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slickdawg
7/11/2006, 01:59 PM
Someone wrote with a big shaprie on the wall in the boys room at Home Depot


YOU KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T GET A BLOW J** IN MEXICO?

BECAUSE ALL OF THOSE :chicken:SUCKERS ARE UP HERE!


I'm sensing more and more hatred from the hillbillies against the messicans.
LoyalFan
7/11/2006, 02:04 PM
"Dyslexics! Untie!"

Or "For a good time call 210-226-3232."

"Ask about my grandchild (before I kill the little ^%&$!)"

"I miss my puppy...but he was soooooo tasty!"

OK, OK...

LF
mdklatt
7/11/2006, 02:05 PM
"For a good time call 210-226-3232."


sanantoniosooner?
LoyalFan
7/11/2006, 02:14 PM
sanantoniosooner?

Puh-leeze!
Just dial the *&%^$! number!

LoyalFan
CatHunter
7/11/2006, 02:14 PM
Flush twice....It's a long way to the kitchen.
mdklatt
7/11/2006, 02:16 PM
Puh-leeze!
Just dial the *&%^$! number!



Long distance? No thanks.
LoyalFan
7/11/2006, 02:18 PM
Long distance? No thanks.

Use up all yer free cell minutes? Dang! I did that once...about 30 minutes worth...NEVAR AGAIN!

LF
mdklatt
7/11/2006, 02:20 PM
Use up all yer free cell minutes?

Dude, I don't even have a cell phone.
gatorknights
7/11/2006, 02:33 PM
Don't look here, the joke is in your hand
LoyalFan
7/11/2006, 02:40 PM
Dude, I don't even have a cell phone.

Ahhhh sooooo....You bettah off!
http://www.locomote.org/wp-content/bwkimgu.jpg

ErrEff
Boomer_Sooner_sax
7/11/2006, 02:55 PM
The best one I ever saw on a bathroom wall...

Here I am, my @$$ a flexin'...I just gave birth to another Texan
afs
7/11/2006, 08:12 PM
"For a good time call 210-226-3232."



LF

nice.
OUinFLA
7/11/2006, 08:23 PM
a few years ago I was part of a group doing a trade show in Germany at a huge convention center. We were working our booth for 4 days. One of our party had to go to the john every day about the same time. each day he would return to the booth and write something down. When finished, he said it took a couple of times to get this quote correctly. We all read it and then analyized it and talked about it. It seemed kinda thoughtful at the time.

A MAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW AND DOESN'T KNOW HE DOESN'T KNOW
IS STUPID. YOU CANNOT HELP HIM.

A MAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW AND KNOWS HE DOESN'T KNOW
IS IGNORANT, YOU MUST HELP HIM.

A MAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW AND THINKS HE KNOWS IS FOOLISH.
DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM.

A MAN WHO KNOWS AND KNOWS HE KNOWS IS WISE. FOLLOW HIM.
Vaevictis
7/11/2006, 08:35 PM
Here I am, my @$$ a flexin'...I just gave birth to another Texan

Yeah, I've seen that one in Carson (Engineering Center) up here.
Mongo
7/11/2006, 08:37 PM
Sign above a urinal at a local diner:

Please get a little closer. It is shorter than you think. When you pee on the floor, the bathroom tends to stink.

another favorite:

Here I sit broken hearted, tried to sh!t but only farted.
VeeJay
7/11/2006, 08:40 PM
a few years ago I was part of a group doing a trade show in Germany at a huge convention center. We were working our booth for 4 days.

Koelne Messe?
OUinFLA
7/11/2006, 09:31 PM
Koelne Messe?

Pet Trade Expo Nurenburg
SOONER44EVER
7/11/2006, 10:57 PM
Those who write on bathroom walls
roll their $#!* in little balls.

Those who read this bathroom wit
eat those little balls of $#!*.
walkoffsooner
7/11/2006, 11:00 PM
If your to short or your pumps to weak please step forward a couple of feet.