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Okla-homey
7/21/2006, 09:14 PM
:texan:


FROM THE DESK OF:MR KENNEDY ALOTAYE...... YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED

Dear Sir/Ma'am,

I am Mr.Kennedy Alotaye, a manager in the Bills and Exchange at the
Foreign Remittance department of one of the leading banks in Ghana. I am
writing this letter to ask for your support and cooperation to carry out
this business opportunity in my department.

We discovered an abandoned sum of $12,500,000.00 (Twelve Million Five
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only) in an account that belongs
to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family a
wife and two children in November 1999 in an auto crash.

Since we heard of his death we have been expecting his next-of-kin to come over and put claims for his money as the heir,because we cannot release the fund from his accountunless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.

Unfortunately, neither their family member nor distant relative has ever appeared to claim the said fund. It is in our banking guideline that if none of the relatives come up to claim this fund after 6 years of the death of the late customer,the fund will be regarded as an unclaimed bill and will be transferred to the bank's treasury account.

Upon this discovery, I and other officials in my department have agreed
to make business with you and release the total amount into your account
as the heir of the fund since no one came for it or discovered he
maintained account with our bank,otherwise the fund will be returned
to the banks treasury as unclaimed fund.

We have agreed that our ratio of sharing will be as stated thus;30 %
for you as foreign partner,65 % for us the officials in my department and 5
% for the settlement of all local and foreign expences incurred by us and you
during the course of this business. Upon the successful completion of
this transfer, I and one of my colleagues will come to your country and mind
our share. It is from our 65% we intend to import Agricultural Machineries
into my country as a way of recycling the fund.

To commence this transaction,we require you to immediately indicate
your interest by a return e-mail with the following information

1.Your private telephone and fax number
2.Your full name
3.Age
4.Occupation

Upon the receipt of this,i will inturn get back to you and give you the
mordalities for the bank to approve you as the next of kin.
Note also, this transaction must be kept because of its nature.I look
forward to receiving your prompt response.Please get back to me at my
private email:([email protected])

Best Regards
Kennedy Alotaye
Please reply me at my email address
[email protected]

tulsaoilerfan
7/21/2006, 09:15 PM
Damn homey, you too? LOL

reevie
7/21/2006, 09:17 PM
Will you share homey with me homey?

Newbomb Turk
7/21/2006, 09:17 PM
I take back everything bad I said about Tulsa.

Tailwind
7/21/2006, 09:18 PM
Yeah, my ship sank just off the coast. :(

Okla-homey
7/21/2006, 09:20 PM
I propose to donate it all to OU Ath-u-letics if they will rename Lloyd Noble the "Areola Arena"

Vaevictis
7/21/2006, 09:26 PM
FWIW, if you guys haven't been, you might want to consider forwarding (with full headers) these emails to [email protected] (FTC occasionally builds cases with forwarded scams sent to this address).

For your amusement, http://419eater.com/

OUinFLA
7/21/2006, 09:34 PM
Homey, maybe we are related.

proud gonzo
7/22/2006, 01:44 AM
alotaye? sounds latin. pig latin.