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Jerk
7/13/2006, 06:39 PM
Well, **** me. I guess my Jeep is no longer mine. Wife just started using it. Yep, she wakes up and says "I'm taking the Jeep" Oooookay. Now she doesn't even announce it. It's hers. I've lost it. Guess what I drive back and forth to work? A facking miata! Can you imagine driving a miata to work where you then drive an 80,000 pound Peterbilt, then have to drive the miata home? This marriage thing is not what I expected: sex on a regular basis, food served to me, house clean.
SOONER44EVER
7/13/2006, 06:47 PM
Everything she has is hers. Everything you have is hers. Get used to it. :D
Soonrboy
7/13/2006, 06:47 PM
a miata..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..big ole trucki driving, gun shooting jerk driving a miata..hoooooobooooyyyyyyyyy









I drove a minivan for two years while she took over my Cherokee.
12
7/13/2006, 06:48 PM
"Peterbilt"

http://www.texasultimate.org/userpictures/beavis.jpg
SoonerBorn68
7/13/2006, 07:04 PM
http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/farks/jerkmiata.jpg
oumartin
7/13/2006, 07:04 PM
i still have to drive a minivan..
i'm about to trade for a new mustang however if i can talk the warden into it.
but a miata... are you (insert stanley1 word here)?
Jerk
7/13/2006, 07:08 PM
oh man...

What have I wrought upon myself?
etouffee
7/13/2006, 07:10 PM
Guess what I drive back and forth to work? A facking miata! http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e157/bigblackrifle/27e4cd97.jpg


This marriage thing is not what I expected: sex on a regular basis, food served to me, house clean.http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d167/bushtit/threadbombs/bwahaha.jpg
oumartin
7/13/2006, 07:13 PM
yeah, and who misled you into thinking that about marriage..
marriage in 95-5 with you compromising 95% of the time.
OUHOMER
7/13/2006, 07:14 PM
hell, just go trade it in and get a Hemi
SoonerBorn68
7/13/2006, 07:16 PM
oh man...

What have I wrought upon myself?

:D
afs
7/13/2006, 07:18 PM
do you have the top on or off the jeep?
Jerk
7/13/2006, 07:22 PM
on right now.
afs
7/13/2006, 07:27 PM
hmmm, usually they don't like it when the top is up.
Jerk
7/13/2006, 08:19 PM
Mine is an abboration.
bri
7/13/2006, 10:23 PM
Well, **** me. I guess my Jeep is no longer mine. Wife just started using it. Yep, she wakes up and says "I'm taking the Jeep" Oooookay. Now she doesn't even announce it. It's hers. I've lost it. Guess what I drive back and forth to work? A facking miata! Can you imagine driving a miata to work where you then drive an 80,000 pound Peterbilt, then have to drive the miata home?

Do you need directions to Starbucks?



(Thank you, Lord, for delivering this moment that I have waited so long for...;))
OCUDad
7/13/2006, 10:44 PM
This marriage thing is not what I expected: sex on a regular basis...Apparently nobody taught you the first rule of marriage: The ****ing you get isn't worth the ****ing you get.:D