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slickdawg
7/13/2006, 11:53 AM
Yesterday, I stopped by Sam's to pick up some stuff, and was surprised
when I checked out.

The chick in front of me in line knew the cashier, and they were talking
birth control, in detail, with me standing right there.

The cashier was talking about her IUD and how good it worked, she's been
using it 5 years - "I done had two kids, I can't afford no more, and that
IUD ain't let me down yet"


TMI
swardboy
7/13/2006, 11:56 AM
Ah, something in life you can count on...
crawfish
7/13/2006, 11:57 AM
You know, once is coincidence. Twice, we have to ask "what's wrong with you?".
mdklatt
7/13/2006, 11:58 AM
The conversation I overheard at Wal-Mart one time is better. There was a mother and her pregnant teenage daughter ahead of me, and they knew the cashier.

"Oh, congratulations! Is this her first baby?"

"Yes, and her younger sister already has two so this one's been wanting one of her own, haven't you dear?"


Okla***inghoma. [shakes head]
Mjcpr
7/13/2006, 12:01 PM
The conversation I overheard at Wal-Mart one time is better. There was a mother and her pregnant teenage daughter ahead of me, and they knew the cashier.

"Oh, congratulations! Is this her first baby?"

"Yes, and her younger sister already has two so this one's been wanting one of her own, haven't you dear?"


Okla***inghoma. [shakes head]

:rolleyes:

slickdawg is in the Gulf Coast region so teen pregnancy happens in Oklahoma AND his state. Nowhere else though.
mdklatt
7/13/2006, 12:03 PM
Nowhere else though.

I've never heard about it becoming a sibling rivalry anywhere else.
JohnnyMack
7/13/2006, 12:04 PM
I've never heard about it becoming a sibling rivalry anywhere else.

Pat gets his feathers ruffled if you call Oklahoma "backwards".
mdklatt
7/13/2006, 12:05 PM
Pat gets his feathers ruffled if you call Oklahoma "backwards".

:les: I never used the word "backwards".
crawfish
7/13/2006, 12:05 PM
Pat gets his feathers ruffled if you call Oklahoma "backwards".

Amohalko? :confused:
JohnnyMack
7/13/2006, 12:09 PM
Amohalko? :confused:

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
SoonerInKCMO
7/13/2006, 12:18 PM
www.aegis.com/news/ads/2002/AD021112.html

Oklahoma's teen pregnancy rate is the 12th highest nationally, only a slight improvement from a decade earlier. CDC figures show that in 2000, the Oklahoma pregnancy rate of women ages 15 to 19 was 60.1 births per 1,000. For those 18 to 19 years old, the rate was 99.8 births per 1,000. In 1991, Oklahoma ranked 13th nationally with a rate of 72.1 births per 1,000 for women ages 15 to 19. For ages 18 to 19, it was 115.6 births per 1,000. The national rate in 2000 was 48.5 births per 1,000 for the 15 to 19 age group and 79.2 births per 1,000 for those 18 to 19, the CDC said. The state with the highest teen pregnancy rate in the nation is Mississippi, which had 72.0 births per 1,000 women ages 15 to 19. In Washington, D.C., the rate was 80.7 per 1,000 women in that same age bracket.
Mjcpr
7/13/2006, 12:20 PM
I've never heard about it becoming a sibling rivalry anywhere else.

Oh sorry, that is only here.
Mjcpr
7/13/2006, 12:30 PM
Pat gets his feathers ruffled if you call Oklahoma "backwards".

Pipe down, Mo, I'm one of the few folks around here you haven't cheesed off yet.

:D
Fugue
7/13/2006, 12:31 PM
Pipe down, Mo, I'm one of the few folks around here you haven't cheesed off yet.

:D

http://www.phog.tv/images/emoticons/popcorn.gif
JohnnyMack
7/13/2006, 12:35 PM
Pipe down, Mo, I'm one of the few folks around here you haven't cheesed off yet.

:D

I'm not here to win friends, I'm just trying to enlighten the masses.

:texan:
Fugue
7/13/2006, 12:38 PM
I'm not here to win friends, I'm just trying to enlighten the Matts.

:texan:

:eddie:
Osce0la
7/13/2006, 12:58 PM
I was eating lunch one day and overheard a woman talking about her friend's 13 year old daughter that was about to have a baby...
mdklatt
7/13/2006, 12:59 PM
I was eating lunch one day and overheard a woman talking about her friend's 13 year old daughter that was about to have a baby...

Was she proud or ashamed?
Fugue
7/13/2006, 01:01 PM
Was she proud or ashamed?

in Oklahoma? if so she was probably wondering what took so long.

http://www.phog.tv/images/emoticons/popcorn.gif
Viking Kitten
7/13/2006, 01:03 PM
in Oklahoma? if so she was probably wondering what took so long.

http://www.phog.tv/images/emoticons/popcorn.gif


Wrong smiley, dude. You wanted:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d167/bushtit/smilies/rimshot.gif
Fugue
7/13/2006, 01:05 PM
Wrong smiley, dude. You wanted:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d167/bushtit/smilies/rimshot.gif

I'm trying to cheese off Pat but I do like that and will use it, probably way too often.
crawfish
7/13/2006, 01:07 PM
I'm trying to cheese off Pat but I do like that and will use it, probably way too often.

From you, that sounds vaguely dirty. ;)
Fugue
7/13/2006, 01:09 PM
From you, that sounds vaguely dirty. ;)

:( i know, and it's not good "vaguely dirty".
Viking Kitten
7/13/2006, 01:13 PM
I'm trying to cheese off Pat but I do like that and will use it, probably way too often.

I can prolly give you some pointers.
Mjcpr
7/13/2006, 01:14 PM
I can prolly give you some pointers.

Lord, get a room you two.

:D
Fugue
7/13/2006, 01:14 PM
I can prolly give you some pointers.

i'm intrigued :cool:
Viking Kitten
7/13/2006, 01:16 PM
Just think Gene Hackman in Hoosiers.
colleyvillesooner
7/13/2006, 01:17 PM
Just think Gene Hackman in Hoosiers.

A hole lot of butt patting?
mdklatt
7/13/2006, 01:17 PM
Just think Gene Hackman in Hoosiers.

That's what I do when I'm trying to hold back the baby batter.
Fugue
7/13/2006, 01:18 PM
Just think Gene Hackman in Hoosiers.

Pat's an angry bad actor?
crawfish
7/13/2006, 01:28 PM
I was eating lunch one day and overheard a woman talking about her friend's 13 year old daughter that was about to have a baby...

we can only wonder how many of these poor kids are Stanley's... :eek:
Viking Kitten
7/13/2006, 01:38 PM
Pat's an angry bad actor?

I gets real mad when people talk s**t on Gene. Real mad.
slickdawg
7/13/2006, 01:58 PM
The conversation I overheard at Wal-Mart one time is better. There was a mother and her pregnant teenage daughter ahead of me, and they knew the cashier.

"Oh, congratulations! Is this her first baby?"

"Yes, and her younger sister already has two so this one's been wanting one of her own, haven't you dear?"


Okla***inghoma. [shakes head]

DAYUM!
Fugue
7/13/2006, 02:00 PM
I gets real mad when people talk s**t on Gene. Real mad.

of all the actors
SicEmBaylor
7/13/2006, 02:03 PM
I was at Wal-Mart in Muskogee a few weeks ago and there was a small kid in a cart shopping with his mom. Well, everytime they passed a guy the kid would yell "daddy!" to everyone he saw.

Just as I walk by, I hear her lean down to the kid and say, "shhh! honey, you're making mommy sound like a whore."