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Viking Kitten
7/14/2006, 02:17 PM
The sight of one of these always makes me giggle like a Japanese school girl: (And Pat, if you can't see this, somehow I wouldn't be surprised.)

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5615/schwing0aq.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/14/2006, 02:18 PM
Heh.

Tear Down This Wall
7/14/2006, 03:04 PM
To see that word on something that big...it's just not right :eek:

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/14/2006, 03:04 PM
Oh, it's right alright...

Viking Kitten
7/14/2006, 03:05 PM
It's better than alright.

Tear Down This Wall
7/14/2006, 03:05 PM
:eek:

Tear Down This Wall
7/14/2006, 03:06 PM
But...what about pants? It'd be hard to find big enough pants to wear with that big of a schwing :confused:

Viking Kitten
7/14/2006, 03:08 PM
With a Schwing that big... who needs pants?

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/14/2006, 03:08 PM
Where do I find one of those? I need to have some work done.

Tear Down This Wall
7/14/2006, 03:10 PM
I guess it's like women who have too big of a rack. I mean, racks are nice, but a rack that's too big...you could get a concussion in certain positions. Believe me, there were some nights back in the day when I didn't know whether I was having sex or playing dodge ball! :eek:

Viking Kitten
7/14/2006, 03:12 PM
That dog won't hunt with this crowd.

Mjcpr
7/14/2006, 03:13 PM
I guess it's like women who have too big of a rack. I mean, racks are nice, but a rack that's too big...you could get a concussion in certain positions. Believe me, there were some nights back in the day when I didn't know whether I was having sex or playing dodge ball! :eek:

Yeah, way to cheese off the Hoots triplets.

Tear Down This Wall
7/14/2006, 03:15 PM
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Tear Down This Wall
7/14/2006, 03:16 PM
That's because most dogs in this crowd haven't been on that type of hunt...although, they dream and dream about it.

It's like being a kid and wanting all the candy at Halloween. They you go out and get it, eat too much of it, then get wery, wery sick. :(

Anything above a C-cup should come with a warning label.

Viking Kitten
7/14/2006, 03:16 PM
[That's because most dogs in this crowd haven't been on that type of hunt...SIZE="1"]although, they dream and dream about it.[/size]

It's like being a kid and wanting all the candy at Halloween. They you go out and get it, eat too much of it, then get wery, wery sick. :(

Anything about a C-cup should come with a warning label.

Dude, stick to political threads.



;)

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/14/2006, 03:18 PM
That's because most dogs in this crowd haven't been on that type of hunt...although, they dream and dream about it.

It's like being a kid and wanting all the candy at Halloween. They you go out and get it, eat too much of it, then get wery, wery sick. :(

Anything above a C-cup should come with a warning label.Waylon would kick your ***.

JohnnyMack
7/14/2006, 03:18 PM
<too lazy to find that little popcorn emoticon>

1stTimeCaller
7/14/2006, 03:18 PM
Anything above a C-cup should come with a warning label.

you mean like this?
http://x10.putfile.com/3/6210493718.png

Tear Down This Wall
7/14/2006, 03:18 PM
Dude, stick to political threads.



;)

Good point :D

OUDoc
7/14/2006, 03:18 PM
Try here, VK.

http://www.allcraneloadcharts.com/images/allcrane_header.jpg

Tear Down This Wall
7/14/2006, 03:19 PM
you mean like this?
http://x10.putfile.com/3/6210493718.png

Yes...or just have the warning label on the boob covers (a.k.a., the bra).

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/14/2006, 03:20 PM
Yes...or just have the warning label on the boob covers (a.k.a., the bra).Why a warning label? Can't you see?

Tear Down This Wall
7/14/2006, 03:27 PM
Well, it's easy to see and discern that a woman has a sizable rack. However, it's hard to gauge exactly how big (and heavy) they are just on sight alone. A warning sticker would be nice.

At least that way, if they're over a certain size, you'd know which positions to not get into just in case she invites you over for an evening of hide the salami.

Viking Kitten
7/14/2006, 03:28 PM
Alright people. That's enough. The girl in that pic is not famous. And she looks slightly psycho. We better leave her alone or she might go all Aileen Wuornos on us.

mdklatt
7/14/2006, 03:30 PM
Where do I find one of those? I need to have some work done.

Go on....

crawfish
7/14/2006, 03:47 PM
Alright people. That's enough. The girl in that pic is not famous. And she looks slightly psycho. We better leave her alone or she might go all Aileen Wuornos on us.

I have no idea who that is, but I hope she's a stripper. :D

Mjcpr
7/14/2006, 03:47 PM
I have no idea who that is, but I hope she's a stripper. :D

She is.

IB4OU2
7/14/2006, 03:51 PM
She is.

Oops, I found one of her pasties-

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/image.php?u=36428&dateline=1152827795 (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36428)

Viking Kitten
7/14/2006, 03:55 PM
Alright people. I'm about to go into a staff meeting. And I don't want any monkey business going on while I'm gone. BSG, I'm deputizing you to keep any and all shenanigans at bay.

Pat... I don't trust you. Let's be clear on that.

Don't make me come back in here, people. I will be very displeased if I have to.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/14/2006, 03:56 PM
Go on....I need some power lifting done.

mdklatt
7/14/2006, 03:57 PM
:les: SHENANIGANS!

mdklatt
7/14/2006, 03:57 PM
I need some power lifting done.

But no drilling?

IB4OU2
7/14/2006, 04:01 PM
Alright people. I'm about to go into a staff meeting. And I don't want any monkey business going on while I'm gone. BSG, I'm deputizing you to keep any and all shenanigans at bay.

Pat... I don't trust you. Let's be clear on that.

Don't make me come back in here, people. I will be very displeased if I have to.

Good Grief! Who has staff meetings at 4:00 on a Friday afternoon?

JohnnyMack
7/14/2006, 04:02 PM
Good Grief! Who has staff meetings at 4:00 on a Friday afternoon?

Strippers.

Try and keep up.

49r
7/14/2006, 04:04 PM
Try here, VK.

http://www.allcraneloadcharts.com/images/allcrane_header.jpg



Heh!





"Erection"... :twinkies:

crawfish
7/14/2006, 04:04 PM
Alright people. I'm about to go into a staff meeting. And I don't want any monkey business going on while I'm gone. BSG, I'm deputizing you to keep any and all shenanigans at bay.

Pat... I don't trust you. Let's be clear on that.

Don't make me come back in here, people. I will be very displeased if I have to.

Sweet...she left the antics loophole open. :D

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/14/2006, 04:07 PM
I'll pastie-slap anyone that gets out of line.



Wait...

crawfish
7/14/2006, 04:10 PM
She is.

I'm just afraid to google her at work. ;)

Tear Down This Wall
7/14/2006, 04:36 PM
Waylon would kick your ***.

I bet Waylon would agree. I don't recall Jessi being overly chesty and such. Besides, I'm not saying chesty is bad...I'm just sayin' in certain positions, it's...well...a little risky...so give me a little heads up about what I've gotten myself into and such.

I'm just sayin'...

Czar Soonerov
7/14/2006, 05:07 PM
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5916/robstercraw9tf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

mdklatt
7/14/2006, 05:10 PM
Can't breathe....

Viking Kitten
7/14/2006, 05:12 PM
I am so confiscating BSG's phone next time we go shoe shopping.

Viking Kitten
7/14/2006, 05:15 PM
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/135/bsgmorphgif7cv.gif

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/14/2006, 05:15 PM
That still freaks me out...

Mjcpr
7/14/2006, 05:29 PM
That still freaks me out...

Y'all go to the same stylist or what?

http://www.motleystore.com/VinceNeilNet/Bio.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/14/2006, 05:33 PM
Back then...I WISH!

Al Gore
7/14/2006, 05:36 PM
Where do I find one of those? I need to have some work done.You need concrete pumped????