So, I'm looking to up grade my diggs...

[LilSooner]

and I stumble across this little beauty in the city.

I would like to post an apology if this is anyone's house. I will more than happy to come and redecorate if for you.



Somewhat normal house, a little outdated, but it has a GORGEOUS POOL. Or so says the little teaser at the top of the page. So, cool lets just check it out.
http://openhouseok.com/ok/oklahoma%20city/10012%20Allen%20Dr%20(Gorgeous%20Swimming%20Pool!)/frontview/DSC_0038.JPG

Holy crap look its whitewater flooring crap! But the pool has slide WHEEE!
http://openhouseok.com/ok/oklahoma%20city/10012%20Allen%20Dr%20(Gorgeous%20Swimming%20Pool!)/backyard/DSC_0084.JPG

Eh, kindof weird kitchen, but whatever it can be gutted right?
http://openhouseok.com/ok/oklahoma%20city/10012%20Allen%20Dr%20(Gorgeous%20Swimming%20Pool!)/kitchen/DSC_0054.JPG

Holy Mother of GOD! Is that a mirror wall that I see in the kitchen?!?
http://openhouseok.com/ok/oklahoma%20city/10012%20Allen%20Dr%20(Gorgeous%20Swimming%20Pool!)/breakfast/DSC_0052.JPG

The chuncks are slowly starting to rise.
http://openhouseok.com/ok/oklahoma%20city/10012%20Allen%20Dr%20(Gorgeous%20Swimming%20Pool!)/livingroom1/DSC_0048.JPG

GOO!
http://openhouseok.com/ok/oklahoma%20city/10012%20Allen%20Dr%20(Gorgeous%20Swimming%20Pool!)/bedroommaster/DSC_0005.JPG


Seriously, how could you show a house like this. Don't these people watch HGTV, and why wouldn't their realtor say paint this ****?

[Taxman71]

Not to mention their garage door likes one of the original Space Invaders.

[Mjcpr]

That looks like a sweet boudois for you and Rhion. He could hang some of his posters in betwen those sleeping bags on the wall.

[LilSooner]

And the price was REDUCED. Huh, I wonder why.

[CatHunter]

Hey Lil, was it not you that had the cool trailer on land? I would stick with that. Neighbors suck.

[Viking Kitten]

Nuthin' says romance like that whole Victorian Brothel look.

[oumartin]

i watch hgtv and wouldnt do 20 percent of the crap they do.
that house only needs minor stuff on the inside..

[Viking Kitten]

Nice fluorescent lighting in the kitchen too. Gives your skin an attractive yellow-greenish hue.

[oumartin]

I take it you wouldn't appreciate my nice Crimson light in my front yard VK?

[LilSooner]

Hey Lil, was it not you that had the cool trailer on land? I would stick with that. Neighbors suck.


Yeah, but I'm not ready to build out here yet. I really like this, I mean it's really nice and all, but I want a real house actually close to things. I kindof feel like I'm stuck out here all by myself.

One day hopefully we will build out here and it will be awesome cause I will have 18 acres all told, but I want to live in town.


That and I'm tired of being trailer trash, and freaking scared of every freaking storm. :D

[CatHunter]

Yeah, but I'm not ready to build out here yet. I really like this, I mean it's really nice and all, but I want a real house actually close to things. I kindof feel like I'm stuck out here all by myself.

One day hopefully we will build out here and it will be awesome cause I will have 18 acres all told, but I want to live in town.


That and I'm tired of being trailer trash, and freaking scared of every freaking storm. :D


Heh. Well, keep that land! You could rent out the trailer I bet.

[Taxman71]

http://openhouseok.com/ok/oklahoma%20city/10012%20Allen%20Dr%20%28Gorgeous%20Swimming%20Pool %21%29/backyard/DSC_0084.JPG




They must be graduates of Boise State.

[Jimminy Crimson]

that house only needs minor stuff on the inside..

and a few plants in green plastic pots outside ;)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I think a Mary Kay lady owns that. Came with a pink cadillac

[SoonerInKCMO]

Do this one http://openhouseok.com/wc.wwt?ohok~showhome~&city=oklahoma+city&address=825+SW+Grand+Blvd&st=ok instead - it has a garage apartment to stick Rhino in when you're mad at him.

[KC//CRIMSON]

I bet whoever owns that house is also into "swinging."

[LilSooner]

Do this one http://openhouseok.com/wc.wwt?ohok~showhome~&city=oklahoma+city&address=825+SW+Grand+Blvd&st=ok instead - it has a garage apartment to stick Rhino in when you're mad at him.


That house is on Grand, no freaking way. I like to live and I don't want to be anywhere around a bunch of dirty hookers.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Hey - whaddya want for $50/sq. ft?

[SOONER44EVER]

i watch hgtv and wouldnt do 20 percent of the crap they do.
that house only needs minor stuff on the inside..
Most of the hgtv shows suck.

[oumartin]

JC, you know those pots are still there and guess what.. the flowers are almost dead.. shes worthless :D

[Okla-homey]

That joint was high stylin' back in 1978. Just saying. Buy it and tell folks you're in to "retro-swank."

[LilSooner]

I'm sorry did you say "retro skank"?




Cause that's what I thought you said.:P

[royalfan5]

Am I the only one who would buy this house as is, except for maybe adding another mirror wall or two?

[LilSooner]

I was really shocked that they didn't have a mirror on the ceiling of the bedroom.

[soonerboomer93]

I was really sad that they didn't have a mirror on the ceiling of the bedroom.


fixed it ;)

[PhilTLL]

I would buy this house as-is in a heartbeat and keep it that way. If I were Ron Burgundy. :)

[Vaevictis]

'tain't nothin'.

One of my friend's parents house, now THAT is something. When I first walked in, my reaction was that it looked like what I imagined ol' Tut's tomb looked like when they first found it, and I literally said aloud, "So this is where old Jews go to die." I **** you not.

Every surface in the house was covered a nude-something. Nude paintings. Nude stained glass windows. There was even an old wooden cuckoo clock... the top of it was shaped like a topless woman, and on the hour, the tits would open and a pair of naked checks would come out and dance.

The only exception to the nude-rule was the bathroom, which was worse. Every surface, and I do mean EVERY SINGLE SURFACE, was covered in mirrors, or was made out of perfectly polished reflective metal. EVEN THE FRICKING TOILET.

Worst part is that these demented old codgers thought they were more suitable for raising one of their grandkids than their own kid, and used their greater financial position to take the kid away. The kid (an adult now) lives with her hooker mother and her mother's pimp. Yeah, that worked out well. How do you think your own kid got that f*cked up in the first place?

[TheHumanAlphabet]

PINK?

[TheHumanAlphabet]

'tain't nothin'.

One of my friend's parents house, now THAT is something. When I first walked in, my reaction was that it looked like what I imagined ol' Tut's tomb looked like when they first found it, and I literally said aloud, "So this is where old Jews go to die." I **** you not.

Every surface in the house was covered a nude-something. Nude paintings. Nude stained glass windows. There was even an old wooden cuckoo clock... the top of it was shaped like a topless woman, and on the hour, the tits would open and a pair of naked checks would come out and dance.

The only exception to the nude-rule was the bathroom, which was worse. Every surface, and I do mean EVERY SINGLE SURFACE, was covered in mirrors, or was made out of perfectly polished reflective metal. EVEN THE FRICKING TOILET.

Worst part is that these demented old codgers thought they were more suitable for raising one of their grandkids than their own kid, and used their greater financial position to take the kid away. The kid (an adult now) lives with her hooker mother and her mother's pimp. Yeah, that worked out well. How do you think your own kid got that f*cked up in the first place?

This sounds like an interesting story!!!