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NormanPride
7/19/2006, 01:01 PM
To whom it may concern,


The drain is not a valid urinal. And if you think it is, please clean up the puddle you left.

Thank you. That is all.


~Management

Vaevictis
7/19/2006, 01:04 PM
Nor is the trash can the appropriate place to dispose of your toilet paper after wiping your *** with it.

Thanks,

Management.

White House Boy
7/19/2006, 01:05 PM
To whom it may concern,


The drain is not a valid urinal. And if you think it is, please clean up the puddle you left.

Thank you. That is all.


~Management

The pipes all lead to the same place.

yermom
7/19/2006, 01:07 PM
dude the shower is totally different ;)

Handcrafted and mdk should be here anytime now...

NormanPride
7/19/2006, 01:13 PM
I have a sticky shoe now.

What the hell am I supposed to do? I don't want to touch it, so how the hell do I clean it?

GottaHavePride
7/19/2006, 01:16 PM
Fire hose.

NormanPride
7/19/2006, 01:17 PM
Fire hose.

That is MUCH less painful than my HCl idea.

White House Boy
7/19/2006, 01:17 PM
I have a sticky shoe now.

What the hell am I supposed to do? I don't want to touch it, so how the hell do I clean it?

Invert your ankle and wizz on the bottom of your shoe.

YWIA.

OUDoc
7/19/2006, 01:26 PM
I have a sticky shoe now.

What the hell am I supposed to do? I don't want to touch it, so how the hell do I clean it?
Any pokies or uteri around?

mdklatt
7/19/2006, 01:40 PM
The drain is not a valid urinal. And if you think it is, please clean up the puddle you left.



Which drain? In the sink?! :eek:

White House Boy
7/19/2006, 01:42 PM
Which drain? In the sink?! :eek:


[Eddie Murphy's granny] Baby, why you wanna put your d*** in the sink? Oooooooo, baby, dat's nasssssssty! [/Eddie Murphy's granny]

NormanPride
7/19/2006, 02:48 PM
Which drain? In the sink?! :eek:

No, that's for people's used floss. I'm talking about the drain on the floor, to get rid of excess water. Or pee.

GottaHavePride
7/19/2006, 03:01 PM
Which drain? In the sink?! :eek:

That's only for if the toilet and shower are BOTH clogged. ;)

NormanPride
7/19/2006, 03:07 PM
That's only for if the toilet and shower are BOTH clogged. ;)

You're a guy. How the hell do you clog your shower?

mdklatt
7/19/2006, 03:08 PM
You're a guy. How the hell do you clog your shower?

:O

GottaHavePride
7/19/2006, 03:15 PM
You're a guy. How the hell do you clog your shower?

I don't - although I DO have a very touchy drain that will run slow if you so much as look at it funny.

yermom
7/19/2006, 03:22 PM
:O

i had to clean it out this morning actually

if my camera wasn't out of commission i'd post more pics ;)

GottaHavePride
7/19/2006, 04:40 PM
i had to clean it out this morning actually

if my camera wasn't out of commission i'd post more pics ;)

I de-gunked mine today, but I suspect yours was far more hideous.

mdklatt
7/19/2006, 04:52 PM
I de-gunked mine today, but I suspect yours was far more hideous.

You're still talking about shower drains...right?

NormanPride
7/19/2006, 04:54 PM
You're still talking about shower drains...right?

I do not want to know what you de-gunk.

Kimberlyz4OU
7/19/2006, 05:58 PM
You guys are soooo wonderful for my diet.........I'm thinking oh what should I have for supper AND THEN, I read this! Thanks guys

I know, I know, I should have known better.

mdklatt
7/19/2006, 06:01 PM
You guys are soooo wonderful for my diet.........I'm thinking oh what should I have for supper AND THEN, I read this! Thanks guys



Wait until you read about embryicees and embriar.

sanantoniosooner
7/19/2006, 10:49 PM
I have a sticky shoe now.
Then it isn't urine.

Who has sticky urine?

mdklatt
7/19/2006, 10:50 PM
Who has sticky urine?

Diabetics?

GottaHavePride
7/19/2006, 11:45 PM
Kidney infection?

IronSooner
7/20/2006, 12:04 AM
Then it isn't urine.

Who has sticky urine?

Once again, do not want to know.