collection plate

[jk the sooner fan]

for 1TC

he's only got a brazillion threads on trying to save money, so its obvious the poor boy is.......well, poor

i'll pitch in a half used jar of peanut butter

anybody else?

[Ike]

I think I can spare a chicken breast that was partially eaten by my dog.

[Hatfield]

i have some stale tater chips he can have

[olevetonahill]

i have some stale tater chips he can have
I have a beer i left on my deck in the heat he can have
Then he can have a party with the chips and stuf

[mrowl]

I can go get some packs of salsa from Taco Bell for the chips.

[slickdawg]

I found a few cans of Campell's soup that expired over one year ago
in the cabinet I was cleaning out last weekend.

[crawfish]

He can have the spare change in my car.

[Mjcpr]

He can have the spare change in my car.

Not so fast....is that your upstairs air conditioner making that noise?

[BajaOklahoma]

I think he needs to go get that dog from olevet. He can spend time training the dog instead of starting threads.
He's obviously got the time and they won't miss him at work.
We can pay for the gas to get him there and back.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I think Howzit should donate his elf hat.

[1stTimeCaller]

I think he needs to go get that dog from olevet. He can spend time training the dog instead of starting threads.
He's obviously got the time and they won't miss him at work.
We can pay for the gas to get him there and back.

whaaa? I just overnighted a contract to the elevator dummies. I've been relatively busy all morning.

[1stTimeCaller]

Thanks to everyone that has pledged a donation for this worthy cause.

[olevetonahill]

I think he needs to go get that dog from olevet. He can spend time training the dog instead of starting threads.
He's obviously got the time and they won't miss him at work.
We can pay for the gas to get him there and back.
I like that idea :)
Hell Ill even meet him part way like i did Mongo

[jk the sooner fan]

dont give him that dog, he might eat it

[yermom]

whaaa? I just overnighted a contract to the elevator dummies. I've been relatively busy all morning.

we can tell ;)

[BajaOklahoma]

whaaa? I just overnighted a contract to the elevator dummies. I've been relatively busy all morning.


Pffft! It took you five minutes to stuff it in the envelope and call Airbourne.
Look at all of the threads - not too busy.

I, OTOH, am hurrying to post before the power goes out again. :mad: Two hours with no electricity sucks. But the old having-a-back-up-plan-makes-the-electricity-come-back-on plan finally worked.

Go get the dog.

And vet, how is your dog?

[Scott D]

Lemme go find a sweat stained white shirt, I'll donate that to replace his sweat stained white shirt ;)

[toast]

We are going to have a garage sale soon, he can come by and pick through anything that doesn't sell.

[Tear Down This Wall]

I'll give $25.00US to anyone who can find me a Riddell Pocket Pro for the Air Force Academy.

[slickdawg]

I'll give $25.00US to anyone who can find me a RONCO Mr. Microphone.


Really?

[Tear Down This Wall]

Or, a RONCO Mr. Microphone that I can trade for the Riddle Procket Pro Air Force Academy helmet.

[Mjcpr]

Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!

[Sooner_Bob]

I've got some bunny poop he can have for fertilizer . . . or as substitutes for M&Ms.

[Melo]

I'd give him something cool, but I am fairly sure whatever it is that I would decide to give him would be misplaced somwhere. So... sorry, dude. Enjoy your tater chips and hot beer.

[slickdawg]

I can ask the secretary to capture a fart in a jar for him, and when he feels
really bad and down in himself, he can open it and sniff it.

[sooner n houston]

I can give him a couple of pairs of Oakey sunglasses! The ones the pup chewed up! :D

[OUinFLA]

Is bread with mold on it salvageable?
Oh, well, it doesnt matter to me, I'm donating to the cause.
1tc can decide if he is hungry enough to scrape and eat it.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Take your pick of anything off my desk....it is a MESS!!

I have an extra tape dispenser? Everyone needs one of those.

[mdklatt]

Take your pick of anything off my desk....it is a MESS!!

I have an extra tape dispenser? Everyone needs one of those.


I thought Chickley1 had their accounts deleted?


:pop:

[ChickSoonerFan]

I thought Chickley1 had their accounts deleted?


:pop:

Why would we do that? That makes no sense...no sense at all.

[mdklatt]

That makes no sense...no sense at all.

:pop:

[olevetonahill]

Bumping this so Big d can offer a donation :D

[LoyalFan]

I'll boost his nutritional level with some pease porridge in the pot, nine days old.

Might even toss in one potato...mebbe two potato....three potato...FOUR!

LF
Benefactor at large

[bigdsooner]

i gotta halfa can of copenhagen i'll donate along with 1 cold beer