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mdklatt
7/21/2006, 03:05 PM
...I saw a woman fellate a burrito. More like deep throat it, actually. There was even double fisting at times. You know how the filling can burst out of a tightly wrapped burrito on the first bite if you're not careful? That caused her to gag/choke a bit.

She ate her taco in a completely non-sexual way, however.


No I don't have picutures, and no she wasn't hawt--although she obviously has a gift.
crawfish
7/21/2006, 03:07 PM
Regular or supreme?
King Crimson
7/21/2006, 03:07 PM
i ain't going there.
mdklatt
7/21/2006, 03:09 PM
Regular or supreme?

Regular, I guess. It wasn't a BOB, although might have been even more entertaining. She seemed to have a jaw like a python.
crawfish
7/21/2006, 03:10 PM
"There's nine more where that came from"
King Crimson
7/21/2006, 03:31 PM
..

She ate her taco in a completely non-sexual way, however.



so, she was like a gymnast or something?
mdklatt
7/21/2006, 03:34 PM
so, she was like a gymnast or something?

:les: This is why I said non-sexual.
King Crimson
7/21/2006, 03:36 PM
i was referring merely to her flexibility, my good man.
mdklatt
7/21/2006, 03:37 PM
i was referring merely to her flexibility, my good man.

She was short, but most definitely not a gynmanst. Maybe 25-30 years ago. Her jaw was pretty limber, though. We're talking a burrito here, not a taquito.
etouffee
7/21/2006, 03:44 PM
please tell me there was no sour cream involved.
OCUDad
7/21/2006, 03:52 PM
Was it good for you, too? Did you share a smoke afterwards?
mdklatt
7/21/2006, 03:54 PM
please tell me there was no sour cream involved.

Just bean and/or beef from what I could tell.
GottaHavePride
7/21/2006, 04:02 PM
Lindsey or 12th?

;)
mdklatt
7/21/2006, 04:04 PM
Lindsey or 12th?

;)

12th. There's usually good people-watching at that one.
NormanPride
7/21/2006, 04:06 PM
Just bean and/or beef from what I could tell.

Must. Not. Make. Racist. Joke!
GottaHavePride
7/21/2006, 04:26 PM
Were you going to go for the "Wait, Beef's a beaner?" joke too?
NormanPride
7/21/2006, 04:27 PM
Were you going to go for the "Wait, Beef's a beaner?" joke too?

No. Of course not. That would be mean. :O
mdklatt
7/21/2006, 04:28 PM
Were you going to go for the "Wait, Beef's a beaner?" joke too?

Pfft. No beaners grew up in HP.
GottaHavePride
7/21/2006, 04:31 PM
;)
tulsaoilerfan
7/21/2006, 09:08 PM
Posts like this should not be made without accompanying photo proof
12
7/21/2006, 09:30 PM
I wisht I had a crunchy chicken potato burrito, 3 bean burritos and a really big water right now.

And maybe a coupon for some nail clippers.
proud gonzo
7/22/2006, 01:46 AM
tmi
Oldnslo
7/22/2006, 08:39 AM
This thread is worthless without pictures.
StoopTroup
7/22/2006, 08:43 AM
You should have bought her another one just for watching.