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tbl
7/18/2006, 10:56 AM
Why does coffee force me to grip both sides of the toilet seat? I don't drink it that often, but when I do, watch out... It also makes me go a little tweeked in the head, ESPECIALLY Starbucks. I drink that stuff and I feel like going to a rave with my glowsticks and laser pointer. Of course most raves didn't have bathrooms, so I would probably be in trouble.
CatHunter
7/18/2006, 11:02 AM
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!111!!!!
Fugue
7/18/2006, 11:03 AM
where's coffeevillesooner when you need him.

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CatHunter
7/18/2006, 11:05 AM
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mdklatt
7/18/2006, 11:10 AM
Why does coffee force me to grip both sides of the toilet seat? I don't drink it that often, but when I do, watch out... It also makes me go a little tweeked in the head, ESPECIALLY Starbucks. I drink that stuff and I feel like going to a rave with my glowsticks and laser pointer. Of course most raves didn't have bathrooms, so I would probably be in trouble.

It sounds like you should drink it never.
CatHunter
7/18/2006, 11:12 AM
This JUST GOT GOOD!
SoonerInKCMO
7/18/2006, 11:13 AM
The people at Starbucks are all hippy liberals. They put high-powered laxatives in the coffee that only affect conservatives.
tbl
7/18/2006, 11:14 AM
Ha! Well it's working. I've been trying to get to 1,000 before I head upstairs and blow the bottom out. I don't think I can hold off any longer....
mdklatt
7/18/2006, 11:15 AM
The people at Starbucks are all hippy liberals. They put high-powered laxatives in the coffee that only affect conservatives.

A lot of conservatives could use a good laxative.


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CatHunter
7/18/2006, 11:16 AM
Great, now I have to go.
OKC Sooner
7/18/2006, 11:22 AM
Try switching over to double espresso's for a week... when you go back to regular coffee, it'll be like you're drinking water.
CatHunter
7/18/2006, 11:36 AM
OK. I'm back.
tbl
7/18/2006, 11:50 AM
I'm starting to crash now.... Now time for the caffeine blues.
49r
7/18/2006, 12:25 PM
Someone gets baned on Monday.

A rarely seen poster on the board posts a flourish on Tuesday.


:)