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Outside of Pakistan, who hates India?
1stTimeCaller
7/11/2006, 08:49 AM
I never liked Larry Bird.
Hatfield
7/11/2006, 08:52 AM
that race were they go in circles 500 times sort of ****es me off
Clearly, you people never see the news.
mdklatt
7/11/2006, 08:57 AM
Outside of Pakistan, who hates India?
China.
What's going on?
Hamhock
7/11/2006, 08:58 AM
I blame Bush.
1stTimeCaller
7/11/2006, 08:58 AM
the Oklahoma Cattlemen's Association.
China.
What's going on?
5 blasts of commuter trains during rush hour.
This guy, but I think Apu's Pakistani.
http://www.brandmalaysia.com/movabletype/archives/apu-robbed.jpg
Hamhock
7/11/2006, 09:02 AM
Outside of Pakistan, who hates India?
Have you ever called the help desk/customer service/registration?
Have you ever called the help desk/customer service/registration?
Yes, I believe I spoke with a Mr. Bob Smith.
Hatfield
7/11/2006, 09:04 AM
Have you ever called the help desk/customer service/registration?
this is actually the correct answer.
mdklatt
7/11/2006, 09:11 AM
5 blasts of commuter trains during rush hour.
Hell, the Indians all hate each other so that could have an internal terrorist attack.
Hatfield
7/11/2006, 09:34 AM
Hell, the Indians all hate each other so that could have an internal terrorist attack.
i know cleveland's baseball team traditionally hasn't been good, but this is a bit extreme don't you think?
picasso
7/11/2006, 09:36 AM
George Harrison hated India.
1stTimeCaller
7/11/2006, 09:36 AM
i know cleveland's baseball team traditionally hasn't been good, but this is a bit extreme don't you think?
remember when the security guards moved Willie Mays Hayes' bunk into the parking lot?
mdklatt
7/11/2006, 09:37 AM
Hmmm...3/11 (Madrid) + 7/7 (London) = 7/11 (Bombay)
The tinfoil hat crowd will have fun with that.
Sooner in Tampa
7/11/2006, 09:38 AM
The entire Custer family hates indians.
Hmmm...3/11 (Madrid) + 7/7 (London) = 7/11 (Bombay)
The tinfoil hat crowd will have fun with that.
Also 11 + 7 = 18/2 = 9 so that's practically 9/11.
Eerie.
Bill Baskey hates India, and he is half Indian!
Hamhock
7/11/2006, 09:40 AM
Also 11 + 7 = 18/2 = 9 so that's practically 9/11.
Eerie.
And your post was #20. :eek:
What I meant was, besides Pakistan, China, Indians themselves, Indians, the Oklahoma Cattlemen's Association, George Harrison, the Custer family and Bill Baskey, who hates India?
mdklatt
7/11/2006, 09:45 AM
What I meant was, besides Pakistan, China, Indians themselves, Indians, the Oklahoma Cattlemen's Association, George Harrison, the Custer family and Bill Baskey, who hates India?
Who doesn't hate India? I heard there are more Indians here in the US than left over there, and most of them are illegals.
THEY TOOK OUR MEDICAL SCHOOLS SLOTS!
picasso
7/11/2006, 09:51 AM
"Want a curry slushie?"
"extreme!"
royalfan5
7/11/2006, 09:54 AM
This guy, but I think Apu's Pakistani.
http://www.brandmalaysia.com/movabletype/archives/apu-robbed.jpg
Apu is most certainly Indian.
Hatfield
7/11/2006, 09:54 AM
it is Bill BRASKY
get it right. sheesh....and while he hates indians, and is half indian...he also hates irony
KC//CRIMSON
7/11/2006, 09:54 AM
I'm still confused. Just give it to me simple.
Dot or Feather?:D
Taxman71
7/11/2006, 09:56 AM
If you go to India, do not use the bathroom the entire time you are there.
YWIA
yermom
7/11/2006, 10:27 AM
If you go to India, do not use the bathroom the entire time you are there.
YWIA
i got a non-vite to go once, an unvitation
1stTimeCaller
7/11/2006, 10:30 AM
If you go to India, do not use the bathroom the entire time you are there.
YWIA
is that where they just have a hole in the floor?
Sooner Schemer
7/11/2006, 10:33 AM
Also 11 + 7 = 18/2 = 9 so that's practically 9/11.
Eerie.
"You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." - Sen. Joe Biden
Bombing on 7/11...Coincidence?
Sooner Schemer
7/11/2006, 10:35 AM
What I meant was, besides Pakistan, China, Indians themselves, Indians, the Oklahoma Cattlemen's Association, George Harrison, the Custer family and Bill Baskey, who hates India?
Computer programmers who've had their jobs outsourced? :mad:
it is Bill BRASKY
get it right. sheesh....and while he hates indians, and is half indian...he also hates irony
Bill Brasky once scissor kicked a man who spelled his name wrong so hard that the man lost 5 pounds by the time he stopped rolling!
picasso
7/11/2006, 11:41 AM
I'm still confused. Just give it to me simple.
Dot or Feather?:D
Mork/Will Hunting spek.:D
OklahomaTuba
7/11/2006, 11:54 AM
What sick sense of humor the terrorists have, 7-11.
If only they could have just destroyed the squishy machines.
RacerX
7/11/2006, 11:57 AM
Jugdish?
picasso
7/11/2006, 12:01 PM
I am standing here beside myself.
mdklatt
7/11/2006, 12:04 PM
Some news sources are saying the attacks were in Bombay, while others says Mumbai. Stupid liberal media can't even get it's facts straight.
Sooner in Tampa
7/11/2006, 12:04 PM
What I meant was, besides Pakistan, China, Indians themselves, Indians, the Oklahoma Cattlemen's Association, George Harrison, the Custer family and Bill Baskey, who hates India?DUH...the cowboys REALLY hate indians:eddie:
Jugdish?
...Muhammed....Clayton....Lonnie....
Boomer_Sooner_sax
7/11/2006, 12:51 PM
Some news sources are saying the attacks were in Bombay, while others says Mumbai. Stupid liberal media can't even get it's facts straight.
Uhm...isn't it the same place??
mdklatt
7/11/2006, 12:52 PM
Uhm...isn't it the same place??
Psst...I know.
RacerX
7/11/2006, 12:54 PM
Oooooh. Her pants are blazing for you.
Boomer_Sooner_sax
7/11/2006, 01:06 PM
Sweet!!
Tear Down This Wall
7/11/2006, 02:26 PM
WTF is wrong the damn muslims? They indiscriminately kill Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindu, atheist.... What the hell is their problem?
Why can't they just be like we are in America? We've got Christians who all worship Jesus, but in different ways. We've got Catholics, Baptists, Methodist, Mennonites, Presbytarians, Episcopalians, etc., etc., etc. We've got weird Christian split-offs like Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses. We've got Jews, Muslims, and every other kind of f'n off the wall faith you can think of...
...BUT WE'RE NOT BLOWING THE CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER IN THE NAME OF OUR FAITH!
BoogercountySooner
7/11/2006, 03:13 PM
It was probably some ****ed off Microsoft customers that couldn't get any satisfaction on the Microsoft Help line!
mdklatt
7/11/2006, 04:46 PM
More Kashmir BS. Why fight over a region that's inhabitable most of the year? More Pakistani and Indian troops haved died due to hypothermia than enemy action in that region
Good jorb dividing up your empire, Britain.
The ROP loves everyone, Mjcpr.
India included.
royalfan5
7/11/2006, 09:30 PM
More Kashmir BS. Why fight over a region that's inhabitable most of the year? More Pakistani and Indian troops haved died due to hypothermia than enemy action in that region
Good jorb dividing up your empire, Britain.
If there is one thing Britan really sucked at it was drawing logical borders to the territories it was granting independence to.
walkoffsooner
7/11/2006, 10:53 PM
Dell computer owners hate india.
If there is one thing Britan really sucked at it was drawing logical borders to the territories it was granting independence to.
If there is one thing a Nebraska fan really sucked at it was drawing logical borders to the sentences it was creating. ;)
Because their movies suck.
Okla-homey
7/12/2006, 06:07 PM
I predict the Indians will sort this current mess out. Afterall, they have a billion people now. The jihaadis could assplode a hundred Indians a day for what? A very long time!...and never run out of people.
I tell you what else, they are a remarkably hospitable people. The times I've been a guest in an Indian family's home I was treated like a flippin' raj or something.
Back in the day, I was invited to spend the weekend at the home of the Indian Army attache in DC. I'll never forget the butler (actually the attache's batman) checking on me at bedtime asking me if I preferred tea or coffee in the morning and which newspaper I preferred as I drank it. All served to me the moment my eyes opened. I still don't know for sure how he knew I was awake.
The guy even shined my shoes and pressed my trousers after I went to sleep and they were back in the closet when I awoke.
Stoop Dawg
7/12/2006, 06:32 PM
WTF is wrong the damn muslims? They indiscriminately kill Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindu, atheist.... What the hell is their problem?
Why can't they just be like we are in America? We've got Christians who all worship Jesus, but in different ways. We've got Catholics, Baptists, Methodist, Mennonites, Presbytarians, Episcopalians, etc., etc., etc. We've got weird Christian split-offs like Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses. We've got Jews, Muslims, and every other kind of f'n off the wall faith you can think of...
...BUT WE'RE NOT BLOWING THE CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER IN THE NAME OF OUR FAITH!
Tell that to Joseph Smith.
Okla-homey
7/12/2006, 06:41 PM
Tell that to Joseph Smith.
And 300 years ago we used to burn witches. That's about where these jihaadi folks are mentally.
Stoop Dawg
7/12/2006, 06:56 PM
And 300 years ago we used to burn witches. That's about where these jihaadi folks are mentally.
Seriously: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=religious+violence+america
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