My dog has a date

[Okla-homey]

A hawt little b1tch is on her way from Missouri to give it up. $$$ stud fees RMFO. :D Me likey. He'll like it more though.

That is all.

[olevetonahill]

I see Dolemite now has a rival in the PIMP business :D
Will there be turf wars and such ?:eek:

[BoogercountySooner]

Chicka Chicka BowWow!!!

[TopDaugIn2000]

do you have to take pics or a video like they do with race horses?

[Okla-homey]

do you have to take pics or a video like they do with race horses?

No. I get paid before the hawt secks occurs. Then, approximately 63 days later when she whelps, I get 2d pick of the litter or I keep the money.:D

[tulsaoilerfan]

Too bad this hasn't caught on with the 2 legged females yet

[BoogercountySooner]

Too bad this hasn't caught on with the 2 legged females yet

Like this one?


http://files.dogster.com/pix/dogs/34/274434/274434_1141354622.jpg

[Jimminy Crimson]

Like this one?


http://files.dogster.com/pix/dogs/34/274434/274434_1141354622.jpg

...now an Edmond resident!

I've seen the pooch around town. Cool stuff.

[Okla-homey]

They're gettin-after-it as we speak. The little Missouri skank hadn't been here ten minutes. I swear. :D

[Penguin]

No. I get paid before the hawt secks occurs. Then, approximately 63 days later when she whelps, I get 2d pick of the litter or I keep the money.:D


What? I never paid a stud fee until I had proof (a pic) that dirty leg was actually thrown.

We're in the pug bidness.

[TopDaugIn2000]

They're gettin-after-it as we speak. The little Missouri skank hadn't been here ten minutes. I swear. :D

not even dinner and a movie first??? jeeeez, she puts out quick.

are you playing any music for them or anything?:texan:

[Okla-homey]

What? I never paid a stud fee until I had proof (a pic) that dirty leg was actually thrown.

We're in the pug bidness.

No coin, no loin

[tulsaoilerfan]

So are they doin' it doggy style?

[TopDaugIn2000]

by this time they're having a cigarette

[slickdawg]

So are they doin' it doggy style?


He's probably got

YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS
SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

playing for them.

I just remembered the name of that song - Bad Touch

[12]

I wish my parents would have ever been this cool.

[olevetonahill]

I wish my parents would have ever been this cool.
My parents would have been happy with a stud fee :eek:

[SicEmBaylor]

I've got a pure bread registered english bulldog. I've thought about studing him out, but I consider the entire thing distasteful and will only do so if I badly need the money.

That dog is smarter than 3/4 of the people that I come into contact with. And he's better looking than 90% of kids.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/S4020031.jpg

Tell me that's not the best looking damned dog you've ever seen in your life.

[critical_phil]

No coin, no loin


no shekel, no schmeckle.......

[olevetonahill]

Better to Stud him out . Than for you to have to be Pimped :D

[afs]

I've got a pure bread registered english bulldog. I've thought about studing him out, but I consider the entire thing distasteful and will only do so if I badly need the money.



Like $1100 to get yourself out of a legal jam, or lawyer fees, or BAIL?

[SicEmBaylor]

Like $1100 to get yourself out of a legal jam, or lawyer fees, or BAIL?
I don't need $1100. I could pay it tomorrow and have all of this go away. I'm not going to pay one dime for something that I did not do. What I want is worth far more than $1100 and that is my integrity.

[Vaevictis]

Tell me that's not the best looking damned dog you've ever seen in your life.

I prefer mine (but who doesn't prefer their own?)

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2595/bucajuly03os5.jpg

[yermom]

I don't need $1100. I could pay it tomorrow and have all of this go away. I'm not going to pay one dime for something that I did not do. What I want is worth far more than $1100 and that is my integrity.

but you'll deny him hawt bitches?

this is man's best friend we are talking about here

[GottaHavePride]

Chicka Chicka BowWow!!!

Homey's dog knows the doggie equivalent of "did somebody call for a really hairy plumber?"

Heh.

[mdklatt]

no shekel, no schmeckle.......

no dollar, no holler

[mdklatt]

What I want is worth far more than $1100 and that is my integrity.

Are you sure about a career in politics??

[Flagstaffsooner]

I've got a pure bread registered english bulldog. I've thought about studing him out, but I consider the entire thing distasteful and will only do so if I badly need the money.

That dog is smarter than 3/4 of the people that I come into contact with. And he's better looking than 90% of kids.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/S4020031.jpg

Tell me that's not the best looking damned dog you've ever seen in your life.
That thing is uglier than you.;)

[olevetonahill]

That thing is uglier than you.;)
But the only thing he STEALS is a biscuit ;)

[the_ouskull]

Well, I hate to win every battle like this, but...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sichuevos/Domino.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sichuevos/DominoBall.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sichuevos/DominoNinjaBat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sichuevos/DAndD.jpg

...and these are just the camera phone shots. The "real" thing is sooo much better. I was always a big-dog-guy until this little sh*t came along.

the_ouskull

[Okla-homey]

Well, I hate to win every battle like this, but...

...and these are just the camera phone shots. The "real" thing is sooo much better. I was always a big-dog-guy until this little sh*t came along.

the_ouskull

Is that one of those Cavalier King Charles Spaniels? If so, you need to let the soul patch grow longer and get a wig!;)

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/1634/charlesidi3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Penguin]

No coin, no loin

That is insane. What keeps you from just locking the dogs up in different cages and keeping the cash?


"The bitch didn't get pregnant? Oh, well, I guess it didn't take. Thanks for the money, sucker!"


I have never heard of such a thing. You must have met some very desperate dog owners.

[Okla-homey]

That is insane. What keeps you from just locking the dogs up in different cages and keeping the cash?


"The bitch didn't get pregnant? Oh, well, I guess it didn't take. Thanks for the money, sucker!"


I have never heard of such a thing. You must have met some very desperate dog owners.

Okay, here's how it works. If the female puts live puppies on the ground and any of them live 48 hours, I get to keep the money or 2d pick of the litter. My choice, per our written contract. If no pups, no cash.

The reason its wise for the stud owner (me) to get the money up front is because you often don't know the person well and its just easier than tracking them down later. That way, the stud owner doesn't get stuck.

If there are no puppies, I send the money back. Together, we calculate the whelp date 63 days after the breeding session. IOW, if there is no pitter patter of pups two months after the canine skronkage, she gets her money back.

Now, in case you're wondering, what if the female's owner tries to say there were no puppies and there actually were? Easy, the stud owner (me) has to certify and sign the registration paperwork on the litter and the female's owner can't fake my sig and AKC# without running afoul of the AKC.

Presumably she could sell the pups unregistered, but she'd get a lot less. Besides, most of these people are breeding show dogs and without AKC registration, the offspring of this union can't be shown.

[achiro]

What kind of dog Homey?

[Okla-homey]

What kind of dog Homey?

Schipperke.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/682/schipperkebj3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[proud gonzo]

I think you just made up that name ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

I don't need $1100. I could pay it tomorrow and have all of this go away. I'm not going to pay one dime for something that I did not do. What I want is worth far more than $1100 and that is my integrity.

Sure you can Nickleback.

[Okla-homey]

I think you just made up that name ;)

Honest.

http://www.akc.org/breeds/schipperke/index.cfm

[Penguin]

Okay, here's how it works. If the female puts live puppies on the ground and any of them live 48 hours, I get to keep the money or 2d pick of the litter. My choice, per our written contract. If no pups, no cash.

The reason its wise for the stud owner (me) to get the money up front is because you often don't know the person well and its just easier than tracking them down later. That way, the stud owner doesn't get stuck.

If there are no puppies, I send the money back. Together, we calculate the whelp date 63 days after the breeding session. IOW, if there is no pitter patter of pups two months after the canine skronkage, she gets her money back.

Now, in case you're wondering, what if the female's owner tries to say there were no puppies and there actually were? Easy, the stud owner (me) has to certify and sign the registration paperwork on the litter and the female's owner can't fake my sig and AKC# without running afoul of the AKC.

Presumably she could sell the pups unregistered, but she'd get a lot less. Besides, most of these people are breeding show dogs and without AKC registration, the offspring of this union can't be shown.

Makes sense. I've just never heard of it done that way. But then again, I don't get out much.

We use our in-law's pug as our stud. I still demand proof that coupling took place. But then again, I hate my in-laws.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Well, I hate to win every battle like this, but...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sichuevos/Domino.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sichuevos/DominoBall.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sichuevos/DominoNinjaBat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sichuevos/DAndD.jpg

...and these are just the camera phone shots. The "real" thing is sooo much better. I was always a big-dog-guy until this little sh*t came along.

the_ouskullAwww D, those are too cute!!!! Is that a britney spaniel?

[SicEmBaylor]

Neither my dog nor I get any respect.

Let me tell you though, girls freaking loooove my dog. I had him in the car with me one day and this mustang full of teenage girls pulls up and they see him and yell "OMG he's so ugly he's cute!" I'm not sure if they were talking about Winston or myself, but I tend to think it was the dog.

[Okla-homey]

Update. The "heat" has run its course. The little minx is no longer receptive. My dog is wore slap out and refuses to call her. She goes home to Missouri on Saturday. I hope it "took."