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CatHunter
7/18/2006, 11:17 AM
This morning I left a little toot in my car, and shut the door real quick. It will be interesting to see if it still smells in there this evening. I'll let you all know.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/18/2006, 11:24 AM
My brother used to poot in coffee cans, put the lid on real quick and then tell me to open them.
Newbomb Turk
7/18/2006, 11:25 AM
you should have just tooted in a casserole dish and brought it to work.
CatHunter
7/18/2006, 11:36 AM
My brother used to poot in coffee cans, put the lid on real quick and then tell me to open them.


The fresssh part of waking up.....
IronSooner
7/18/2006, 11:39 AM
You did wait long enough for it to make its way out of your pants and into the open air of your car, right? One can't be too hasty with these things.
OU4LIFE
7/18/2006, 11:40 AM
This morning I left a little toot in my car, and shut the door real quick. It will be interesting to see if it still smells in there this evening. I'll let you all know.


Karen?
CatHunter
7/18/2006, 11:44 AM
You did wait long enough for it to make its way out of your pants and into the open air of your car, right? One can't be too hasty with these things.


Ya. Before I got out, I sat in my seat and thrust my pelvis up and down. At the same time, I had ahold of the back of my pants and I was tugging back and forth. I did that until I saw the lady that parked next to me was still in her car. She had a very starnge look on her face for some reason.
IronSooner
7/18/2006, 11:51 AM
You should've explained that it was for your kid's science fair project. Or failing that, said it was car yoga.
CatHunter
7/18/2006, 11:53 AM
Or that I had a bee in my pants.
Beef
7/18/2006, 12:13 PM
I seem to have a bee in my pants more often than I probably should.
CatHunter
7/18/2006, 12:32 PM
I seem to have a bee in my pants more often than I probably should.


Heh. You're hung like a bee!!!!!!1111!!!!
skycat
7/18/2006, 01:29 PM
He calls it "The Stinger".

That's what I heard, anyway.
49r
7/20/2006, 05:20 PM
SO??????


We're waiting!!!!


*tapping foot* :mad: :mad: :mad:
CatHunter
7/21/2006, 07:03 AM
SO??????


We're waiting!!!!


*tapping foot* :mad: :mad: :mad:
Sorry! Well, it got pretty :hot: in there. I jumped in the car and shut the door real quick. It kind of smelled like fresh baked bread. That could of been the Subway sandwich I left in there all day too, but I would like to think it was my poot.
12
7/21/2006, 07:05 AM
Yeah, your own never stink.
Mjcpr
7/21/2006, 07:32 AM
Yeah, your own never stink.

Everyone likes their own brand!
CatHunter
7/21/2006, 07:48 AM
I should of invited a co-worker to test it out first. Then there would be an un-biased test.
IronSooner
7/21/2006, 08:25 AM
I'd suggest more trials and impartial evaluators.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/21/2006, 10:54 AM
I'd suggest more trials and impartial evaluators.Last time you blamed it on the Mexican sewage system. Now the real story is heard!
49r
7/21/2006, 02:10 PM
...It kind of smelled like fresh baked bread...

Yeah, I've heard that about you...
OUDoc
7/21/2006, 02:56 PM
It kind of smelled like fresh baked bread.
Yeast infection?
Mjcpr
7/21/2006, 02:58 PM
Yeast infection?

I'd like a marble rye please.
dolemitesooner
7/21/2006, 02:59 PM
who in the **** is this cathunter guy...Your gay cat hunter
OUDoc
7/21/2006, 03:00 PM
who in the **** is this cathunter guy...Your gay cat hunter
Closer than you might think...
dolemitesooner
7/21/2006, 03:03 PM
Closer than you might think...
/ WTF
Pricetag
7/21/2006, 03:08 PM
My dad is the biggest fart game player you'll ever meet, and he actually embarrassed himself with a fart he left in a car without considering the consequences. Him and my step mom (who is one of those people who just don't understand the fart game) got in the car later, and he said it "smelled like the tires were on fire" in there.
apusooner
7/21/2006, 03:11 PM
the best is when you are in the car with a few people, you let one go, wait a tick and then ask, "does anyone smell fresh bread? I think we just passed a bakery or something." Nobody can resist the possibility of smelling fresh bread. Try not to laugh as they all inhale, though I think it may be impossible.
Pricetag
7/21/2006, 03:17 PM
the best is when you are in the car with a few people, you let one go, wait a tick and then ask, "does anyone smell fresh bread? I think we just passed a bakery or something." Nobody can resist the possibility of smelling fresh bread. Try not to laugh as they all inhale, though I think it may be impossible.
The worst thing is when you let one go, and it smells horrible, and you wait and you wait for the reaction from the others, and it just never comes.
apusooner
7/21/2006, 03:35 PM
The worst thing is when you let one go, and it smells horrible, and you wait and you wait for the reaction from the others, and it just never comes.

that's why you ask if you passed a bakery.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/21/2006, 03:37 PM
My Dad came in from the garage one day with this really weird look on his face and went straight to the bathroom. Quick-like.

I later learned that he sharted and had to take a shower.

Me and my brother LOVED telling that story to the family. And strangers.
yermom
7/22/2006, 09:30 AM
the best is when you are in the car with a few people, you let one go, wait a tick and then ask, "does anyone smell fresh bread? I think we just passed a bakery or something." Nobody can resist the possibility of smelling fresh bread. Try not to laugh as they all inhale, though I think it may be impossible.

this move will probably be used today :)
GDC
7/22/2006, 08:26 PM
If you really hate somebody get some putriscine and scatole and a syringe. Inject some through the rubber lining around their car window on a hot day.