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Soonerbabeinbama
7/12/2006, 01:00 PM
So one of my husband's "friends" is visiting us from Florida. Actually he is more of an acquaintence than a friend. Haven't heard from him in a zillion years, then out of the blue he calls and says he's coming for a visit. He's French Canadian, and his name is Real Champagne -- I'm not making that up!! The other night I warned him not to burn his tongue on some coffee, and he said, "I'll be careful, I don't want to ruin my sex life." I said, "Yeah right, when's the last time you got any?" He said, "Three months ago." Ewwwwwwwww - did I mention that he's is 65?! :eek: Yesterday, he and my husband drove to the beach, and Real wanted to cruise for chicks in his 1989 Ford Econoline custom van!! I haven't dared to peek into the van - he might have a regular love palace going on in there. He's always walking around with his shirt unbuttoned, (all the way!!) showing his 65-year-old French Canadian man boobs and extremely large stomach. Oh ye gods and little fishes.
mdklatt
7/12/2006, 01:03 PM
They say there's a STD epidemic amongst senior citizens in Florida. Now we know who Patient Zero is. :D
SoonerInKCMO
7/12/2006, 01:04 PM
:les: THREESOME!!!!
Vaevictis
7/12/2006, 01:06 PM
I promise, I'm laughing with you, not at you. Really.
Soonerbabeinbama
7/12/2006, 01:07 PM
:les: THREESOME!!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwww - how about nonesome!!
Vaevictis
7/12/2006, 01:09 PM
You know the thought has already crossed his mind.

... at night.

... at length.

... with a soggy sock afterword.
mdklatt
7/12/2006, 01:11 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwww - how about nonesome!!

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? You look--how you say?--very zexy.
mdklatt
7/12/2006, 01:12 PM
You know the thought has already crossed his mind.

... at night.

... at length.

... after popping a Viagra

... with a soggy sock afterword

Fixed.
Vaevictis
7/12/2006, 01:16 PM
Fixed.

Wrong. One word: tubgirl.

EDIT: I think I may have gone too far with that. I just had an overwhelming wave of nausea.
Soonerbabeinbama
7/12/2006, 01:17 PM
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? You look--how you say?--very zexy.
speaking of soggy socks - put one in your piehole MDK!!:D
mdklatt
7/12/2006, 01:19 PM
speaking of soggy socks - put one in your piehole MDK!!:D

Don't blame the messenger!
MamaMia
7/12/2006, 02:07 PM
Soonerbabeinbama,
Have you made him any freedom fries? :P
Scott D
7/12/2006, 02:08 PM
Mom, he's French Lite, not French :)
Soonerbabeinbama
7/12/2006, 02:11 PM
Soonerbabeinbama,
Have you made him any freedom fries? :P
nope - I haven't made him anything - I'm hoping he'll leave!!:P
MamaMia
7/12/2006, 02:19 PM
Mom, he's French Lite, not French :)Oh, then fry them up in some California Rice Oil. :D