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mdklatt
7/21/2006, 04:36 PM
...from the guy next to you at the urinal:

"Time sure flies when you're having fun."


:eek:
Newbomb Turk
7/21/2006, 04:37 PM
Is it hot enough for ya?
lefty
7/21/2006, 04:38 PM
...from the guy next to you at the urinal:

:eek:

Wow, look at that one!
mdklatt
7/21/2006, 04:39 PM
Is it hot enough for ya?

That would have been preferable. The word "fun" does belong in men's room.
SOONERKAT
7/21/2006, 04:39 PM
"That thing got a Hemi?"
BoogercountySooner
7/21/2006, 04:45 PM
Have you ever seen anything like this?
BoogercountySooner
7/21/2006, 04:46 PM
You know what Crabs look like?
IronSooner
7/21/2006, 04:46 PM
"Come here often?"
BoogercountySooner
7/21/2006, 04:46 PM
Sorry about getting that on your shoe!
BoogercountySooner
7/21/2006, 04:47 PM
Heard this is where all the pricks hang out!
BoogercountySooner
7/21/2006, 04:51 PM
My thumbs broke can you zip that for me!
NormanPride
7/21/2006, 04:52 PM
It was my understanding that men are not to speak to each other while in the restroom.
mdklatt
7/21/2006, 04:55 PM
It was my understanding that men are not to speak to each other while in the restroom.

I don't think it was directed at me, the guy was just muttering to himself. But still.
BoogercountySooner
7/21/2006, 04:56 PM
It was my understanding that men are not to speak to each other while in the restroom.

These are words we wouldn't want to hear if we did speak Geeze!
olevetonahill
7/21/2006, 04:59 PM
Ya wanta "shake " ?
Okla-homey
7/21/2006, 05:04 PM
Fun flies when you're doing time
BoogercountySooner
7/21/2006, 05:05 PM
Teehee Hey shorty!
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/21/2006, 05:07 PM
"Um the ladies room is next door."
pb4ou
7/21/2006, 05:07 PM
Wanna play swords?

:eek:
BoogercountySooner
7/21/2006, 05:10 PM
Luke I'm your father!
BoogercountySooner
7/21/2006, 05:11 PM
I'm a little tea pot
BoogercountySooner
7/21/2006, 05:12 PM
OOOh AHHHH OOOH AHHHHH
mdklatt
7/21/2006, 05:13 PM
OOOh AHHHH OOOH AHHHHH


I've heard that one before. More than once. Urinal and stall.
OUDoc
7/21/2006, 06:48 PM
I told this once before. At Graham's (one-million stall bathroom in a giant C/W bar) and said "I can't believe my d!ck is so hard" from about 5 stalls down. Somehow, no one's *** was kicked.
StoopTroup
7/21/2006, 06:58 PM
"Sorry about your shoes."
Penguin
7/21/2006, 07:00 PM
I went to the bathroom at an Astros game. There was some dude at the urinal that was finishing up and he turned toward me. He hadn't zipped yet. Without even a chance to react, I looked down.


It was the absolute largest penis I have ever seen. And I've seen tons of porn. The damn thing was a snake. The strange thing is that he was white. The sight still haunts my dreams.
GDC
7/21/2006, 07:16 PM
Two guys ****ing off a bridge.

First guy:"This water sure is cold."

Second guy:"Yeah, and it's deep, too."
Okla-homey
7/21/2006, 07:20 PM
Two years ago, OU v. Bama in Tuscaloosey (a dump of a college town if there ever was one btw). Halftime. Couple drunk 'Bama goomers waltz in to OUr restroom under the visitors seating section and announce "they ain't waitin' in no line cuz this is their stadium."

Little wiry Sooner-feller (to this day I regret I did not get his name) stands up to both of 'em and says, "you better back your a$$es up or I'm about to mop the floor of 'your' restroom with your heads!"

They did, and a rousing Boomer Sooner was enjoyed by the assembled Sooners.

I swear it happened just that way. I was there man.
reevie
7/21/2006, 09:07 PM
How's it hanging?
PrideTrombone
7/21/2006, 11:42 PM
"Do you think that's a pimple or a boil?"
reevie
7/21/2006, 11:45 PM
"Hey Bob! Come take a look at this!"
proud gonzo
7/22/2006, 01:39 AM
heh
MamaMia
7/22/2006, 07:36 AM
"I guess they only had space enough for a co-ed bathroom."
jk the sooner fan
7/22/2006, 07:40 AM
guy at the urinal next to me at a Mavs game was talking on his cell phone

penis in one hand, cell phone in the other........the person on the other end of his call must have asked "what are you doing?"

because he responded "I'm not doing much of anything, what are you doing"

i really wanted to say to him "liar, tell them what you're really doing"