A regular Pokey-fest at Homey's house

[Okla-homey]

:eek:

As you may be aware, daughter is currently seeing a poke. You may have read the accounts dutifully posted here.

Last night, said poke and four of his fraternity brothers living in Tulsa this summer came over for a cook-out hosted by daughter.

I bbq-ed chicken...mainly because I'm a cheap bastage and wasn't about to spring for steaks for five 20 year-old young men -- unless they were Sooners of course.

These kids were the poke SAE chapter president, "overall" rush chairman, "Tulsa" rush coordinator, "OKC" rush coordinator and one other guy who's affilitiated in some way but I didn't catch it. He may be the money guy b/c his last name ended in "stein".

Anyway, I wore Sooner stuff and flew the OU flag from the house because, well, you know.;)

At different times during the evening, I looked each one of them in the eye and asked "You aren't one of those pokes who pulls against OU when they're playing someone other than oSu are you?"

Each replied, "No sir!"

I think I believe 'em, 'cept for one of them, he was kinda beady-eyed and shifty looking.

Incidentally, three of them played HS ball and are convinced Gundy is going to pull it together for them this year. HAH!

I'll keep you posted.

[IB4OU2]

:eek:

As you may be aware, daughter is currently seeing a poke. You may have read the accounts dutifully posted here.

Last night, said poke and four of his fraternity brothers living in Tulsa this summer came over for a cook-out hosted by daughter.

I bbq-ed chicken...mainly because I'm a cheap bastage and wasn't about to spring for steaks for five 20 year-old young men -- unless they were Sooners of course.

These kids were the poke SAE chapter president, "overall" rush chairman, "Tulsa" rush coordinator, "OKC" rush coordinator and one other guy who's affilitiated in some way but I didn't catch it. He may be the money guy b/c his last name ended in "stein".

Anyway, I wore Sooner stuff and flew the OU flag from the house because, well, you know.;)

At different times during the evening, I looked each one of them in the eye and asked "You aren't one of those pokes who pulls against OU when they're playing someone other than oSu are you?"

Each replied, "No sir!"

I think I believe 'em, 'cept for one of them, he was kinda beady-eyed and shifty looking.

I'll keep you posted.

Welcome to my world Homey.....living 12 miles south of Pokeville, I'm confronted with these situations daily. Plus my wife "Who is a huge Sooner fan and season ticket holder, works at OSU :eek: ." and believe me there are many there like her.

You have to look beyond a lot of their BS and know that the one common denom is that they are still Okies...;)

[Okla-homey]

Welcome to my world Homey.....living 12 miles south of Pokeville, I'm confronted with these situations daily. Plus my wife "Who is a huge Sooner fan and season ticket holder, works at OSU :eek: ." and believe me there are many there like her.

You have to look beyond a lot of their BS and know that the one common denom is that they are still Okies...;)

Yep. One good thing is coming out of this unholy alliance. She heads back to Auburn at the end of the month. She has to help with rush or she will suffer a huge fine (more accurately, I suffer a huge fine b/c I foolishly pay the dues and carp) but she's already talking about coming back to Tulsa from Auburn for Labor Day weekend and that sort of thing never happened before.

[OUHOMER]

LOL, I thought this was going to be about your dog breeding the biatch from Missouri

[colleyvillesooner]

Incidentally, three of them played HS ball and are convinced Gundy is going to pull it together for them this year. HAH!

I'll keep you posted.


You should have told em, "Yeah, I thought Blake would right the ship too." ;)

[BajaOklahoma]

Homey's daughter is going to tranfer to Stoolwater.
If only V-bookie was up and running. I say she mentions it by the end of October and transfers for the Spring.

[Okla-homey]

Homey's daughter is going to tranfer to Stoolwater.
If only V-bookie was up and running. I say she mentions it by the end of October and transfers for the Spring.

Nope. Thankfully, she's just got 2 years left and she'd lose credits. Plus, they don't have her sorority at stoolwater.

[VeeJay]

Chicken fer 'em?

You done more'n I woulda done.

[PrideTrombone]

Nope. Thankfully, she's just got 2 years left and she'd lose credits. Plus, they don't have her sorority at stoolwater.

But on the downside, she's still at Auburn. :)

[BajaOklahoma]

Nope. Thankfully, she's just got 2 years left and she'd lose credits. Plus, they don't have her sorority at stoolwater.

Pffft! Boyfriend > sorority. And she probably wouldn't lose that many credit hours. The savings for in-state tutition will offset the cost of any extra hours. And the savings of not paying for sorority stuff.
Homey's gonna be the father of an Aggie!

Funeral service for Homey will be held one week after she starts to school in Stoolwater. Poor Homey.

[LoyalFan]

But on the downside, she's still at Auburn. :)

But of course! Auburn's got that great Sociology Dept.!
Independent study rawks!

LF

[Flagstaffsooner]

Beat the rush. Do your Homey Christmas shopping now! (http://www.footballfanatics.com/htmlpages/root/COLLEGE/OklahomaStateCowboys.html)

[TopDaugIn2000]

oh Lord Homey, I pray that she will soon see the light and find a non-poke bf.

[Mjcpr]

So, did you ask them how their season ticket sales were coming along?

:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Homey, get aggie-boy interested in someone else.
http://bedford.extension.psu.edu/Agriculture/Images/preg%20ewe.jpg

[Mjcpr]

That's hawt.

[Okla-homey]

My fervent prayer is that no grandchild of mine will ever have one of these...

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/2715/ff117889say8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Frozen Sooner]

But of course! Auburn's got that great Sociology Dept.!
Independent study rawks!

LF

I earned three hours of Auburn credit for reading this thread.

[Okla-homey]

So, did you ask them how their season ticket sales were coming along?

:D

Oh they cop to that. One of 'em gave the standard line used by also-ran university goers everywhere; "well, football is fun, but its not really important" then went into some diatribe about how in his considered opinion oSu is one of the "premier science and engineering institutions in the nation," blah, blah, blah, and that pokey is known for "more than just sports.":P

I retorted: "yeah, like sheep shaggin', rummy BB coaches, and being the personal beyotch of T. Boone":D

[Flagstaffsooner]

My fervent prayer is that no grandchild of mine will ever have one of these...

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/2715/ff117889say8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
What the hell is that?

[Okla-homey]

What the hell is that?

Its a poke pacifier.

BTW, those kids all hate Lester for leaving them for bayou state.:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Its a poke pacifier.

BTW, those kids all hate Lester for leaving them for bayou state.:DOh, I thought it was a toilet seat with an oSu backpad.

They hate les? I'd hate him too if he jumped ship and left me with....
http://www.presentationresources.net/images/gumby_bendables.jpg

[Okla-homey]

Oh, I thought it was a toilet seat with an oSu backpad.

They hate les? I'd hate him too if he jumped ship and left me with....
http://www.presentationresources.net/images/gumby_bendables.jpg


Gumby and Pokey. Made for each other.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3423/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzclub4451ff1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[OUHOMER]

What the hell is that?
I was going to say OSU butt plug but changed my mind

[Flagstaffsooner]

I was going to say OSU butt plug but changed my mind:D

[mdklatt]

said poke and four of his fraternity brothers living in Tulsa

Advantage OKC. :texan:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Advantage OKC. :texan:Spek to klatt.

[Scott D]

I earned three hours of Auburn credit for reading this thread.

best post in this thread ;)

[StoopTroup]

The only advantage that OKC has over Tulsa is that Norman is closer the day of the game.

[bri]

Incidentally, three of them played HS ball and are convinced Gundy is going to pull it together for them this year. HAH!

Well, since "pulling it together" for aggy consists of going 6-5, playing us close enough to gloat that they ALMOST beat us, and losing to the sixth-place Big Ten team in the Alamo Bowl, I have do doubt that Gundy can do it...

[Frozen Sooner]

I was about to say-there's usually about 25 people per year who played high school ball that get conviced that OSU is going to pull it together. They call those people "Big 12 doormats."

[Mixer!]

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[Mixer!]

Homey's daughter is going to tranfer to Stoolwater.
If only V-bookie was up and running. I say she mentions it by the end of October and transfers for the Spring.

Orange is orange, no matter what school... Hook 'em






;)

[Mixer!]

Sherman, set the wayback machine for January, 2005. (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30243)