Here's some random thoughts I had today

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

I should probably figure out how to pronounce Hezbollah (or however it's spelled).

The best way to cook popcorn is NOT to put about a half a cup of kernels in a platic bowl with a plate on top in the microwave.

I wonder what the best way to dispose of a plastic bowl is. It should probably just be recycled.

If you need to find baby oragel at WalMart, ask a mom with a toddler. They know where it is better than employees do.

WalMart phone answering employees get annoyed if you call and tell them that you made it home with a couple of items in your bag that they didn't charge you for. It's more trouble than it's worth to be honest sometimes.

Courtney Paris really did have an oustanding Freshman year.

[Viking Kitten]

Hez-bowl-LAH

Duh.

Probably.

Infants and Toddlers, on the aisle where they keep all the random crap in little carboard packages. Also in the pharmacy.

Will it seem like so much trouble when you're answering to St. Peter for it?

I'll say. I bet I could take her in Internet Jello wrasslin' though.

[Howzit]

I wonder if they would change their name to Lezbo-lah if we asked real nice - just for the comedic element.

[OU4LIFE]

IN

[Mjcpr]

I wonder if they would change their name to Lezbo-lah if we asked real nice - just for the comedic element.

No. Then they couldn't tell them apart from all the Lebanese.

[12]

Why don't they keep all of the baby stuff either all together or displayed with its matching adult counterpart?

And why the baby Oragel? Do you have a second yungun?

[Hatfield]

WalMart phone answering employees get annoyed if you call and tell them that you made it home with a couple of items in your bag that they didn't charge you for. It's more trouble than it's worth to be honest sometimes.

i really like how when they are bagging your crap up...when they forget to put everything in the sack necessitating a return trip to the store they act like you are the one that forgot to sack it up.

JIHAD

[saucysoonergal]

I hate Wal Mart.

[RacerX]

And why the baby Oragel? Do you have a second yungun?

It's for Beano. He's a baby.

[RacerX]

Don't go into Wal-Mart looking for a sun shade for you car the morning after it was 104 degrees. The same rule applies for deicing windshield wash after the first icy day.

Disney/Pixar did a crap job of producing an adequate number of "Cars".

Leaving a soaker hose on all night isn't nearly as big a deal as leaving a sprinkler on all night.

If you have trouble with your home air conditioner today, you're screwed. So says a guy I work with. Everyone he's called can't make it out today.

[Newbomb Turk]

The best way to cook popcorn is NOT to put about a half a cup of kernels in a platic bowl with a plate on top in the microwave.

My older sister and I once found out that you can't put popcorn kernels in a paper bag and stick the bag in a microwave.

[saucysoonergal]

I know two ladies that did get their A/C units repaired yesterday. :D

[BajaOklahoma]

My older sister and I once found out that you can't put popcorn kernels in a paper bag and stick the bag in a microwave.

You get the paper bag wet first.

[Newbomb Turk]

You get the paper bag wet first.

so then it smolders rather than just go up in flames?

[birddog]

apparently you can make the big time if you just add dot dot dot after each random thought.

[OU4LIFE]

My older sister and I once found out that you can't put popcorn kernels in a paper bag and stick the bag in a microwave.

I call bullshait. Do you not have hands? I mean, if you didn't have any hands then I can see where it would be hard to impossible to put kernels in a paper sack, but if you have hands, a paper sack and kernels, then you CAN do it.

[jk the sooner fan]

Leaving a soaker hose on all night isn't nearly as big a deal as leaving a sprinkler on all night.



wait till you have that REALLY green stripe in your yard ;)

[Partial Qualifier]

Courtney Paris is the Lebron James of wimmen's hoops

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I get my car back from the shop today. I hate being without my car.

HATE IT.

Got the front and rear seals replaced. After almost 200k, she needed some of those seals and gaskets replaced. Had to pull the motor completely out. Dude said the motor was spotless inside. Perfect, even.

Said that after this is done I should be able to go another 200k with her. And if any of you need a good mechanic let me know. He's fair, brand new shop in Moore right off I-35, does great work and guarantees everything he does.

And I will now stop calling my car a 'her' because I'm about to name him Keith Richards. :mack:

[saucysoonergal]

But Keith Richards smokes like a mofo! :D

[Viking Kitten]

I like pudding.

[Howzit]

My brain hurts today. Bad. That's what I get for trying to think.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I have to run tonight. I think I can hit 2.5 miles.

[Howzit]

I have to run tonight. I think I can hit 2.5 miles.

You picked a heck of a time of the year to be upping mileage. :D

Goodonya.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'm thirsty.

[RacerX]

I hope you carry a water bottle.

[Viking Kitten]

How long am I "obligated" to keep Christmas cards?

[BajaOklahoma]

so then it smolders rather than just go up in flames?

It keeps the bag from catching on fire, but the popcorn is the suck. I think we did it once.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

PQ's wearing jeans today and we just got a talking to about dressing casual during the week so I think he may be in trouble.

[Viking Kitten]

Could my hair be any frizzier?

[saucysoonergal]

I have to be at work this afternoon, so I won't be able to do any posting then. :(

[Partial Qualifier]

The first time I heard crabs referred to as "crotch crickets", I laughed really hard.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I can't believe it's almost lunch time.

I need my nap.

[IB4OU2]

My dogs nose still smells like skunk a**.

[OU4LIFE]

I get my car back from the shop today. I hate being without my car.

HATE IT.

Got the front and rear seals replaced. After almost 200k, she needed some of those seals and gaskets replaced. Had to pull the motor completely out. Dude said the motor was spotless inside. Perfect, even.

Said that after this is done I should be able to go another 200k with her. And if any of you need a good mechanic let me know. He's fair, brand new shop in Moore right off I-35, does great work and guarantees everything he does.

And I will now stop calling my car a 'her' because I'm about to name him Keith Richards. :mack:


If he don't try to pimp spinners then i'm not interested.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Worst...random...thought...ever.

:D

[CatHunter]

I wonder what BSG is wearing today.

[RFH Shakes]

What if DOG was really spelled C-A-T.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Wow, that really itches.

[jk the sooner fan]

I like pudding.

i'm more of a jello guy

[Howzit]

Spin by Robert Charles Wilson is pretty good.

[1stTimeCaller]

I think I need to change the filter on the ole weather maker at the house. The TV is awfully dusty.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

When security's all beefed-up at Tinker and they have those really loooong lines to get on base I wonder if those people get in trouble for being late to work...

[Fugue]

When security's all beefed-up at Tinker and they have those really loooong lines to get on base I wonder if those people get in trouble for being late to work...


this must really be bothering you. :D

:pop:

[Howzit]

I wonder why today? Why today to go up to 2.5 miles?

[Mjcpr]

I wonder why today? Why today to go up to 2.5 miles?

I bet there's a fine line between juicy and too juicy.

[KC//CRIMSON]

I should probably figure out how to pronounce Hezbollah (or however it's spelled).

The best way to cook popcorn is NOT to put about a half a cup of kernels in a platic bowl with a plate on top in the microwave.

I wonder what the best way to dispose of a plastic bowl is. It should probably just be recycled.

If you need to find baby oragel at WalMart, ask a mom with a toddler. They know where it is better than employees do.

WalMart phone answering employees get annoyed if you call and tell them that you made it home with a couple of items in your bag that they didn't charge you for. It's more trouble than it's worth to be honest sometimes.

Courtney Paris really did have an oustanding Freshman year.


He-zee-bowla - that's old school Lebanese for "Kingpin."

Orville Redenbacher laughs in your face!

Just throw it in the trash like everyone else, tree hugger.

Forget baby Oragel, just spread Bourbon on his/her gums.

Your lucky your name isn't Norm, you'd be charged double.

True. And just for the record, baby Shaq would stomp a mudhole in baby Jerome.

[49r]

apparently you can make the big time if you just add dot dot dot after each random thought.

Obviously, you haven't made it to the big time yet...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I wanna talk to Howzit about running but we haven't gotten to the point we want to quite yet so we still feel like running n00bs so we're gonna wait a bit longer.

And the last few times I've ran I've been able to go 2 miles with little problem so I'm thinking it's time to kick it up a half mile...I hope I don't die.

And I suddenly have a craving for blueberry muffin batter...

[jk the sooner fan]

JB wants a muffin.....heh

[Howzit]

JB wants a muffin.....heh

You batter buhleeve it.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I wonder what BSG is wearing today.

PQ's wearing jeans if that helps.

:mack:

I just bought some new tanning lotion and it smells really good. I think.

[Mjcpr]

Why do you want to be orange?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I wonder if Pat knows that it's most of the self-tanners that make you orange.

I don't think I'll tell him.

[Mjcpr]

What's tanning lotion then?

I mean, I wonder what tanning lotion is?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

It's lotion...you use...when you're tanning or in the sun.

:les: SALTINE!!!

Wait, I wonder if Pat's just baiting me...trying to make me mad...you'll not get me baned, Pat...you're not near good enough...BRING IT, SUCKA!

[Mjcpr]

I didn't know people still used that stuff.

http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/pureleatherskin-520.jpg

[CatHunter]

Why is JB wearing suntan lotion at work? And I wonder if PQ can smell it. I bet he is nervous she is going to spill it on the keyboard.

[OU4LIFE]

I wonder if Pat knows that it's most of the self-tanners that make you orange.

I don't think I'll tell him.

*chortle*

[OU4LIFE]

I like pudding.


It’s that time

Aw, you know it’s that time.

I’m Le Von.

And I’m Barry, Sagittarius.

And it’s time, it’s time for two-hundred

and forty dollars

worth of puddin’.

[CatHunter]

You'll just get hair in it.

[OU4LIFE]

you see what I got here?

what have you got there?

This is a box of puddin’, Barry

what does it say?

It says “cook, and chill”

Aw yeah.

and baby, that’s what I do every night. I cook, and then I chill.

(bump and grinding) Aw yeah.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I didn't know people still used that stuff.

http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/pureleatherskin-520.jpg


Yeah see - she DIDN'T use lotion properly.

But she may be on to something here. I mean, does she really need to wear clothes? I'm thinking that she's totally waterproof...:mack:

[Mjcpr]

Is that a fanny pack? I can't tell.

[jk the sooner fan]

a life sized wallet......cool

[jk the sooner fan]

i'll bet she's from Corinth.....

[Howzit]

Wonder how the 2.5 miles went?

:D

[Mjcpr]

Wonder how the 2.5 miles went?

:D

Not everybody can run like you, Forrest.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I went....5 more minutes.

:D

[OU4LIFE]

wow, 2.5 in 5 minutes.

awesome.

[Fugue]

I went....5 more minutes.

:D

They don't understand these words. :texan:

[Howzit]

Not everybody can run like you, Forrest.

BSG can.

Good jorb!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I wish.

We'll get here, though.

Got'ny IV bags? :D

[Howzit]

I wish.

We'll get here, though.

Got'ny IV bags? :D

Not with a 10' pole...

[OU4LIFE]

*cues porn music*

[Viking Kitten]

The first Diet Coke of the day tastes like love.

[Howzit]

David Lindley kicks some serious *** on the slide geetar.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Mmmm, love...

I'm wearing a new pair of kicka$$ shoes (yeah, VK - *those* shoes) and a girl in accounting emailed me and said 'I saw you in the hallway and I didn't want to disturb you but your shoes are awesome!'. I like it when that happens.

[Howzit]

Mmmm, love...

I'm wearing a new pair of kicka$$ shoes (yeah, VK - *those* shoes) and a girl in accounting emailed me and said 'I saw you in the hallway and I didn't want to disturb you but your shoes are awesome!'. I like it when that happens.

Knobby Knees had a new pair of shoes on yesterday - bright ruby red pumps that her gay shoe guy recommended. She said he said "one DOES NOT" match these shoes with any other accessory, they are meant to stand on their own. :rolleyes:

[Viking Kitten]

Mmmm, love...

I'm wearing a new pair of kicka$$ shoes (yeah, VK - *those* shoes) and a girl in accounting emailed me and said 'I saw you in the hallway and I didn't want to disturb you but your shoes are awesome!'. I like it when that happens.

Well... she's right. *Those* shoes are awesome.

And every girl should have a gay shoe guy... or a drunk pedicure buddy.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'm glad I've never really been a coffee drinker but I gotta stop drinking this morning Mt Dew I drink every morning. It's gotta be, like, horrible for me.

[Mjcpr]

I'm glad I've never really been a coffee drinker but I gotta stop drinking this morning Mt Dew I drink every morning. It's gotta be, like, horrible for me.

Coffee would be better for you, like, I'm sure.

[Viking Kitten]

*reminds BSG of the mint green tea and stevia conversation*

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Coffee would be better for you, like, I'm sure.

Much.

Beer is better for you than soft drinks too.

I just finished my morning guinness and brushed my teeth with baking soda. Got my birks buckled up and ate a whole clove of garlic (gives me brain power).

Now who's up for lunch? I'm driving.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Coffee would be better for you, like, I'm sure.

You suck at random.

I seem to remember a conversation I had with VK about mint green tea and stevia...maybe I'll give that a try. :eddie:

[Viking Kitten]

*drinking it now in lieu of Diet Coke #2*

*Yummy.*

[Howzit]

You suck at random.



I bet he does.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'll bet Beano's beard is really, really stinky right now.

[OU4LIFE]

You suck at random.



if by "at random" you mean "at the drop of a hat" then I agree.

[Howzit]

Green beats the ever lovin' carp outta blue.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I mean, I'll bet it really stinks.

[Fugue]

if by "at random" you mean "at the drop of a hat" then I agree.

wow

:pop:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Dean's on right now.

I like it when Dean's on.

[OU4LIFE]

:pop:

[Howzit]

And I will shoot frickin eyeball laser beams at anyone that says blue is better.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Half Light - Athlete

'...the taste of your kiss
I still got on my lips
And I will take you there with me...'

Pretty....I like this song.

[C&CDean]

I like it when BSG likes it when I'm on. Which would be 24/7 baby doll.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

I like reading every one of Dean's posts as if he's speaking to me and to me only.

[C&CDean]

I am speaking only to you, he with hot beard hole.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I don't like the way that smilie pilfers in the popcorn before he grabs some out of the bag. It's bothering me.

[Fugue]

I don't like the way that smilie pilfers in the popcorn before he grabs some out of the bag. It's bothering me.

it goes for a second swig though and that is something we can all respek.

[Howzit]

I'm making a list, y'know.

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[GottaHavePride]

That says "green", but it clearly has a red bar next to it. Why does Howzit not know what color green is?

[Viking Kitten]

I wonder if my stilleto heels will get stuck in the molten asphalt of our parking lot again today.

[OU4LIFE]

*boing*

[Viking Kitten]

Edit: You people are pervs.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I can't believe Dean said Beano had a 'hot beard hole'.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'm sorry I said that so close to your beautiful daughter.

[Viking Kitten]

I think I'm gonna edit that post considering the posts above and below it.

[Viking Kitten]

Repost:

My daughter was doing an impression of a chicken this morning and I swear for all the world for a second she looked just like Mick Jagger.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I wanted to post more in that Harold and Kumar thread but everything I wanted to post was just filth-flarn-filth and I don't want no BeanoNeg.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'M SORRY!

[Sooner_Bob]

I don't like the way that smilie pilfers in the popcorn before he grabs some out of the bag. It's bothering me.


You think he washes his hands or what?

[OU4LIFE]

should I be sorry too?