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Ike
7/14/2006, 11:11 AM
or rather, how to NOT get digits in this ladies case...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/07/14/911.misuse.ap/index.html


ALOHA, Oregon (AP) -- A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" to sent back to her home got a date all right -- a court date.

The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.

Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left.

Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.

"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."

After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

"I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?"

yermom
7/14/2006, 11:22 AM
she should have just turned her stereo back up ;)

mdklatt
7/14/2006, 11:31 AM
she should have just turned her stereo back up ;)

D'oh!

Hatfield
7/14/2006, 11:33 AM
at bars on the inside cover of matchbooks i sometimes write Jenny 867-5309 and leave them laying about.

LoyalFan
7/14/2006, 01:27 PM
Here's to you, menopausal drunk slut Mrs. Robinson wanna-be!

LF