How do these spam senders expect to be taken seriously?

[OUinFLA]

Here is tonight's example of the type of Spam that makes me just shake my head and wonder how stupid someone has to be to make a reply to this type of solicitation.

The email subject line :
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Now if I were Frank Sayers, this would probably interest me.........but, I'm not.

body of the email:
Hey, FRANK SAYERS

One of our officers has been trying to email you regarding your rate.
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has
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Goodbye,
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With a subject line like that, even if I were Frank, I would not reply to this solicitation.

Idiots to the right of me, dummies to the left.................

[Okla-homey]

Here is tonight's example of the type of Spam that makes me just shake my head and wonder how stupid someone has to be to make a reply to this type of solicitation.

The email subject line :
Indictment against FRANK SAYERS confirmed from Officer Major Mccarthy

Now if I were Frank Sayers, this would probably interest me.........but, I'm not.

body of the email:
Hey, FRANK SAYERS

One of our officers has been trying to email you regarding your rate.
My Firm has some amazing news. Although it has taken some time, our agent
has
found 8 loan organizations to help you

http://penepwi.com/12r

Credit will not be a concern if you update with us today.

Goodbye,
Major Mccarthy

With a subject line like that, even if I were Frank, I would not reply to this solicitation.

Idiots to the right of me, dummies to the left.................

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I think doleo is moonlighting for these people.

[IronSooner]

My school account gets several emails per day about undervalued stocks. I have no idea how this happened. The ones with the random subject lines are better though - one yesterday actually contained the word 'anus' in the subject. Who even opens those?

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I'd have to agree with Homey. Doleo is making mad bank as a spam headline writer.