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CatHunter
7/11/2006, 11:09 AM
I needed to take a long overdue shower. I gathered all of my clean clothes and put them in a nice little stack on the back of the toilet. I locked the doors and turned the shower on, then put my beer down next to the sink. The shower was great, and as I washed my bad day away, my thoughts drifted to the ice cold beer sitting next to the sink. So I sped up my cleansing and turned the shower off. As I pushed the shower curtain away, the beer caught my eye. It was sweating from the shower steam crashing with the icyness of my fridge. I went for the towel to dry off quickly so I could endulge on the frosty treat, but stopped mid reach. Like having no control of my drinking arm at all, it lunged toward the can of utopia, and I started chugging the beer furiously. All the while dripping wet, not a care in the world.

So, is that bad when you want a drink before you dry off?

The end.

imjebus
7/11/2006, 11:11 AM
Yes, seek professional help. :eddie:

picasso
7/11/2006, 11:19 AM
no offense but a real beer drinker would have finished that off before the shower. and, canned beer in the house? for shame.

CatHunter
7/11/2006, 11:25 AM
no offense but a real beer drinker would have finished that off before the shower. and, canned beer in the house? for shame.

Well, I was carrying two, and finished one as I stepped into the bathroom. I tossed it behind my back and almost made it not too far from my trash can in the bedroom. It is still on the floor today.

Canned Beast is cheap as hell at Super Walmart right now.

CatHunter
7/11/2006, 11:31 AM
it's not bad...unless you were washing down a piece of birthday cake


Your thinking of picasso.

picasso
7/11/2006, 11:40 AM
Well, I was carrying two, and finished one as I stepped into the bathroom. I tossed it behind my back and almost made it not too far from my trash can in the bedroom. It is still on the floor today.

Canned Beast is cheap as hell at Super Walmart right now.
ok then, that's much better.

when you can master making one in the trash while drinking the next one then you've turned the corner my brotha.

jk the sooner fan
7/11/2006, 11:42 AM
welcome back kotter

yermom
7/11/2006, 12:49 PM
welcome back kotter

oh crap

CatHunter
7/11/2006, 12:52 PM
oh crap

Glad to see you and Dole decided to do Clerks II!

yermom
7/11/2006, 12:54 PM
i'm so there

1stTimeCaller
7/11/2006, 12:54 PM
I prefer to drink my beer while in the shower. Just put the can on the caddy thing that hangs from the shower head and raach up and get a swig.

CatHunter
7/11/2006, 12:55 PM
i'm so there


Ditto. You guys should dress up.

yermom
7/11/2006, 12:55 PM
i need a Mooby hat

ChickSoonerFan
7/11/2006, 12:56 PM
This thread is worthless without pics. :rolleyes:

CatHunter
7/11/2006, 12:58 PM
Back for good.

yermom
7/11/2006, 01:00 PM
excellent. congrats.

jk the sooner fan
7/11/2006, 01:13 PM
so how did Lil and Rhino get you to come back?

CatHunter
7/11/2006, 01:19 PM
so how did Lil and Rhino get you to come back?


I'm not part of the Dallas clique anymore!

Beef
7/11/2006, 01:36 PM
I can't believe Marvin didn't drink your beer while you were in the shower.

Mjcpr
7/11/2006, 01:37 PM
I can't believe Marvin didn't drink your beer while you were in the shower.

Marvin can drink beer with a lot of different foods, but peanut butter isn't one of them.

49r
7/11/2006, 01:56 PM
****ing n00b.

Why can't you just use google to look at boobs like everyone else!

:mad:

jk the sooner fan
7/11/2006, 02:00 PM
I'm not part of the Dallas clique anymore!


yesssssssssssss, ran off another one......

MamaMia
7/11/2006, 03:46 PM
I went for the towel to dry off quickly so I could endulge on the frosty treat, but stopped mid reach. Like having no control of my drinking arm at all, it lunged toward the can of utopia, and I started chugging the beer furiously. All the while dripping wet, not a care in the world.

So, is that bad when you want a drink before you dry off?

The end.It sounds as if you were just really thirsty. You made that beer sound so good though, that I couldn't resist reaching in the fridge for a nice cold Corona myself. Is that bad? :O

IB4OU2
7/11/2006, 03:58 PM
I took a glass of Jack Daniels with me to the shower after we laid new sod at the house for over 6 hours that evening. I see nothing wrong with it DC....Welcome back by the way!....:D

Stanley1
7/11/2006, 06:39 PM
yesssssssssssss, ran off another one......

He was the weakest link. Had a bit of a drinking problem. ;)