Secretary - perhaps the last story

[slickdawg]

She's just returned frm the cafeteria, which just opened. They have
barbque beef today, she's already got it and is eating it at her desk.

That's not the end of it.

While she's eating, she's calling all her buddies in the offices, and telling
then about how good it is WHILE SHE IS EATING.

"mmph you mmph should mmmm go mmmmph try mmmph the mmmmmph
bbq *swallow* beef, it's really good"

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Thank God BBQ is famous.

[Newbomb Turk]

I'm going to miss these...kind of.

When is your last day there?

[Mjcpr]

I thought we agreed that we could no longer make fun of this person.

[slickdawg]

I'm going to miss these...kind of.

When is your last day there?

Well, it was going to be next Friday, but since the house sold, I've asked HR
to move it back to next Monday or Tuesday.

[Newbomb Turk]

You still have plenty of time for another story.

[colleyvillesooner]

Well, it was going to be next Friday, but since the house sold, I've asked HR
to move it back to next Monday or Tuesday.

Just tell them that's the last day you're coming in, so if they want to make it your "official": last day, that'd be g reat. :D

[NormanPride]

I thouoght we agreed that we could no longer make fun of anyone.

:(

[slickdawg]

I won't be here Thursday or Friday, and she only works Tuesday - Thursday.
So unless something happens in the next few hours, it's unlikely.

[frankensooner]

And heck, with any luck, there will be someone just a interesting at your new job.

[Scott D]

when is your dumb *** going to take a 'goodbye picture' to remember her by..and by remember her by I mean post on the board as the frickin comparison to those other pictures you left us with.

[slickdawg]

when is your dumb *** going to take a 'goodbye picture' to remember her by..and by remember her by I mean post on the board as the frickin comparison to those other pictures you left us with.

Do we really want to open that can of worms again?


:texan:

[Scott D]

Do we really want to open that can of worms again?


:texan:

no we generally agreed that the honorable thing would be to post a 'now' picture in relation to the mass of 'then' pictures you posted. :)

[slickdawg]

I'll see what I can do.

[Petro-Sooner]

I thought we agreed that we could no longer make fun of this person.

I thought since she was famous it was ok it make fun of her. :confused:

[Mjcpr]

I thought since she was famous it was ok it make fun of her. :confused:
Is she famous because of us or was she famous before?

It's the giant chicken or the ostrich egg argument all over again.

[colleyvillesooner]

I'll see what I can do.

Wow, Scott, that was easy. :D

[Sooner in Tampa]

I'll see what I can do.:pop:

[slickdawg]

That's a loaded answer. I don't have a camera on me today,
and if Monday ends up being my last day, then that's it, no picture.

[White House Boy]

She's just returned frm the cafeteria, which just opened. They have
barbque beef today, she's already got it and is eating it at her desk.

That's not the end of it.

While she's eating, she's calling all her buddies in the offices, and telling
then about how good it is WHILE SHE IS EATING.

"mmph you mmph should mmmm go mmmmph try mmmph the mmmmmph
bbq *swallow* beef, it's really good"

This thread is totally worthless without pictures.

[Okla-homey]

She's just returned frm the cafeteria, which just opened. They have
barbque beef today, she's already got it and is eating it at her desk.

That's not the end of it.

While she's eating, she's calling all her buddies in the offices, and telling
then about how good it is WHILE SHE IS EATING.

"mmph you mmph should mmmm go mmmmph try mmmph the mmmmmph
bbq *swallow* beef, it's really good"

You should build her a cake or something.

[imjebus]

This thread would be worthless with pictures also....

[Scott D]

That's a loaded answer. I don't have a camera on me today,
and if Monday ends up being my last day, then that's it, no picture.

you wasted your lunch break didn't you beyonce. :mad:

[slickdawg]

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7751/secretarybd2.jpg

Hope that helps.

[slickdawg]

you wasted your lunch break didn't you beyonce. :mad:

I work at an operational NAVY facility, no cameras are allowed in the building,
without exception. No cell phones, pagers, recording devices, nothing.

[White House Boy]

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7751/secretarybd2.jpg

Hope that helps.

You got mad etch-a-sketch skilz.

[Petro-Sooner]

ROTFLMAO :D

[proud gonzo]

lol

[pb4ou]

heh

[Scott D]

I work at an operational NAVY facility, no cameras are allowed in the building,
without exception. No cell phones, pagers, recording devices, nothing.

leave camera in car.....go outside when secretary goes to leave...get picture of secretary...sheesh, how much of this tomfoolery do I have to write out for you? :P

[colleyvillesooner]

leave camera in car.....go outside when secretary goes to leave...get picture of secretary...sheesh, how much of this tomfoolery do I have to write out for you? :P

You should prolly just fly there and do it for him. For the board and stuff.

[slickdawg]

leave camera in car.....go outside when secretary goes to leave...get picture of secretary...sheesh, how much of this tomfoolery do I have to write out for you? :P

Like I said, I don't have a camera on me today - I left it at home after
I took the "I will wrestle your mother in law for some gas" dude's picture.

[Scott D]

Like I said, I don't have a camera on me today - I left it at home after
I took the "I will wrestle your mother in law for some gas" dude's picture.

that's it, I'm calling your new employers and telling them who the brains of this operation are.

[crawfish]

that's it, I'm calling your new employers and telling them who the brains of this operation are.

Dude, there's about 1000 McDonald's in Dallas. You'll never find it.

[slickdawg]

Dude, there's about 1000 McDonald's in Dallas. You'll never find it.

Bingo. You'll have to search 1000 McDonald's to find me. And on the
right shift. :D