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Mjcpr
7/20/2006, 10:47 AM
From CNN...


-- Iranians were believed to be present at North Korea's July 4 missile tests, assistant Secretary of State Chris Hill, the chief U.S. negotiator with Pyongyang, testified today.

OUDoc
7/20/2006, 11:13 AM
They were on the grassy knoll as well.

soonerhubs
7/20/2006, 11:14 AM
Well when we call it an Evil Empire, I didn't expect those two to actually be aligned. Religious psychos, and athiests! Fun!

Gandalf_The_Grey
7/20/2006, 11:25 AM
They prefer the less derogatory term for themselves...not "Iranians" but "Native Mesopotamians"

mdklatt
7/20/2006, 11:26 AM
They prefer the less derogatory term for themselves...not "Iranians" but "Native Mesopotamians"

Mesopotamia is in Iraq. Just sayin'.

Gandalf_The_Grey
7/20/2006, 11:37 AM
It is all just semantics ;)

Widescreen
7/20/2006, 04:08 PM
It is all just semantics ;)
So you're anti-semantic? You'd make a great Mesopotamian.

frankensooner
7/20/2006, 04:18 PM
Yeah, they like to be called Native PERSIANS. ;)

jeremy885
7/20/2006, 04:56 PM
It gets better

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3279147,00.html

Headline "Iran leader asks Germany for help on Zionism" :eek:

Gandalf_The_Grey
7/20/2006, 06:53 PM
I figure if you are going to hate a large group of people...it seems the jews are the ones who get picked ;)

Jerk
7/20/2006, 07:46 PM
WWIII officially begins August 22nd.

OUinFLA
7/20/2006, 07:48 PM
WWIII officially begins August 22nd.

verifiable link?
I may need to go to the bank and borrow a bunch of money.
or else push my African/Russian/China bankroll connections.

Octavian
7/20/2006, 07:54 PM
this will be the fifth global war

hope its better than Star Trek V....the whole Sha Ka Ree thing really disappointed me

Jerk
7/20/2006, 08:07 PM
verifiable link?
I may need to go to the bank and borrow a bunch of money.
or else push my African/Russian/China bankroll connections.

This is the day Iran claims it will respond to the demands made upon her to cease nuclear operations.

It is also muslim ascension day
http://www.sanatan.org/en/festivals/islam/lailatulmiraj.htm

GottaHavePride
7/20/2006, 08:12 PM
Just so they don't **** up the beginning of football season.

SicEmBaylor
7/20/2006, 08:13 PM
verifiable link?
or else push my African/Russian/China bankroll connections.

In case you forgot, those are my connections now.

SicEmBaylor
7/20/2006, 08:14 PM
this will be the fifth global war

hope its better than Star Trek V....the whole Sha Ka Ree thing really disappointed me

Let's see...Seven Years War; WWI; WWII; Cold War; ?;

SoonerBorn68
7/20/2006, 08:36 PM
It gets better

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3279147,00.html

Headline "Iran leader asks Germany for help on Zionism" :eek:

Dear German Chancellor,

I am writing to you regarding the 6 million Jews your country killed during WWII. How did you do it? I mean 6 million in less than 10 years is a staggering number. Do you still have blueprints of the concentration camps or the recipe for Zyclon B? Would you be willing to teach me your secrets? Can I get some of those cool black SS uniforms with the death head insignias, or do you still hold marketing rights on that? I know I said I didn't believe there was a Holocaust, but that's just my public stance.

I eagerly await your reply.

Allah Akbar,

Iranian Nut Job in power

Octavian
7/20/2006, 09:28 PM
Let's see...Seven Years War; WWI; WWII; Cold War; ?;

yep :)

now...spek if you know what Sha Ka Ree is.

neg if you dont.

:pop:

winky face

SicEmBaylor
7/20/2006, 09:39 PM
yep :)

now...spek if you know what Sha Ka Ree is.

neg if you dont.

:pop:

winky face

I knew I'd heard of this but couldn't place the reference, so I did a Google search and low and behold it relates to my former Trekkie days that I gave up long long ago for the purpose of social conformity. ;)

Edit: It's a mythical Vulcan planet at the center of the universe.

GottaHavePride
7/20/2006, 09:41 PM
Yeah, and Spock's crazy brother Spork (or something) took them there, right? Man, that movie sucked hard.

BudSooner
7/20/2006, 10:09 PM
"They said no ship could break thru the barrier"


Oh, and Spocks gay. ;)

SicEmBaylor
7/20/2006, 10:14 PM
"They said no ship could break thru the barrier"


Oh, and Spocks gay. ;)

He's a cold hearted bastard with no emotion? He's not gay. He's a Republican.

Octavian
7/20/2006, 10:37 PM
I knew I'd heard of this but couldn't place the reference, so I did a Google search and low and behold it relates to my former Trekkie days that I gave up long long ago for the purpose of social conformity. ;)

Edit: It's a mythical Vulcan planet at the center of the universe.

close enough...and congrats on life not sucking ;)

Octavian
7/20/2006, 10:38 PM
wait...you're not going to the pen, right?

Vaevictis
7/20/2006, 10:45 PM
He's a cold hearted bastard with no emotion? He's not gay. He's a Republican.

must... resist...

JohnnyMack
8/20/2006, 09:07 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14432175/

Jerk
8/20/2006, 09:11 AM
My wife and her fam are Persian.

Even they want Bush to bomb Iran.