No H

[jk the sooner fan]

its official, i hate my name

i cant tell somebody my last name without having to spell it, so i just automatically go into the spelling of it.....

and my first name - jon....NO H.......i dont know how many times i've had to correct the people that work for me......today i get an invite to a baby christening (i thought they did that to boats?) from one of the adjusters that works for me.......aside from the fact that the invite is in spanish......the envelope is addressed to "John and Fam"

gah.....

[Beef]

jon NO H....interesting name. Native American?

[colleyvillesooner]

SAMIR:Well, why don't just go by Mike, instead of Michael?

MICHAEL: WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS.

[birddog]

if you like the letter h so much, just change your name to "aitch". you'll get more women. think about it, Aitch Josephson. it's not bad.

[jk the sooner fan]

one year in the army, i had to take a proficiency test for my MOS.....one of those bubble sheets, i take the answer form up to the test proctor and he says "umm sergeant, you misspelled your name"

no ****? well thanks for pointing that out to me........idiot

[colleyvillesooner]

I blame your mom.

and yermom.

[jk the sooner fan]

my mom didnt name me, my dad did

so blame him.......and blame him for raising me with my middle name......my entire family calls me by my middle name.....only when i joined the army did i start going by my first name

there have actually been times when i've had to stop and think what name to introduce myself by

its why i started using "jk"

[crawfish]

my mom didnt name me, my dad did

so blame him.......and blame him for raising me with my middle name......my entire family calls me by my middle name.....only when i joined the army did i start going by my first name

there have actually been times when i've had to stop and think what name to introduce myself by

its why i started using "jk"

At least he didn't name you "Sue"...

[Sooner in Tampa]

Your dad did you a favor...if he had named you John...well you would just be another household item.












I have to use the john. ;)

[BajaOklahoma]

Time for guess the middle name of the No H guy!
No fair if you already know it.

[jk the sooner fan]

spek to whoever guesses it correctly first

and before you say anything, yes i know how generous a gift spek is...but i'm generous like that, its ok

[SoonerInKCMO]

Kimberly?

[SoonerInKCMO]

Keanu?

[birddog]

kevin

[SoonerInKCMO]

Kumar?

[jk the sooner fan]

Kumar?


winner!!!!!!!!!

[BajaOklahoma]

Kujo sounds better with No H.

[Sooner in Tampa]

Kegal?

[colleyvillesooner]

Kevin?

[Sooner in Tampa]

:pop:

[jk the sooner fan]

kelvin

[birddog]

it's kenneth.

[Sooner in Tampa]

kelvinafter Sampson :eek:

[Oldnslo]

Krap!

Hey, No H. I'm B as in Boy.

[crawfish]

Excuse me...I gotta go use the jon.

[jk the sooner fan]

Kramer

did i win?

[BajaOklahoma]

Keith

[GrapevineSooner]

Kappy

[Mjcpr]

Korky?

[BajaOklahoma]

Kabbalah

Oooops, make that Kabbala. No H, you know.

[BajaOklahoma]

Kraig

[GrapevineSooner]

Kasper

[Hatfield]

Klippspringer?

[BajaOklahoma]

Kelly, for the Irish side of the family.

[Widescreen]

I hate it when people add the "H" to my name too. Because nobody with my name spells it with an H.

[RacerX]

I thought maybe people were trying to change your last name into a sea-faring song.

[birddog]

kaibash

[picasso]

http://1029i.com/images/images/jon-bon-jovi-before.jpg

[Widescreen]

http://1029i.com/images/images/jon-bon-jovi-before.jpg
That's either the kid that played "James at 15" or Bon Jovi. Not sure which.

[jk the sooner fan]

I hate it when people add the "H" to my name too. Because nobody with my name spells it with an H.

ITS SILENT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, TOTALLY UNNECESSARY.....

i'm trying to save you a keystroke, or ink in your pen.....

whoever guessed kevin might be right

or maybe not

Kosmo

[birddog]

kitsmiller

[Sooner in Tampa]

http://1029i.com/images/images/jon-bon-jovi-before.jpg

http://www.smempire.org/Staff/mop/ghey.jpg

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

Khunt? :D

[birddog]

i was expecting krusty.

[BajaOklahoma]

I don't think Kevin has the approval of the SO. So go ahead and get your name changed - add the H and pick another middle name.

[jk the sooner fan]

you mean Kehvin?

thats just stupid

[BajaOklahoma]

Become John, the average guy who doesn't have to spell his name and pick another middle name. There have been several nice suggestions offered.....
Krusty might be my favorite, No H.

[jk the sooner fan]

no can do on the john

NO H is my mantra......

[proud gonzo]

My boyfriend and his twin brother have problems telling people their names because technically their first names are "X" and "Z". No joke.

Discussing names, Iggy's twin said "you're probably wondering...why Jason [their older brother] doesn't have a weird letter in front of his very normal name. He is older and was born before my dad had the bright idea to put letters in front of normal names. As you can imagine, I envy the fact that he doesn't have to explain his name 20 times a day because everybody knows the name Jason and doesn't find it odd at all."

[proud gonzo]

no can do on the john

NO H is my mantra......

FIBER. ywia

[Mjcpr]

So Iggy is from a family of tree-humpers....got it.

[tbl]

I've known a couple of Ricks with no k. I then decided Ric was gay.

Klive. No, Kipton.

[NormanPride]

My boyfriend and his twin brother have problems telling people their names because technically their first names are "X" and "Z". No joke.

Discussing names, Iggy's twin said "you're probably wondering...why Jason [their older brother] doesn't have a weird letter in front of his very normal name. He is older and was born before my dad had the bright idea to put letters in front of normal names. As you can imagine, I envy the fact that he doesn't have to explain his name 20 times a day because everybody knows the name Jason and doesn't find it odd at all."

So his dad had a stroke after his first kid or something? Mid-life crisis maybe? Just got really into fantasy novels?

[proud gonzo]

no, his dad's just crazy.

[Scott D]

My boyfriend and his twin brother have problems telling people their names because technically their first names are "X" and "Z". No joke.

Discussing names, Iggy's twin said "you're probably wondering...why Jason [their older brother] doesn't have a weird letter in front of his very normal name. He is older and was born before my dad had the bright idea to put letters in front of normal names. As you can imagine, I envy the fact that he doesn't have to explain his name 20 times a day because everybody knows the name Jason and doesn't find it odd at all."

they do know that they can at any time legally get rid of the extra useless letter since they are over 18, right? :)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Kent?

[1stTimeCaller]

hot Karl?

[Sooner in Tampa]

hot Karl?:eek:

that can't work...jk is sans H

[Widescreen]

no can do on the john

NO H is my mantra......
I spekked you recently and included the H. Please forgive me. ;)

[jk the sooner fan]

I spekked you recently and included the H. Please forgive me. ;)

no problem Whidescreen

[BajaOklahoma]

Kipper, without the S.

[SoonerInKCMO]

My boyfriend and his twin brother have problems telling people their names because technically their first names are "X" and "Z". No joke.

Is Iggy X or Z?

I hope Z.

http://www.courier-journal.com/features/comics/ziggy.gif

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Kancho?

Oh and my name has an "E" in it, thankyouverymuch.

[SicEmBaylor]

Kooter

[jk the sooner fan]

yer all bhastards...........

[1stTimeCaller]

it's not Karl?

[Melo]

Other person: Last name?
Melo: Let me spell it for you...
(spells last name)
Other person, hesitating slightly: Uh.... How would you pronounce that? Is that french?
Melo, sighing: Yea, its french canadian, and it is pronounced "_______".
Other person, still looking confused: Oh! That sounds so easy, despite there being 9 letters and 5 vowels. I bet you have to explain it ALL the time, huh?
Melo: Yep.

Its a curse. No one can pronounce the name unless youre from Canada or Louisiana. And it gets mispelled ALL the time. With Q's, V's, etc. I wont even go into how people actually pronounce it. Its such a bad butchering.

[Mjcpr]

Is it Queeveaux?

[jk the sooner fan]

yeah i sorta go thru that:

me: santee
them: spell that please?
me: s - a- n-t-e-e
them: oh, just like it sounds....

umm sure

[Mjcpr]

If I were you I'd just say "Santee, like the rich people's lounge at Owen Field".

[Melo]

Is it Queeveaux?

No.

[jk the sooner fan]

If I were you I'd just say "Santee, like the rich people's lounge at Owen Field".

i tried that when i called the ticket office once, hoping the girl on the other line would realize how damn important i was......and just give me a free ticket

bitch.....

[Mjcpr]

No.

Vaqereaux

[1stTimeCaller]

Ja- Kwon Santee

[Mjcpr]

i tried that when i called the ticket office once, hoping the girl on the other line would realize how damn important i was......and just give me a free ticket

bitch.....

God, I don't envy the life of you millionaires one bit.

[jk the sooner fan]

God, I don't envy the life of you millionaires one bit.

yep, living in dallas is tough, but somebody has to do it...

[Melo]

Vaqereaux

No.

[SicEmBaylor]

Don't worry, she'll be changing her last to mine pretty soon and mine is damned easy.

[Mjcpr]

Don't worry, she'll be changing her last to mien pretty soon and mine is damned easy.

Is that German?

[Fugue]

Don't worry, she'll be changing her last to mien pretty soon and mine is damned easy.

Melo and Ben Dover

[Melo]

Don't worry, she'll be changing her last to mien pretty soon and mine is damned easy.

Honestly I am not too fond one syllable names. Doesnt flow very well. :cool:

[SicEmBaylor]

Is that German?
I believe it's typonese.

[SicEmBaylor]

Honestly I am not too fond one syllable names. Doesnt flow very well. :cool:
Geezus woman, lower your standards just a bit!
:pop:

[jk the sooner fan]

can you take that crap to another thread?

this is the NO H thread

[CatHunter]

can you take that crap to another thread?

this is the NO H thread

UH OH ANOTHER DALLAS MELTDOWN!!!!!111
:pop:

[NormanPride]

We have too many couples on here. At least my better half sticks to the fark board, like VK's better half most of the time.

[Melo]

can you take that crap to another thread?

this is the NO H thread

No.

I'm on a roll with 'no's' today.


Geezus woman, lower your standards just a bit!

Gee, if I did that, I could be dating any other loser out there. At least if I have high standards, I wont be dealing with any idiots. NO ONE SYLLABLE NAMES! Unless you have an extra $20. Then I'll think about it. ;)

[HoserSooner]

I feel your pain.

I have the same "No H" problem, but get the double whammy of being given two first names. My legal name is Jondavid. No H, no space between the two names, and the d isn't capitalized.

You have no idea how many people bugger it up. I started using J.D. in grade 4, but then some chucklehead spelled it Jay Dee. :mad:

[Mjcpr]

Pipe down, Jade.

[Widescreen]

I feel your pain.

My legal name is Jonbenet. No H, no space between the two names, and the b isn't capitalized.

Sorry about your mom...

[C&CDean]

Only chicks hate their names. I'm just sayin'......

And "Dean" ain't my real name either.

[jk the sooner fan]

dont make me go stanley on you dean...i dont "hate it", i just get tired of spelling it for nimwits

[C&CDean]

dont make me go stanley on you dean...i dont "hate it", i just get tired of spelling it for nimwits

No offense to your dad, but he pretty much is the nimwit I'm thinking. Why would somebody mispell their own kid's name? Must not have liked you too much.

[SicEmBaylor]

I freaking love my name.

[NormanPride]

I freaking love my name.

Man, you're trying so hard it's just sad. :(

[SicEmBaylor]

Man, you're trying so hard it's just sad. :(
Trying hard at what? :confused:

[1stTimeCaller]

you'll love your new name; Inmate #5420974

[BajaOklahoma]

Wait, No H! I've got it. You said you go by your middle name in the family?

Santee, Klaus



:D :eek: :D

[Ike]

I just saw this thread...but it reminded me...


I once had a teacher in HS, who after learning that I went by Ike, asked me how to spell Ike.


this was an english teacher.

[Sooner_Bob]

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/574/574548/triple-h-interview-20041220031935773-000.jpg

How about the Triple H thread . . .

[12]

I am plagued by this problem. I wish I had a dollar for every time I said, "There is no Z, V or W in my name."

Wait, there is.

I'll be here, last in line.

[jk the sooner fan]

No offense to your dad, but he pretty much is the nimwit I'm thinking. Why would somebody mispell their own kid's name? Must not have liked you too much.

he still doesnt :(

wahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[pb4ou]

Kit

[12]

Kim

[proud gonzo]

they do know that they can at any time legally get rid of the extra useless letter since they are over 18, right? :)

yeah, but then it'd be even more strange since their dad (and only their dad) calls them X and Z.

Is Iggy X or Z?

I hope Z.



no. He's X. But his name isn't actually "Iggy" either. That comes from his last name.

[Scott D]

yeah, but then it'd be even more strange since their dad (and only their dad) calls them X and Z.


no. He's X. But his name isn't actually "Iggy" either. That comes from his last name.

well I guess they could always wait until he croaks then nobody will call them X or Z :D

[Mjcpr]

yeah, but then it'd be even more strange since their dad (and only their dad) calls them X and Z.


no. He's X. But his name isn't actually "Iggy" either. That comes from his last name.

Is his name James Ignatowski?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Is Y the triplet that didn't make it?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

can you take that crap to another thread?

this is the NO H threadSorry, didn't know I wasn't welcome. . .

[jk the sooner fan]

Sorry, didn't know I wasn't welcome. . .

i wasnt even talking to you

[SicEmBaylor]

i wasnt even talking to you

He was talking to me, I think. :P

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

i wasnt even talking to youWell you said "this is the no H thread" and my name starts with an H.

[pb4ou]

Keenan?