is trying to hurl in my trash can can :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
olevetonahill
7/22/2006, 11:53 PM
If she does hide the knives.
Yes
But **** the knives
Ive hidden the Guns ;)
Sooner24
7/22/2006, 11:53 PM
The nite gets wackier
the hefer is trying to hurl in my trash can can :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: She is really looking for a knife!!!! :eek:
RUN!!!!!!
OUinFLA
7/22/2006, 11:54 PM
The nite gets wackier
the hefer is trying to hurl in my trash can can :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I hope you are not feeling compelled to kiss her.
btw, how are you able to pass the time posting here?
olevetonahill
7/22/2006, 11:56 PM
I hope you are not feeling compelled to kiss her.
btw, how are you able to pass the time posting here?
Cause Im by my puter with my 357 in hand :D
olevetonahill
7/22/2006, 11:57 PM
:eek: She is really looking for a knife!!!! :eek:
RUN!!!!!!
These colors DONT run ;)
Im gonna let the beyounce sober up then get her the hell out
Sooner24
7/23/2006, 12:04 AM
Cause Im by my puter with my 357 in hand :D
Is that what you call it when you are surfing for pron? ;)
King Crimson
7/23/2006, 12:14 AM
i
m drunk.
olevetonahill
7/23/2006, 12:17 AM
i
m drunk.
So is she
Come and get her :D
bigdsooner
7/23/2006, 12:57 AM
Cause Im by my puter with my 357 in hand :D
hey vet, take her out to butch's house...trust me on this one, you know im tellin the truth, she will never bother you again. :D
birddog
7/23/2006, 01:21 AM
i'd take 'er off your hands but i'm hopped up on a fistful of vicodins after i cracked my wrist at the gym. man, all my problems are over for a couple of hours.
olevetonahill
7/23/2006, 02:32 AM
i'd take 'er off your hands but i'm hopped up on a fistful of vicodins after i cracked my wrist at the gym. man, all my problems are over for a couple of hours.
Crazy skank took a zanax befor she hurled
:eek:
olevetonahill
7/23/2006, 02:33 AM
hey vet, take her out to butch's house...trust me on this one, you know im tellin the truth, she will never bother you again. :D
I would but shes kinda neked rite now :D
Jimminy Crimson
7/23/2006, 03:04 AM
pic?
olevetonahill
7/23/2006, 03:08 AM
pic?
I'm to puter illiterate ;) Or I would have her all over the net :D
SoonerBorn68
7/23/2006, 03:23 AM
I would but shes kinda neked rite now :D
Uh-oh! (http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/wavs/pron.mp3) :eek:
StoopTroup
7/23/2006, 07:25 AM
http://static.flickr.com/25/45581116_47a983b43e_m.jpg
MamaMia
7/23/2006, 07:29 AM
:D :D :D
She is in MY bed in her undies :eek:Good Lord! Make sure you wash the sheets.
MamaMia
7/23/2006, 07:32 AM
The nite gets wackier
the hefer is trying to hurl in my trash can can :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:...and disinfect the trash can, or better yet, go buy a new one and take her home in that one. :P
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